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Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:03:28 GMT -5
Ok team. Here is my issue. As you can recall, I started dating a chick that is General Counsel for a large company. Great girl, very classy.
Last week, we were both attending the same conference out of town. We went out to dinner...things progressed...and the next thing you know, we are back in my room making some mattress music. All good!!
Until the end, when I noticed a lot of moisture on the sheets. I thought that it was odd....maybe she was a squirter. Life is still good.
Fast foward to this past weekend. We go out to a movie. I bring her back to my apartment. Things heat up. She is on top....then it happens. She was not squirter, she was a gusher!!! It seriously felt like she was taking a leak on me. Now, she was embarrassed by the whole thing. I told her that it was ok...but when she got up, I noticed that not only were my sheets wet, but she had soaked straight through beyond the mattress pad to the mattress itself!!!
When she left, I examined the evidence. It definitely wasn't piss....no urine smell. However my question for the group...what is the best way of handling this in the future? It probably wouldn't be cool to have the bed lined with towels when she comes over...however I really don't want to have "Old Faithful" discharging on my mattress in the future.
Any tips?
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Post by southside on Jul 15, 2015 12:07:02 GMT -5
Uhhh, buy a mattress pad? Or fuck her in the shower. Or if your pool is low on water fuck her in there.
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Jul 15, 2015 12:09:12 GMT -5
Rubber sheets under some cheap ones.
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Post by Touchable on Jul 15, 2015 12:12:33 GMT -5
Deprive her of water for 3 days
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jul 15, 2015 12:12:41 GMT -5
great problem to have....... do as Bing does....... just put down towels..... that way she will know that it is appropriate and wel comed......... nice job. you hit the spot!!!!!rep given
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2015 12:13:39 GMT -5
Ah, wetsuit with dick hole till she starts billing you?
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 15, 2015 12:21:31 GMT -5
Take her home to her place. Have sex anywhere but the bed. Go to sleep in the bed. Ask for cab fare in the morning.
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Post by jetswin on Jul 15, 2015 12:22:28 GMT -5
bang her in the backyard
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Post by Big L on Jul 15, 2015 12:33:55 GMT -5
Waterproof mattress pad.
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Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:42:42 GMT -5
Rubber sheets under some cheap ones. Wouldn't a rubber sheet get hot?
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Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:44:02 GMT -5
Sometimes you have to go through the front gate first, before you reach the backyard!
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Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:46:56 GMT -5
Deprive her of water for 3 days And then keep some Gatorade by the bed to give her afterwards?
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Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:50:45 GMT -5
Uhhh, buy a mattress pad? Or fuck her in the shower. Or if your pool is low on water fuck her in there. I already have a mattress pad. She soaked it. The shower is a good idea....but can't be an exclusive remedy. "Hey baby, lets hop in the shower" every time that she comes over will get old after a while. I don't have a pool...
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Post by jetswin on Jul 15, 2015 12:51:04 GMT -5
Sometimes you have to go through the front gate first, before you reach the backyard! The road less traveled lol
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Post by jdeacon on Jul 15, 2015 12:54:46 GMT -5
Congratulations, rep given. I have only had one girl in my life gush like that and it shocked the both of us. Felt like superman for a month afterwards.
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