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Post by Big L on Jan 18, 2018 5:48:18 GMT -5
Know what else? In a committed relationship, at J-Lo's urging, the lucky guy gets to experience her anal treasure. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing discovering the anal treasure involves putting a gooey dent into the lower end of a giant, corn-festooned turd.. ready for launch. She prolly finds the porn-star colon-cleanse beneath her stature. So you’re basically saying due to the large size, her entire nether zone has a constant case of swamp ass?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 8:41:47 GMT -5
Know what else? In a committed relationship, at J-Lo's urging, the lucky guy gets to experience her anal treasure. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing discovering t he anal treasure involves putting a gooey dent into the lower end of a giant, corn-festooned turd.. ready for launch. She prolly finds the porn-star colon-cleanse beneath her stature. Not a chance. Her Hollywood celebrity-initiated clean eating regimen results in multi-daily eliminations, rendering her lower colon free of impaction potential at its source. Add to this her ethnically-driven need for an at least weekly indulgence of beans and rice, and I'm betting coolie coitus is a squeaky clean delight.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 18, 2018 9:37:01 GMT -5
Call me crazy, but I'm guessing discovering the anal treasure involves putting a gooey dent into the lower end of a giant, corn-festooned turd.. ready for launch. She prolly finds the porn-star colon-cleanse beneath her stature. So you’re basically saying due to the large size, her entire nether zone has a constant case of swamp ass? Yes. Yes I am. Pimples, cellulite, child-birth mongo-veined anus, all of it. Keep those pantses on, thankee.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 9:50:00 GMT -5
So you’re basically saying due to the large size, her entire nether zone has a constant case of swamp ass? Yes. Yes I am. Pimples, cellulite, child-birth mongo-veined anus, all of it. Keep those pantses on, thankee.
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Post by Big L on Jan 18, 2018 9:56:08 GMT -5
So you’re basically saying due to the large size, her entire nether zone has a constant case of swamp ass? Yes. Yes I am. Pimples, cellulite, child-birth mongo-veined anus, all of it. Keep those pantses on, thankee. I would tend to agree. I bet it is the true definition of beef curtains down there. Loose hanging brown 4 day old roast beef curtains.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 12:20:07 GMT -5
Yes. Yes I am. Pimples, cellulite, child-birth mongo-veined anus, all of it. Keep those pantses on, thankee. I would tend to agree. I bet it is the true definition of beef curtains down there. Loose hanging brown 4 day old roast beef curtains.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 15:48:04 GMT -5
Saw this spot the other day. Stopped me in my tracks. J-Law continues to be incredibly hot. Flick doesn't look half bad either.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 15:52:18 GMT -5
Nice rack shot at :22.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 18, 2018 17:07:42 GMT -5
I would tend to agree. I bet it is the true definition of beef curtains down there. Loose hanging brown 4 day old roast beef curtains.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 18, 2018 17:10:07 GMT -5
Saw this spot the other day. Stopped me in my tracks. J-Law continues to be incredibly hot. Flick doesn't look half bad either. Agreed!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 18:01:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 18:29:50 GMT -5
I know Jessica is talking. But I can't hear a word she's saying. I'm completely mesmerized by her insane beauty. Wow what skin tone. And that smile.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 18, 2018 21:00:26 GMT -5
I know Jessica is talking. But I can't hear a word she's saying. I'm completely mesmerized by her insane beauty. Wow what skin tone. And that smile. Just saw some flick on TV where she is scuba diving in a skimpy suit the whole flick. Lots of gratuitous close-ups of ass. I like big asses too, but she has the perfect small ass. Mingee
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Post by JStokes on Jan 18, 2018 21:34:31 GMT -5
I know Jessica is talking. But I can't hear a word she's saying. I'm completely mesmerized by her insane beauty. Wow what skin tone. And that smile. Just saw some flick on TV where she is scuba diving in a skimpy suit the whole flick. Lots of gratuitous close-ups of ass. I like big asses too, but she has the perfect small ass. Mingee Into the Blue. Awful movie. Can’t turn it off. _
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 8:45:44 GMT -5
I know Jessica is talking. But I can't hear a word she's saying. I'm completely mesmerized by her insane beauty. Wow what skin tone. And that smile. Just saw some flick on TV where she is scuba diving in a skimpy suit the whole flick. Lots of gratuitous close-ups of ass. I like big asses too, but she has the perfect small ass. Mingee Just saw some flick on TV where she is scuba diving in a skimpy suit the whole flick. Lots of gratuitous close-ups of ass. I like big asses too, but she has the perfect small ass. Mingee Into the Blue. Awful movie. Can’t turn it off. _ That movie is one of the great diversions of all time. Like you both, I know inherently that the flick is a POS. But I would not turn it off even with a gun to my head. She is a goddess. Also, no one can post a fuckin' gif from the movie? Senor Green, you are so right about Jesica's perfect posterior.
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