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Post by quantum on Dec 14, 2018 9:53:55 GMT -5
I always find it amusing how you can get others to do the awkward work of googling things like this. lol
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Dec 14, 2018 10:10:32 GMT -5
I think Bush's coffin got lost and the people following it around have no idea. YOU DINT SEE A CORPSE RIGHT?!?!?!? JUST LIKE MCCAIN!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!!!!! Beamed up to the mother ship.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2018 15:11:05 GMT -5
"Okay! We are back; I just wanted to thank DOm DeLuise for his views, and...while we are talking about air quality, the air is BAD up in San Francisco..."
"HOW BAD IS IT?!?!?"
"It's so bad, it's like spending time with BOnd the Magnificent in the politics forum."
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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Post by tkasper01 on Dec 15, 2018 10:46:41 GMT -5
WTF is up with the young people shaking/rocking their fucking feet. Waiting on my flt to IAH and have moved twice before I told the third asshat to stop or I would vomit on him. Shaking the entire fucking row of seats.
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Post by Big L on Dec 15, 2018 12:34:15 GMT -5
WTF is up with the young people shaking/rocking their fucking feet. Waiting on my flt to IAH and have moved twice before I told the third asshat to stop or I would vomit on him. Shaking the entire fucking row of seats. Most people are just fucking assholes.
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Post by Big L on Dec 21, 2018 14:05:18 GMT -5
Here’s how to figure out your porn star name-
First take your moms first name
then
Add your moms maiden name
Because your mothers a whore
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Post by Ff2 on Dec 21, 2018 16:12:45 GMT -5
Gingerbread men live in houses made from the same stuff as their bodies.
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Post by 32Green on Dec 21, 2018 17:29:10 GMT -5
Gingerbread men live in houses made from the same stuff as their bodies. And they are proportionally 3 times larger than the windows and doors. How do they get in. Or out. Common. So this morning I went to drop off the sopne at the train station. Pouring fackin rain. As I'm pulling away there is a double parked car in front of me. Its the train station, so not unusual. I go to pull around it and all of a sudden I see this at the corner of my bumper. Well. Not exactly her, but same glasses, facial expression and general friendly demeanor. Waving her arms and yelling at me. Apparently she has the right to step into traffic in the pouring rain and be magically protected. She's lucky I was driving slow and saw her at the last minute. We then had a brief shining moment of Fuck me fuck you through my now opened window. I was kind enough to remind her where the crosswalk was loud enough so she could hear me. Wasnt that nice of me? Now, she might live to breed other morons who will dart out in front of double parked cars in the pouring rain. Yay. Very NY, very Christmas. lolgfy triggered cretin.
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Post by Warfish on Dec 21, 2018 17:36:59 GMT -5
WTF is up with the young people shaking/rocking their fucking feet. Waiting on my flt to IAH and have moved twice before I told the third asshat to stop or I would vomit on him. Shaking the entire fucking row of seats. Restless Leg Syndrome.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 21, 2018 19:17:57 GMT -5
WTF is up with the young people shaking/rocking their fucking feet. Waiting on my flt to IAH and have moved twice before I told the third asshat to stop or I would vomit on him. Shaking the entire fucking row of seats. Restless Leg Syndrome. Wrestless
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2018 0:17:11 GMT -5
A chimp attack to the ankles would be the paws those wrestless legs need.
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Post by Big L on Dec 25, 2018 20:05:16 GMT -5
Wifne is sick on Christmas. Now I’ll have to search for some Christmas themed porn for a good wank later. FML.
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Post by 32Green on Dec 25, 2018 21:34:09 GMT -5
Wifne is sick on Christmas. Now I’ll have to search for some Christmas themed porn for a good wank later. FML. Sorry pal. In the basement watching the Celtics game with the sopne who is home from school. Talking guy shit which I never get to do around my wifne and dopne. Dopne presents herself in front of me and says "Something exploded upstairs". (Wifne cooking dinner). I lurch up the stairs and find the weeping wench sweeping up broken glass...which is all over the kitchen. Apparently, she opened the oven and simultaneously, the cooking dish holding her roast went boom. All over the oven, out, all over her, up in the air and on top of all the side dishes that were cooling around the stove. Entire...fucking...Christmas..fucking...dinner. Done. I went into work mode and immediate calm. (you go calm when others are losing their shit) Consoled the wench, sent her downstairs with a glass of wine and have spent the last hour and a half with a shop vac, simple green and a roll of paper towels. Entire dinner, scooped into the garbage. Thank God she didnt have a scratch and we had no company. Wtf Baby Jesus. Oh and sorry Big L has to jerk off. fhl
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 25, 2018 21:46:39 GMT -5
Wifne is sick on Christmas. Now I’ll have to search for some Christmas themed porn for a good wank later. FML. Sorry pal. In the basement watching the Celtics game with the sopne who is home from school. Talking guy shit which I never get to do around my wifne and dopne. Dopne presents herself in front of me and says "Something exploded upstairs". (Wifne cooking dinner). I lurch up the stairs and find the weeping wench sweeping up broken glass...which is all over the kitchen. Apparently, she opened the oven and simultaneously, the cooking dish holding her roast went boom. All over the oven, out, all over her, up in the air and on top of all the side dishes that were cooling around the stove. Entire...fucking...Christmas..fucking...dinner. Done. I went into work mode and immediate calm. (you go calm when others are losing their shit) Consoled the wench, sent her downstairs with a glass of wine and have spent the last hour and a half with a shop vac, simple green and a roll of paper towels. Entire dinner, scooped into the garbage. Thank God she didnt have a scratch and we had no company. Wtf Baby Jesus. Did she have any coin on the Celtics game?
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Post by jay57 on Dec 25, 2018 21:49:07 GMT -5
Wifne is sick on Christmas. Now I’ll have to search for some Christmas themed porn for a good wank later. FML. Sorry pal. In the basement watching the Celtics game with the sopne who is home from school. Talking guy shit which I never get to do around my wifne and dopne. Dopne presents herself in front of me and says "Something exploded upstairs". (Wifne cooking dinner). I lurch up the stairs and find the weeping wench sweeping up broken glass...which is all over the kitchen. Apparently, she opened the oven and simultaneously, the cooking dish holding her roast went boom. All over the oven, out, all over her, up in the air and on top of all the side dishes that were cooling around the stove. Entire...fucking...Christmas..fucking...dinner. Done. I went into work mode and immediate calm. (you go calm when others are losing their shit) Consoled the wench, sent her downstairs with a glass of wine and have spent the last hour and a half with a shop vac, simple green and a roll of paper towels. Entire dinner, scooped into the garbage. Thank God she didnt have a scratch and we had no company. Wtf Baby Jesus. Oh and sorry Big L has to jerk off.
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