Shit My Dad Says

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Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 20:51:02 GMT -5

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Anyone read this book? Some good larfs, 'specially if you've got a father like that. I'll post some quotes as I come across the,.

On My Seventh Birthday Party
“No, you can’t have a bouncy house at your birthday party…. What do you mean why? Have you ever thought to yourself, where would I put a goddamned bouncy house in our backyard?…Yeah, that’s right, that’s the kind of shit I think about, that you just think”

Excerpt From: Halpern, Justin. “Sh*t My Dad Says.” HarperCollins, 2010. iBooks.

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Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 20:52:56 GMT -5 Trades likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 9, 2015 20:52:56 GMT -5 On Being Teased “So he called you a homo. Big deal. There’s nothing wrong with being a homosexual…. No, I’m not saying you’re a homosexual. Jesus Christ. Now I’m starting to see why this kid was giving you shit.”
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Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 20:55:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 9, 2015 20:55:13 GMT -5 On Candy “Jesus Christ, one fucking Snickers bar, and you’re running around like your asshole is on fire. Okay, outside you go. Don’t come back in until you’re ready to sleep or shit.”
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Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 21:10:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 9, 2015 21:10:25 GMT -5 On Child Safety “Don’t touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife…. I don’t give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon.”
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Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 21:11:51 GMT -5

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On Sharing
“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”

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rexneffect Cliquey Hampur Elitist Sexual Tyranosaurus Posts: 1,026	Shit My Dad Says Apr 9, 2015 22:42:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rexneffect on Apr 9, 2015 22:42:38 GMT -5 Didn't they make a show out of this that really sucked?

Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 3:40:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 10, 2015 3:40:43 GMT -5 Apr 9, 2015 22:42:38 GMT -5 rexneffect said: Didn't they make a show out of this that really sucked? Did they really? I could see how it should be left in print.
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Jets Things Knights Hamplar Resident Pervert Posts: 22,372 change usernames: Jets Things	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 6:08:44 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jets Things on Apr 10, 2015 6:08:44 GMT -5 Bill Shatner played the father, as I remember. It lasted a hot minute.

Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 7:59:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 10, 2015 7:59:09 GMT -5 Apr 10, 2015 6:08:44 GMT -5 Jets Things said: Bill Shatner played the father, as I remember. It lasted a hot minute. Sounds like a real winner.
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Touchable Cliquey Hampur Elitist Posts: 36,784	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 18:52:06 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Touchable on Apr 10, 2015 18:52:06 GMT -5 "Get a job you fuckin' hump!" I was 7 And I got that job Success...I achieved it.

The Tax Returns Are in Kenya Cliquey Hampur Elitist Posts: 18,158	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 18:57:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Apr 10, 2015 18:57:38 GMT -5 Apr 10, 2015 6:08:44 GMT -5 Jets Things said: Bill Shatner played the father, as I remember. It lasted a hot minute. Yeah, kind of didn't work with all the curse words bleeped out. They couldn't even use the real title.

Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 10, 2015 22:26:15 GMT -5 JetBidi likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 10, 2015 22:26:15 GMT -5 On Going Camping with the Family “No, I’m gonna stay home. You can take a family vacation, and I’ll take a vacation from the family. Trust me, it’ll make both of our time more enjoyable."
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Shit My Dad Says Apr 11, 2015 6:41:40 GMT -5 thebigragu likes this

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Apr 9, 2015 21:11:51 GMT -5 Big L said:

On Sharing
“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”

Now this sounds more like me.

i am real with my kids, I am not sure if it is correct but I don't sauger coat the situation. I think this is why my kids always tell me I am messed up and I have something wrong with me, at least my son does, he is getting old enough to realize his dads not all there.

Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 11, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 11, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 On Puberty “How’s puberty treating you?…How do I know you’re going through it? Oh I don’t know, maybe it’s the three hundred dick hairs you suddenly leave all over the toilet seat that clued me in.”
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Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,507	Shit My Dad Says Apr 11, 2015 22:05:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 11, 2015 22:05:02 GMT -5 On Trying Out for the High School Freshman Football Team “I ain’t letting you try out, you’re too skinny…. No, I hate to break it to you, but you can’t do whatever you want, and you most certainly are not a man.”
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