Post by porgyman on Jul 15, 2015 12:03:28 GMT -5
Ok team. Here is my issue. As you can recall, I started dating a chick that is General Counsel for a large company. Great girl, very classy.
Last week, we were both attending the same conference out of town. We went out to dinner...things progressed...and the next thing you know, we are back in my room making some mattress music. All good!!
Until the end, when I noticed a lot of moisture on the sheets. I thought that it was odd....maybe she was a squirter. Life is still good.
Fast foward to this past weekend. We go out to a movie. I bring her back to my apartment. Things heat up. She is on top....then it happens. She was not squirter, she was a gusher!!! It seriously felt like she was taking a leak on me. Now, she was embarrassed by the whole thing. I told her that it was ok...but when she got up, I noticed that not only were my sheets wet, but she had soaked straight through beyond the mattress pad to the mattress itself!!!
When she left, I examined the evidence. It definitely wasn't piss....no urine smell. However my question for the group...what is the best way of handling this in the future? It probably wouldn't be cool to have the bed lined with towels when she comes over...however I really don't want to have "Old Faithful" discharging on my mattress in the future.
Any tips?
Last week, we were both attending the same conference out of town. We went out to dinner...things progressed...and the next thing you know, we are back in my room making some mattress music. All good!!
Until the end, when I noticed a lot of moisture on the sheets. I thought that it was odd....maybe she was a squirter. Life is still good.
Fast foward to this past weekend. We go out to a movie. I bring her back to my apartment. Things heat up. She is on top....then it happens. She was not squirter, she was a gusher!!! It seriously felt like she was taking a leak on me. Now, she was embarrassed by the whole thing. I told her that it was ok...but when she got up, I noticed that not only were my sheets wet, but she had soaked straight through beyond the mattress pad to the mattress itself!!!
When she left, I examined the evidence. It definitely wasn't piss....no urine smell. However my question for the group...what is the best way of handling this in the future? It probably wouldn't be cool to have the bed lined with towels when she comes over...however I really don't want to have "Old Faithful" discharging on my mattress in the future.
Any tips?
