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Post by vin on Sept 4, 2015 19:48:44 GMT -5
“If I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink-wink, give her all my money and then I would go do a deposition. I would light one of them three-hour cigars. I’d have me some wine and maybe a Quaalude and I would just go off, because I don’t believe that he was raping,” Wayans offered. “I think he was in relationships with all of them and then he was like, ‘You know what? [I’m] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches.’ And then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!'” Wayans went on to question why the accusers were bringing their stories forth decades after the alleged assaults, theorizing that Cosby’s genitals might have wiped their memories clean. “How big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?” Wayans posited. “If you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time…’ The first time? Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying and some of them really is unrape-able. You just look at them and go, ‘You don’t want that. Get outta here.'” celebrity.yahoo.com/news/bill-cosby-scandal-blasted-money-hustle-damon-wayans-211911552.html Damon Wayans still bringing the comedy, I see.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 19:53:35 GMT -5
We'll give you the assist
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Post by Big L on Sept 4, 2015 20:53:50 GMT -5
Unrape-able.
Like southside.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 5, 2015 8:28:51 GMT -5
Women are "bitches".... and are "unrape-able". No wonder whole segments of society are still dysfunctional, angry, parasitic, self-loathing nests of single-parenthood and dependence. And this guy's remarks will be written off as "oh thats Damon". 50 years plus of the liberal welfare state still paying dividends. Good grief.  |
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Post by DDNYjets on Sept 5, 2015 8:31:56 GMT -5
Who is Damon Wayans?
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Post by Touchable on Sept 5, 2015 8:37:28 GMT -5
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Post by DDNYjets on Sept 5, 2015 9:07:27 GMT -5
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Post by Touchable on Sept 5, 2015 9:09:18 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 5, 2015 9:12:28 GMT -5
Women are "bitches".... and are "unrape-able". No wonder whole segments of society are still dysfunctional, angry, parasitic, self-loathing nests of single-parenthood and dependence. And this guy's remarks will be written off as "oh thats Damon". 50 years plus of the liberal welfare state still paying dividends. Good grief. You could blame it raining on the liberal welfare state. Boy howdy. |
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Post by Touchable on Sept 5, 2015 9:13:27 GMT -5
Guy was funny as shit in the 90's
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Post by LoneStarLady on Sept 5, 2015 9:20:45 GMT -5
Guy is stupid as shit in the 10's
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Post by 32Green on Sept 5, 2015 10:26:07 GMT -5
Women are "bitches".... and are "unrape-able". No wonder whole segments of society are still dysfunctional, angry, parasitic, self-loathing nests of single-parenthood and dependence. And this guy's remarks will be written off as "oh thats Damon". 50 years plus of the liberal welfare state still paying dividends. Good grief. You could blame it raining on the liberal welfare state. Boy howdy. Well...I felt a drop.  |
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Post by frostlich on Sept 5, 2015 12:00:45 GMT -5
Women are "bitches".... and are "unrape-able". No wonder whole segments of society are still dysfunctional, angry, parasitic, self-loathing nests of single-parenthood and dependence. And this guy's remarks will be written off as "oh thats Damon". 50 years plus of the liberal welfare state still paying dividends. Good grief. When Dr. Dre proposed in his seminal theoretical work, “The Chronic”, the idea that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks drew criticism from a number of his contemporaries. Of course, this wasn’t necessarily a new idea; scholars generally agree that Shakespeare used the sentence “Wenches art naut beside harlots and strumpets” in his private works, but it had never been presented publicly. Thinkers contemporary to Dre, such as Snoop Dogg and THE D.O.C. argued that bitches could also be skanks, babes, gold diggers, or even MILFs; as such, Dre’s theory quickly lost its footing among the flourishing academic discourse surrounding the issue and languished in obscurity. Earlier this week, Stanford’s department of anthropology published a paper that re-examines Dre’s hypothesis and supports the idea as correct. As James Ferguson, the chair of the department, reports, “For years academia has subscribed to the paradigm that bitches could be of any sort; they could be a ho getting down on the club, or even a ratchet shorty popping bottles in the crib. But our work may prove this commonsense idea to be incorrect. When broken down into their constituent parts, bitches, we found, have only illusory differences; they aint, in fact, shit but hoes and tricks.” Moving over to his white board, Ferguson drew out a graphical representation of his findings. “On this side of the Venn diagram”, he explained, “We have hoes. And then in this other circle over here, we have tricks. These were previously thought to be two mutually exclusive populations; keep that in mind. Our realization was that the area of overlap in the diagram is where we find bitches. It’s a sort of ‘all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares’ situation- not all hoes or tricks are bitches, but all bitches are hoes and tricks. Conversely, you’ll notice that this third circle, representing shit, has no area of overlap with any of the aforementioned populations. Indeed, bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. Fascinating.”  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 12:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 13:32:29 GMT -5
It's schtick - Wayans has a mother, for fuck sakes. Just black male aggro-comedy; if those women are okay with being in a relationship with a married man, then they get needled about it; end of story. Doesn't take Cosby off the hook for being a philandering dipshit.
I don't see anyone crying about the wife getting everything, btw.
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