did we ever agree on the term for female fapping?

ferping

Flicking the bean.

1. Diddle yourself

Amongst a sea of crass terms for the act, this is the most pleasant. Why, it almost sounds like something your grandma would’ve said back when she was young diddler!


2. Flick the bean

A term so casual, how can it possibly be wrong? Though, we know if we ever called their clitoris a “bean,” they’d murder us.

3. Rub one out

This might be a unisex term, but let’s give it fully to the ladies. Us guys may yank it, crank it, pull it and tug it, but we never rub it.

4. Jill off

Jack and Jill went up a hill…alone. If we can jack it, they can jill it.

5. Feed the bearded clam

A funny one, sure, but probably an anachronistic one nowadays. Who doesn’t visit the clam waxer?

6. Beat around the bush

It’s kinda like “beat off,” applied to an old-fashioned idiom.

7. Dip the digits

Take your fingers for a relaxing swim in the pool.

8. Taco time

We can’t imagine any woman saying this, but hey, everybody loves tacos. We’ll never call lube “guacamole” though.

9. Air out the orchid

Each woman is a special flower. And, so is her…uh, special flower. Water it, provide it with nutrients and make sure it gets some fresh air occasionally.

10. Touch yourself

Not sure if I agree.  Other than to be pulled aside, the flaps are not really involved.

What about "boring" if insertion is involved?  Otherwise, "gashing", perhaps?

Ragu realized he idolized me, so let me out of Hampurgatory.

doin' the stinky pinky