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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:07:54 GMT -5
Just joined the gym tonight. So much fun, so many hot bodies (most of the faces are meh). I got a couple sweet holds, destroyed a couple routes. I'll tell you what though, it's tough on your body. My hands are sore and have barely any strength left in them after a session. I mean it's hard to wipe my ass sometimes. Battling some sort of biceps/triceps tendon strain or something. Cramming your feet into what can only be described as Chinese ballerina torture shoes... wall and rope burns... grips tearing and making your fingers raw... and I love the shit out of it. I wish I would have joined years ago when I wanted to start climbing. Better late than never. I'd be so much better than some of these punks.
BTW, I believe it's a criteria to grow a beard if you work at the rock climbing gym. You also have to throw around terms like smear, beta, push, take, etc... There's nothing worse than not being able to get the pink colored routes though. Not that the color of the holds mean anything as far as skill level goes. But it's just the fact that the pink ones kicked your ass. It sucks. You know what else sucks? The little kids. Thankfully they haven't started showing up to the gym yet since it just opened. But those little rugrats are annoying but damn can they climb. I could climb like a monkey too when I weighed 80 lbs. Little shits don't know what 10 years of beer guzzling in dimly lit bars will do to a man.
Anyway, sound off. Who else humps the rock?
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 8, 2014 23:17:42 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 8, 2014 23:20:51 GMT -5
I climb the dumb thing in the gym from time to time when im being an asshole and making my wife laugh.100 pound heavy bag is where its at southside and a speed bag.
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 8, 2014 23:21:42 GMT -5
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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:25:04 GMT -5
I see you're making use of the gif I found, asshole. It is a good one.
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 8, 2014 23:27:36 GMT -5
This thread could go the distance. What else you humping softside? We got the Rock
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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:29:06 GMT -5
I climb the dumb thing in the gym from time to time when im being an asshole and making my wife laugh.100 pound heavy bag is where its at southside and a speed bag. I used to have a 100lb heavy bag. Got some 16 ounce gloves and some MMA gloves too. I used to hit the shit out of that thing when I was really in a bad spot a few years ago. I'd go get it but I have no where to put one right now. I've thought about joining a jujitsu gym too for when I don't want to climb. But I really don't like the whole bullshit reverence that people are expected to dish out at those places. It's so phony. The gym you are talking about, is it just a wall that's part of a big sports club? Those routes are way too easy. And they're nothing but jug holds. Bouldering is so much fun too. Fucking hard but really rewarding.
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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:30:54 GMT -5
This thread could go the distance. What else you humping softside? We got the Rock Unfortunately that's where the road ends for the moment. I'm not trying to blaze any trails right now. Just working on making myself a better person and upping my standards from the last broad that ripped my heart out from my asshole. Damn harlot temptress!
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 8, 2014 23:33:54 GMT -5
This thread could go the distance. What else you humping softside? We got the Rock Unfortunately that's where the road ends for the moment. I'm not trying to blaze any trails right now. Just working on making myself a better person and upping my standards from the last broad that ripped my heart out from my asshole. Damn harlot temptress! can we get a picture of this chick? I posted all of my exploits over the years mind you
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 8, 2014 23:36:18 GMT -5
I see you're making use of the gif I found, asshole. It is a good one. Wat?
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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:38:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately that's where the road ends for the moment. I'm not trying to blaze any trails right now. Just working on making myself a better person and upping my standards from the last broad that ripped my heart out from my asshole. Damn harlot temptress! can we get a picture of this chick? I posted all of my exploits over the years mind you No. For one, I never even had pictures of her when we were dating. That used to piss her off. Haha. I remember one time when we had one of our break ups she brought that up and I was like, "You never like having your picture taken anyway!" She's a moron. And a bitch. But no. You can't have a picture because I don't have any. Any that I did have I deleted a long time ago because it was too painful. But trust me, she wasn't anything to look at. I do have pictures of a few other chicks I hooked up with though. One of them is wearing a see through dress thing. Maybe I'll PM you that one. She's asian too so it's probably right up your alley. Normally I'd not do something like that, I like respecting people's privacy. But she kind of pissed me off so fuck her.
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Post by southside on Dec 8, 2014 23:39:23 GMT -5
I see you're making use of the gif I found, asshole. It is a good one. Wat? I posted that image at the old hampur when someone was talking about having a big weener. Don't remember who it was but I most definitely went through google to find that one specific gif. You are ripping me off.
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Post by Big L on Dec 9, 2014 7:06:03 GMT -5
Rocks? Pfffft.
How much you bench?
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Post by freestater on Dec 9, 2014 8:54:11 GMT -5
I climb. Not well, but I climb. A film-making buddy of mine got me into it. Yes, the fucking shoes are terrible. Especially for a guy like me (6 foot, 235) I've even switched up some of my gym workout to help with the climbing. It has helped work out my back like no other exercise. Throwing punches and benching are fine for pect/tris, but to really get a fantastic burn on lats/delts, climbing is awesome.
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 9, 2014 9:09:53 GMT -5
I posted that image at the old hampur when someone was talking about having a big weener. Don't remember who it was but I most definitely went through google to find that one specific gif. You are ripping me off. el oh el ripping you off. My dick periodically enters a vagina, so no.
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