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Post by DDNYjets on Jul 16, 2015 8:51:22 GMT -5
Jesus Christ. This guy found a squirter and he is complaining. What a fanoke.
My advice. Open your mouth and drink from the fountain of youth you ingrate.
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Post by southside on Jul 16, 2015 10:07:48 GMT -5
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Post by DDNYjets on Jul 16, 2015 10:21:39 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 16, 2015 10:58:22 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Jul 16, 2015 11:51:15 GMT -5
Where's Borgo when you need him?
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Post by Big L on Jul 16, 2015 11:56:29 GMT -5
Alright, porgy, here's what we're gonna do.
You take her out to dinner, and you go somewhere where there is sure to be asparagus on the menu. You make sure she eats it. Then, when she squirts later on, does it smell like asparagus?
Problem solved.
Let us know the results.
Thankee.
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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jul 16, 2015 12:38:38 GMT -5
Alright, porgy, here's what we're gonna do. You take her out to dinner, and you go somewhere where there is sure to be asparagus on the menu. You make sure she eats it. Then, when she squirts later on, does it smell like asparagus? Problem solved. Let us know the results. Thankee. At first I chuckled. Then I realized its brilliance. Please do this and lets end the debate
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 16, 2015 12:49:13 GMT -5
You must make her eat the asparagus.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Jul 16, 2015 12:50:12 GMT -5
I clicked expecting a bed wetting story.
I am not disapoint.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 16, 2015 12:57:20 GMT -5
Where's Borgo when you need him? Something something velvety bouquet yada yada ablutions blah blah pudendum herp-a-derp Marc Bolan wha'eva wha'eva Italian, Newburgh, cartoonish nostrils, I'm leaving. Forever. Again. Oh hello again, gentlemen. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 14:42:01 GMT -5
lol Velveeta Bouquet - that's our guy
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 15:10:38 GMT -5
get some of that stuff they put in pools that turns red when you pee in the pool
then bang her in teh pool
common
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Post by Hotman on Jul 16, 2015 15:39:27 GMT -5
get some of that stuff they put in pools that turns red when you pee in the pool then bang her in teh pool common
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 16, 2015 18:11:20 GMT -5
get some of that stuff they put in pools that turns red when you pee in the pool then bang her in teh pool common No such product. Years ago in the Hamptons, some a-hole at a sharehouse claimed to have put the chemicals in the pool himself. Fast forward to 4am when I pump out a golden arc of frothy make, dead center. The color did not change.
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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jul 17, 2015 3:39:18 GMT -5
Yea I always heard the pool dye thing was simply lore
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