"I'm 80 years old and I want results now," the Jets dismissed Coach Pete Carroll today after one season and replaced him with Rich Kotite.
"I'm entitled to some enjoyment, and that means winning," said Hess today, virtually branding the team as quitters under Carroll for their late-season collapse. Their five straight defeats insured a losing record for the 18th time in 35 seasons and entrenched the Jets' reputation as a perennial losing franch
Come join us Kirk. You will do great here throwing too our incredible receivers, one makes as much sense as a 3 year old with a mouth full of beans and the other is one hit away from being a vegetable.
What's the best way to cope with this? Liquor, prescription meds, weed, or take up jarts?
Only thing this franchise can offer is money. Other than that it has to be one of the least attractive places to come to as a player right now. Cousins? Unless we have a o line and some other weapons were keeping on the down low...fat chance.