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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 20:33:15 GMT -5
Woke to the sight of my kitchen glowing a bright red. Shocked; I turn around, half expecting to see 500 FBI agents coming for me....and it's the sun, red as Mars. Fire season...usually in October. It was prob Todd Bowles head We got a thing IT'S CALLED Radarrrrrr love
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2018 19:44:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2018 20:20:45 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Aug 12, 2018 20:49:01 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel".
To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me.
Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 12, 2018 21:02:02 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel". To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me. Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me. Love it. That's something my smartass 6 year old sopne would say. Went for bagels this morning... Me: What kid of bagel do you want? Sopne: I want an egg sandwich. Me: I'm not getting egg sandwiches, I'm getting bagels. What kind of bagel do you want? Sopne: The kind that's an egg sandwich. I had to turn around so he wouldn't see my proud smile.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 12, 2018 21:06:04 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel". To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me. Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me. Love it. That's something my smartass 6 year old sopne would say. Went for bagels this morning... Me: What kid of bagel do you want? Sopne: I want an egg sandwich. Me: I'm not getting egg sandwiches, I'm getting bagels. What kind of bagel do you want? Sopne: The kind that's an egg sandwich. I had to turn around so he wouldn't see my proud smile.
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 12, 2018 21:25:42 GMT -5
Get both of them posting here.
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Post by Big L on Aug 12, 2018 21:28:36 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel". To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me. Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me. So,your kid is a Nazi? Wanting to put people in (toaster) ovens?
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Post by 32Green on Aug 12, 2018 21:40:03 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel". To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me. Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me. So,your kid is a Nazi? Wanting to put people in (toaster) ovens? Yes. I made a mistake on the camp application...and checked "Concentration".. which was one line below 4H. On the bright side, from now on we can walk into France and not pay for anything, everyone just runs away or claps.
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Post by Big L on Aug 13, 2018 4:21:12 GMT -5
So,your kid is a Nazi? Wanting to put people in (toaster) ovens? Yes. I made a mistake on the camp application...and checked "Concentration".. which was one line below 4H. On the bright side, from now on we can walk into France and not pay for anything, everyone just runs away or claps. βHey, what camps do you want to do this summer? I have a list here. Thereβs 4H, YMCA, a soccer camp.... Ooooo, this one looks good - how about concentration camp?β
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Post by GATA π on Aug 13, 2018 11:51:05 GMT -5
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Post by releasetheanimal on Aug 13, 2018 13:55:50 GMT -5
I thought I read that was fake?
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Post by GATA π on Aug 13, 2018 14:48:02 GMT -5
I thought I read that was fake? That would be sad that made my day
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Post by 32Green on Aug 13, 2018 22:44:47 GMT -5
So my youngest gets home from camp and tells me a busload of Chinese kids who couldnt speak English attended camp with her and they all had Americanized names they picked themselves..and obviously with little help from anyone who actually fucken spoke English? The girl that was assigned to my daughters cabin was named... "Strudel". To make it worse..there were two sisters assigned to the cabin next to her named..."Summer" and "Fun". Are you fucking kidding me. Anywho, one day one of the counselors asked a group of girls where Strudel was...and my fucking daughter answers (I was kind of proud of this)...."I dont know...the toaster oven?"..kid's def. fucked up like me. An adendum: Apparently 4 days after camp began, one of the chinese boys pulls a Wendy's hamburger out of his bag and devours it in front of the other kids. He had not left the camp since he arrived and was in possession of this item the whole time. A hamburger festering in his bag for at least 4 days in August LI heat with no AC. And apparently he didnt get sick.
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Post by Hotman on Aug 14, 2018 1:55:32 GMT -5
An adendum: Apparently 4 days after camp began, one of the chinese boys pulls a Wendy's hamburger out of his bag and devours it in front of the other kids. He had not left the camp since he arrived and was in possession of this item the whole time. A hamburger festering in his bag for at least 4 days in August LI heat with no AC. And apparently he didnt get sick. I once had a roomate that did sick disgusting shit like this.. and like leaving raw chicken on the counter for almost a whole day before "cooking" and eating it. And he NEVER washed his plastic cutting boards they sat on. One day I went to move it and the fuckin thing was stuck to the counter and smelled like a rotting carcass when I peeled it off the counter. I threw the shit away and he got upset about that. He ate that sick ass shit all the time. Fuckin psycho. Also he was from Dallas Texas. But anyways I started to wonder is he was training to be some kind of special ops shit or something and was building up his immune system so he could poison ppl and remain uninfected
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