Thinking back, not learning how to dance as a young man was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I was a very good athlete and could play any sport I tried at least competently. But dancing? I'm a complete disaster.
Great thing about knowing how to dance well as a young guy is that there are tons of cute women who are dying to get out on the dance floor. Especially with a partner who can whirl them around effortlessly. Dudes who can cut a rug definitely bang lots of chicks.
"The future fair. A fair for all and no fair to anybody."