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Post by 32Green on Apr 22, 2015 8:46:02 GMT -5
I don't have to give you a 'present' because I don't want one for MY day." Fuck this gay earth. Isnt that usually followed by "go get yourself a new putter and driver"?
If not, time for Ashley Madison.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 22, 2015 8:52:40 GMT -5
Isnt that usually followed by "go get yourself a new putter and driver"?
If not, time for Ashley Madison.
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I got a new driver last year and have had the same putter for more than three years. Totally happy with it. :sigh: |
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 22, 2015 9:28:13 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp. Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops. Yeah. "I read..." OK.  |
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Post by southside on Apr 22, 2015 10:07:05 GMT -5
How has southside not thrown himself off a fucking bridge I will never Know, Im going to kill someone way to much testosterone pumping in my veins The Force ragu, use The Force! |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 22, 2015 13:37:23 GMT -5
Finally he shows up fer fooks sake.
My jaw was starting to cramp up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 14:06:30 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE So? Take the Fn dice off. Problem solved. |
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Post by Jetworks on Apr 22, 2015 16:38:56 GMT -5
You can say dick here.... Its OK... Pussy, twat, etc all OK... Just don't say penis ... Really?
Be right back, going to check the hotties forum. 
So, you finally find your way over here after months and months of silence. Bing tells you that it's ok to say 'dick' in a post. And your response is to go look at nekkid wimmens? We need to talk. Pronto. |
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Post by Big L on Apr 22, 2015 17:21:14 GMT -5
Can you explain to the class why you were tardy?
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 22, 2015 18:17:39 GMT -5
Can you explain to the class why you were tardy? Let me guess.....you were taking the bus to school, but had a Drs. Note signed by your "parents"... You walked right up to the lady in the attendance office and handed her the note...you smile ..and then leave like you've done 20times already this year... Then you walk out of school at 9:15 and walk to your friends house just down the road and wake him up by blowing bong hits in his face... He gets up and you proceed to play quarters until your trashed...others come over and its a party because your friends parents don't get home until 4.. But that's OK because you've got some acid and you drop and spend the rest of the day burning, tripping and playing Frisbee in the giant orchard close by...peaking your sack off without a care in the word.....amirite?  |
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Post by PK on Apr 22, 2015 18:58:51 GMT -5
The wife has a great video bookmarked for us to watch tonight. 8 Swedish chicks in an inflatable pool covered in baby oil.
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Post by Trades on Apr 22, 2015 19:43:53 GMT -5
The wife has a great video bookmarked for us to watch tonight. 8 Swedish chicks in an inflatable pool covered in baby oil. Why did they cover the pool in baby oil? |
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Post by Trades on Apr 22, 2015 19:44:38 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE So? Take the Fn dice off. Problem solved. I think he suggested no dice. She must have wanted the dice. Or maybe she wanted to listen to an old Dice Clay album and he said no. |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 22, 2015 20:00:30 GMT -5
The Fuck stickied this
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Post by Big L on Apr 22, 2015 20:22:25 GMT -5
Certainly isn't you doing any stickying. :alien: |
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Post by jetstream23 on Apr 22, 2015 23:25:21 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided No wonder you're going to see Elton John. |
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