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Post by 32Green on Feb 23, 2018 21:45:32 GMT -5
Half the eejits here don’t know what a podcast is. you know who you are. You fucker. You know who you are.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 26, 2018 5:42:03 GMT -5
So I normally watch Tucker and Hannity, but with this school shooting shit ruining the news, I've watched Shark Tank the last few nights and it got me thinking. Years ago I saw a commercial for a glove that peeled potatoes. I don't know about you, but shaving my balls is a chore. Razors scare me and trimmers pinch em every now and then. How much would they offer me if I came up with a glove that shaved your balls as you massaged em? i.ytimg.com/vi/598lLaNtTwg/maxresdefault.jpg
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Post by quantum on Feb 26, 2018 12:04:35 GMT -5
shark repellent in an aerosol can. like on Batman's TV show
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Post by 32Green on Feb 26, 2018 18:59:42 GMT -5
shark repellent in an aerosol can. like on Batman's TV show Mother: My boy Stanley was killed by a shark because your product dint work. He was a good boy. Boo hoo hoo Monsanto: Was he hanging from a rope ladder suspended from a Helicopter? Mother: No..he was at the library and the shark flew in the window. I'm sure Stanley had spray on him. I made him take it everywhere. Monsanto: Well...............read the instructions.
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Post by Hotman on Feb 28, 2018 0:23:29 GMT -5
shark repellent in an aerosol can. like on Batman's TV show Mother: My boy Stanley was killed by a shark because your product dint work. He was a good boy. Boo hoo hoo Monsanto: Was he hanging from a rope ladder suspended from a Helicopter? Mother: No..he was at the library and the shark flew in the window. I'm sure Stanley had spray on him. I made him take it everywhere. Monsanto: Well...............read the instructions. Also Monsanto: And now we gave you cancer, bitch. And if your little Stanley didn't die from shark, he'd be dying of cancer too! Enjoy the remainder of your days in the pea tree dish, GFY.
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Post by Touchable on Feb 28, 2018 0:52:15 GMT -5
An unbreakable shark tank
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 28, 2018 9:14:54 GMT -5
Mother: My boy Stanley was killed by a shark because your product dint work. He was a good boy. Boo hoo hoo Monsanto: Was he hanging from a rope ladder suspended from a Helicopter? Mother: No..he was at the library and the shark flew in the window. I'm sure Stanley had spray on him. I made him take it everywhere. Monsanto: Well...............read the instructions. Also Monsanto: And now we gave you cancer, bitch. And if your little Stanley didn't die from shark, he'd be dying of cancer too! Enjoy the remainder of your days in the pea tree dish, GFY. I think it's a Pee Tree
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Post by thebigragu on Mar 16, 2018 14:56:09 GMT -5
Hooker Tinder of sorts under the cover of companionship is guaranteed sex is up to the 2 consulting adults. Hep a b c aids any std tests given every month and posted on whores pictures. Instead of money exchanged for sex and or companionship you would give virtual coins that could then be converted into bitcoin. Separating yourself from the sex aspect of the buisness is easier then you think.
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Mar 16, 2018 20:26:31 GMT -5
Hooker Tinder of sorts under the cover of companionship is guaranteed sex is up to the 2 consulting adults. Hep a b c aids any std tests given every month and posted on whores pictures. Instead of money exchanged for sex and or companionship you would give virtual coins that could then be converted into bitcoin. Separating yourself from the sex aspect of the buisness is easier then you think. This is classy. If only there was a way to merge this idea with this website. Teh Hampur could be saved for eternity.
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Post by Hotman on Mar 18, 2018 5:23:51 GMT -5
Hooker Tinder of sorts under the cover of companionship is guaranteed sex is up to the 2 consulting adults. Hep a b c aids any std tests given every month and posted on whores pictures. Instead of money exchanged for sex and or companionship you would give virtual coins that could then be converted into bitcoin. Separating yourself from the sex aspect of the buisness is easier then you think. in
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 28, 2018 11:37:08 GMT -5
How about a recliner you can take a shit in? I know you already have one of those Shakin, but Im talking about on that is hooked up to the plumbing.
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 28, 2018 11:43:43 GMT -5
How about a recliner you can take a shit in? I know you already have one of those Shakin, but Im talking about on that is hooked up to the plumbing. Simpsons did it
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Post by quantum on Nov 28, 2018 15:34:37 GMT -5
alternatively, a tent. Close runner-up? Boner pants
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Post by Ff2 on Nov 28, 2018 21:00:28 GMT -5
My idea involves Frisbees.
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Post by Hotman on Nov 29, 2018 1:50:34 GMT -5
Ice cream glove
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