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Post by Big L on Jan 1, 2015 7:44:58 GMT -5
To a great 2015  Any resolutions to break? Myself, eat healthier, exercise more, drink less (on weekdays), and be better at forgiving those who trespass upon me. Any drunken New Years eve fights you have to apologize for today? Me, none. Riding in to 2015 on a clean slate. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jan 1, 2015 8:34:12 GMT -5
2015 Groovy man!
I resolve to continue to do as little as possible and get paid the max for it...
I resolve to make sure I NEVER run out of buds in 2015....
I resolve NOT to cut my hair again this year......
I resolve to be undeterred in my fondness of the New York Jets even though at times I should not care as I do......
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 1, 2015 8:34:30 GMT -5
Went to a kidless dinner party. Wife said I had a few too many drinks. Don't remember sitting down to dinner. Resolution is to not be so awesome that people cower in my presence any more.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jan 1, 2015 8:37:50 GMT -5
Went to a kidless dinner party. Wife said I had a few too many drinks. Don't remember sitting down to dinner. Resolution is to not be so awesome that people cower in my presence any more. . I have that problem too.....its hard to be the most handsome and be the smartest person wherever I go.....there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.... |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 1, 2015 8:41:55 GMT -5
Went to a kidless dinner party. Wife said I had a few too many drinks. Don't remember sitting down to dinner. Resolution is to not be so awesome that people cower in my presence any more. . I have that problem too.....its hard to be the most handsome and be the smartest person wherever I go.....there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.... I've found that women involuntarily squirt like Old Faithful when I tell them I like their earrings. I keep an extra hanky in my pocket to help them clean up their girl-jizz/piss/whatever the fuck it is. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jan 1, 2015 8:51:12 GMT -5
. I have that problem too.....its hard to be the most handsome and be the smartest person wherever I go.....there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.... I've found that women involuntarily squirt like Old Faithful when I tell them I like their earrings. I keep an extra hanky in my pocket to help them clean up their girl-jizz/piss/whatever the fuck it is. . Same here..... The wife gushes on que. Or she gets it in the ass again... |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 1, 2015 9:21:01 GMT -5
I've found that women involuntarily squirt like Old Faithful when I tell them I like their earrings. I keep an extra hanky in my pocket to help them clean up their girl-jizz/piss/whatever the fuck it is. . Same here..... The wife gushes on que. Or she gets it in the ass again... Wife doesn't like it up the shitpipe. She doesn't like chloroform either. |
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Post by leftturn3 on Jan 1, 2015 9:32:34 GMT -5
I told the wife my resolution was to get her to supply me with more head, let's see.
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Post by freestater on Jan 1, 2015 11:49:36 GMT -5
ugh...... cocaine.... no more cocaine......   |
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