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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 23, 2018 11:53:04 GMT -5
So I normally watch Tucker and Hannity, but with this school shooting shit ruining the news, I've watched Shark Tank the last few nights and it got me thinking. Years ago I saw a commercial for a glove that peeled potatoes. I don't know about you, but shaving my balls is a chore. Razors scare me and trimmers pinch em every now and then. How much would they offer me if I came up with a glove that shaved your balls as you massaged em?
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 23, 2018 12:09:25 GMT -5
I had an idea for a plane parashute... but it never got off the ground...
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Post by shakin on Feb 23, 2018 12:11:39 GMT -5
teh hampur
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2018 12:27:01 GMT -5
Why would I tell you fucks? So you can steal my ideas and make millions? GFY.
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 23, 2018 12:45:43 GMT -5
I had an idea for a plane parashute... but it never got off the ground... Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey." Horse says "Sure." |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 23, 2018 12:47:27 GMT -5
OK, how about a voice activated Roomba with a Fleshlight mounted on it? Maybe it could carry a little cooler on it that has a beer and a sammich.
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 23, 2018 12:49:09 GMT -5
Scarlett Johansen. On my face.
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Post by tkasper01 on Feb 23, 2018 12:49:41 GMT -5
Scarlett Johansen. On my face. No one is buying that shit. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 23, 2018 12:57:19 GMT -5
How about a drone that drops bird shit on people? Might be hard to potty train the birds though.
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 23, 2018 13:09:24 GMT -5
How about a steel filled soccer ball? Think of the hours of fun you could have sitting in the bleachers at the park and watching teh soccer pansies breaking their feet when they try to kick it.
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Post by Gunnails on Feb 23, 2018 13:53:58 GMT -5
Me and one of my cousins invented a device for cleaning paint from paint rollers. Basically a tube you insert the roller in to that allows the paint roller to spin when hooked to a hose bib or faucet.
Still have a few prototypes around.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2018 14:37:41 GMT -5
How about a steel filled soccer ball? Think of the hours of fun you could have sitting in the bleachers at the park and watching teh soccer pansies breaking their feet when they try to kick it. A phenomenal product would be a sensor on both soccer balls and footballs. Then equip an indicator on the goal which shows definitively that the ball has crossed the goal line. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 23, 2018 15:08:45 GMT -5
Basically a tube you insert the roller in to that allows the paint roller to spin when hooked to a hose bib or faucet. Still have a few prototypes around. Sounds like this has cawk insertion applications if one were so inclined. Which is prolly every doosh here. You may need to re-brand. Shakings is an Ad./Pr guy...have him do a board. common |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 23, 2018 15:34:21 GMT -5
Basically a tube you insert the roller in to that allows the paint roller to spin when hooked to a hose bib or faucet. Still have a few prototypes around. Sounds like this has cawk insertion applications if one were so inclined. Which is prolly every doosh here. You may need to re-brand. Shakings is an Ad./Pr guy...have him do a podcast. common Fixed. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2018 18:48:49 GMT -5
Sounds like this has cawk insertion applications if one were so inclined. Which is prolly every doosh here. You may need to re-brand. Shakings is an Ad./Pr guy...have him do a podcast. common Fixed. Half the eejits here don’t know what a podcast is. you know who you are. |
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