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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 0:54:22 GMT -5
Went rock climbing tonight, killed that previous pink route that had me bugged out and feeling like a bitch for not being able to get, went for sushi afterward and the waitress totally was digging me. Must be the success I'm exuding right now. She hooked up our table with free shit all night, including sake and beers. If you were wondering my weakness... it's hot chicks and booze... and hot chicks that want me to drink with them. She poured me a shot of sake and I almost caved. It was so hard to resist the peer pressure and that cute piece of ass just begging for me to indulge her. I said, "please don't do this to me." Kind of laughed it off and said, "Seriously, I'm not drinking right now. Maybe some other time."
She kept coming around, bringing more sake, drinking with us and bringing free food. At the end of the night we had a few spells of conversation. Of course, being the uber confident mofo that I am, I had been hitting on her from the second I walked in the door but very subtle stuff because I'm no amateur. Comes time to pay and she had made a quip or two which I took as innuendo. But she was giving us our checks and she said something to the effect that she wasn't just handing the cards back because she wanted to be calling my name out loud (I took that as bed room talk). She took off and then in front of the whole table (4 dudes...not including myself, 1 chick) puts a piece of paper down with her name and number on it and says I should call her next time we're coming in.... I could sense the jealous eyes hitting the back of my head as I was like, "Yeah cool. I'll call you sometime." She wanted some hugs, I embraced her a time or two before taking off. Felt like a mother fucking champion.
Needless to say I'm probably not gonna call her but she wrote her name down all nice and pretty.
Or maybe I will call her and toss her tiny little hot ass around the bed.
What's my next move here?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 0:59:41 GMT -5
What's my next move here? wake up. Because you're dreaming |
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 1:00:41 GMT -5
What's my next move here? wake up. Because you're dreaming I'd call her up tonight but my fucking dog won't quit farting and stinking my shit up. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 1:01:00 GMT -5
Did you post on a Jets message board yet?
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 1:03:16 GMT -5
Yeah, that was the first move. I know you're on a 3 hour time difference but you gotta keep up, you old stoner.
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Dec 18, 2014 1:11:56 GMT -5
Was it really a "call me next time you're coming in" or did seem like a call/text me anytime type vibe?
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 1:14:59 GMT -5
Was it really a "call me next time you're coming in" or did seem like a call/text me anytime type vibe? Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. |
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Dec 18, 2014 1:21:57 GMT -5
Was it really a "call me next time you're coming in" or did seem like a call/text me anytime type vibe? Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. Ok, that's what I thought. If she's on the younger side that wait 3 days doesn't work anymore. If I was you I'd call/text late Thursday or mid Friday and try and set something up for the weekend. She's a waitress so she's probably working at least one of those days, but this will get your foot in the door while the iron is still hot. Just bs and ask her how work is and what days she's free and go from there. If she does sell your organs on the black market. Let me know. I might need a few after watching this season. |
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 1:25:32 GMT -5
Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. Ok, that's what I thought. If she's on the younger side that wait 3 days doesn't work anymore. If I was you I'd call/text late Thursday or mid Friday and try and set something up for the weekend. She's a waitress so she's probably working at least one of those days, but this will get your foot in the door while the iron is still hot. Just bs and ask her how work is and what days she's free and go from there. If she does sell your organs on the black market. Let me know. I might need a few after watching this season. If you don't hear from me for a few days just hit up craigslist atlanta and look for the add selling a liver on a scratch and dent deal. Haha. |
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Dec 18, 2014 1:28:40 GMT -5
Ok, that's what I thought. If she's on the younger side that wait 3 days doesn't work anymore. If I was you I'd call/text late Thursday or mid Friday and try and set something up for the weekend. She's a waitress so she's probably working at least one of those days, but this will get your foot in the door while the iron is still hot. Just bs and ask her how work is and what days she's free and go from there. If she does sell your organs on the black market. Let me know. I might need a few after watching this season. If you don't hear from me for a few days just hit up craigslist atlanta and look for the add selling a liver on a scratch and dent deal. Haha. Haha will do. Maybe I can package yours and mine for a brand new one. |
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 1:36:25 GMT -5
Frankenliver! Hahaha. Maybe I'll just go in there later this week... order some green tea and tuna tar tar!  |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 18, 2014 3:28:14 GMT -5
Went rock climbing tonight, killed that previous pink route ... What's my next move here? D'uh, kill her pink route. |
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 18, 2014 6:47:58 GMT -5
Can you read her handwriting with all those goofy symbols?
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Post by leftturn3 on Dec 18, 2014 7:22:19 GMT -5
Where you at Raisin's.  |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 18, 2014 8:01:27 GMT -5
Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. Ok, that's what I thought. If she's on the younger side that wait 3 days doesn't work anymore. If I was you I'd call/text late Thursday or mid Friday and try and set something up for the weekend. She's a waitress so she's probably working at least one of those days, but this will get your foot in the door while the iron is still hot. Just bs and ask her how work is and what days she's free and go from there. If she does sell your organs on the black market. Let me know. I might need a few after watching this season. Maybe she overheard you have a dog and wants to serve it at the restaurant. |
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