|
Post by bxjetfan on Oct 10, 2018 7:47:50 GMT -5
Started my day by walking barefoot at 7am in the kitchen and stepped on a dead mouse my cat dragged in, felt a slight resistance then an explosion of innards between my toes. Flampers loves you. That's what the cat people say when they bring you dead animals.
|
|
|
Post by 32Green on Oct 10, 2018 9:14:57 GMT -5
Started my day by walking barefoot at 7am in the kitchen and stepped on a dead mouse my cat dragged in, felt a slight resistance then an explosion of innards between my toes. Started my day by walking barefoot at 7am in the kitchen and stepped on a dead mouse my cat dragged in, felt a slight resistance then an explosion of innards between my toes. Flampers loves you. That's what the cat people say when they bring you dead animals. The fackin cat people fail to realize the only difference between them and the gift-mice is size. Iffin the Flampurs fans were the size of mice, they'd have their steaming intestines blasting across Raoul's wood-planked French floor as well. Oh, but keep letting them sh*t in a box in your house and pretend you dont smell it as you eat as the cat fur wafts from your clothes. Oh sure.
|
|
|
Post by bxjetfan on Oct 10, 2018 9:36:58 GMT -5
Started my day by walking barefoot at 7am in the kitchen and stepped on a dead mouse my cat dragged in, felt a slight resistance then an explosion of innards between my toes. Flampers loves you. That's what the cat people say when they bring you dead animals. The fackin cat people fail to realize the only difference between them and the gift-mice is size. Iffin the Flampurs fans were the size of mice, they'd have their steaming intestines blasting across Raoul's wood-planked French floor as well. Oh, but keep letting them sh*t in a box in your house and pretend you dont smell it as you eat as the cat fur wafts from your clothes. Oh sure. Ehhh, the house wouldn't smell too bad if they would feed Flampers Tide pods. Until he started decomposing anyway.
|
|
|
Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 11, 2018 11:14:32 GMT -5
Text from wife:
“Tidy up the house, cleaning lady coming tomorrow “
FML.
|
|
|
Post by Big L on Oct 11, 2018 11:40:31 GMT -5
Text from wife: “Tidy up the house, cleaning lady coming tomorrow “ FML. She means “put your dildo away”
|
|
|
Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 11, 2018 11:41:38 GMT -5
Text from wife: “Tidy up the house, cleaning lady coming tomorrow “ FML. She means “put your dildo away” It’s not bothering anyone in my butt.
|
|
|
Post by Big L on Oct 11, 2018 11:44:04 GMT -5
She means “put your dildo away” It’s not bothering anyone in my butt. ah
|
|
|
Post by 32Green on Oct 11, 2018 13:12:27 GMT -5
Text from wife: “Tidy up the house, cleaning lady coming tomorrow “ FML. Better than "Husband at work, bring lube. Lots of it, pronto." Text from wife: “Tidy up the house, cleaning lady coming tomorrow “ FML. She means “put your dildo away” It’s not bothering anyone in my butt. ah
|
|
|
Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 15, 2018 10:28:00 GMT -5
Now Khabib Whatshisface wants his shot (payday) against Merriweather...
MMA is like wrestling without the acting.
|
|
|
Post by 32Green on Oct 15, 2018 10:59:46 GMT -5
Got a chick that pulls onto my block in her car, takes her dog out, walks it whilst speaking animatedly on the phone. When the dog shits on someones lawn or sidewalk, she pretends to be so distracted by the call she doesnt pick it up and walks back to her car, re-loads dog, then takes off. There's a chick on the block whose house she parks in front of when she does this..think she's gonna handle it..I hope. I can see this turning ugly when this chick claims to be getting harassed if someone confronts her, so I want nothing to do with it.
Fucking hate pet-owners.
|
|
|
Post by 32Green on Oct 15, 2018 11:05:40 GMT -5
Now Khabib Whatshisface wants his shot (payday) against Merriweather... MMA is like wrestling without the acting. Yeah, I kind of stopped paying attention without realizing it. Friends started talking to me about the recent McGregor debacle and I had no idea. Then after they told me, I couldnt even summon the interest to look up the clips. His phony "boxing match" was probably the last straw, any real boxing fan knew he should have been KO'd in the first round and the rest was a sham to attempt to legitimize the match. Fuck, people are willing to pay for an admittedly fake Wrestling match, why shouldnt someone try the same for MMA? If you are that dopey, God bless you.
|
|
|
Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Oct 15, 2018 11:09:04 GMT -5
Now Khabib Whatshisface wants his shot (payday) against Merriweather... MMA is like wrestling without the acting. Yeah, I kind of stopped paying attention without realizing it. Friends started talking to me about the recent McGregor debacle and I had no idea. Then after they told me, I couldnt even summon the interest to look up the clips. His phony "boxing match" was probably the last straw, any real boxing fan knew he should have been KO'd in the first round and the rest was a sham to attempt to legitimize the match. Fuck, people are willing to pay for an admittedly fake Wrestling match, why shouldnt someone try the same for MMA? If you are that dopey, God bless you. Because entertainment > pure athletics / sports. Obviously the most successful businesses have both.
|
|
|
Post by 32Green on Oct 15, 2018 11:31:26 GMT -5
Yeah, I kind of stopped paying attention without realizing it. Friends started talking to me about the recent McGregor debacle and I had no idea. Then after they told me, I couldnt even summon the interest to look up the clips. His phony "boxing match" was probably the last straw, any real boxing fan knew he should have been KO'd in the first round and the rest was a sham to attempt to legitimize the match. Fuck, people are willing to pay for an admittedly fake Wrestling match, why shouldnt someone try the same for MMA? If you are that dopey, God bless you. Because entertainment > pure athletics / sports. Obviously the most successful businesses have both. I get it. Just not interested in wasting time watching/paying for it, and I have no problem with people who do.
|
|
|
Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 15, 2018 11:59:48 GMT -5
Now Khabib Whatshisface wants his shot (payday) against Merriweather... MMA is like wrestling without the acting. Yeah, I kind of stopped paying attention without realizing it. Friends started talking to me about the recent McGregor debacle and I had no idea. Then after they told me, I couldnt even summon the interest to look up the clips. His phony "boxing match" was probably the last straw, any real boxing fan knew he should have been KO'd in the first round and the rest was a sham to attempt to legitimize the match. Fuck, people are willing to pay for an admittedly fake Wrestling match, why shouldnt someone try the same for MMA? If you are that dopey, God bless you. Even the “attack” on the bus seems right out of a McMahon script.
|
|
|
Post by Big L on Oct 15, 2018 12:03:49 GMT -5
Anyone else think of a crunchy granola breakfast cereal when you read the name Khashoggi ?
|
|