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Post by Gunnails on Mar 1, 2018 13:57:32 GMT -5
First bad job I thought of is sucking shit for a living, cleaning our houses and septic tanks...
The worse job I ever had was cleaning carpets because of the pressure to upsell.
One of the worse things as a contractor that I do is removing dead animals that crawl in or up and die somewhere. The worse was a skunk in a crawl space, it must of been dead for at least a year was flattened out to about three inches, grabbed it with a rake a drug it out, had lots of smell left in it.
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Post by 2foolish on Mar 1, 2018 14:14:53 GMT -5
harvey weinsteins publicist...
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Post by Big L on Mar 1, 2018 14:19:19 GMT -5
First bad job I thought of is sucking shit for a living, cleaning our houses and septic tanks... The worse job I ever had was cleaning carpets because of the pressure to upsell. One of the worse things as a contractor that I do is removing dead animals that crawl in or up and die somewhere. The worse was a skunk in a crawl space, it must of been dead for at least a year was flattened out to about three inches, grabbed it with a rake a drug it out, had lots of smell left in it. Septic tank story - tank truck shows up to the home. Father is there. Teenage daughter and boyfriend also at the house. Tank guy digs up the septic tank cap, removes it, starts pumping out the tank. Talking with the dad the whole time. Almost done pumping out the tank, and in floats a new flush... with a condom.
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Post by islesmb on Mar 1, 2018 14:23:32 GMT -5
Animal (horse/bull..) masturbator They showed horse breeders doing that on Ozzy and Jack's World Detour. It was interesting to see...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 14:47:30 GMT -5
Animal (horse/bull..) masturbator They showed horse breeders doing that on Ozzy and Jack's World Detour. It was interesting to see...
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 1, 2018 14:50:45 GMT -5
They showed horse breeders doing that on Ozzy and Jack's World Detour. It was interesting to see... That's fowl.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 14:59:36 GMT -5
harvey weinsteins publicist... lol. Or the guy/gal who does Kevin Spacey's nails. God knows where those hands have been. Guy is a complete creep.
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Post by quantum on Mar 2, 2018 11:39:02 GMT -5
Skyscraper window washer. I have a very serious heightd issue. Open air stuff like chairlifts and open escalators and I fall into a panic attack. I had no problem with heights until recently. Boom. Now I do. Driving over certain bridges freak me out, skiing too..which I did with no problem for 35 years. Climbing any ladder over 8'...forget it. I freeze. fml Every time I see those muthas washing the windows on Tower 1, I get queasy. Even with the cool tank-on-rails thing at the top holding them up, its horrible.
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Post by 32Green on Mar 2, 2018 12:02:31 GMT -5
They showed horse breeders doing that on Ozzy and Jack's World Detour. It was interesting to see... Mike is great. Didnt he do a show about a sewage treatment plant where it was someones job to dress in diving gear and jump into the sewage tanks to clean debris from the filters down below or something similar? Actually thought of that when I saw this thread. Certain hampurites would do that job 9 hours a day for 9 days to get Fri. off.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2018 14:22:11 GMT -5
Mike is great. Didnt he do a show about a sewage treatment plant where it was someones job to dress in diving gear and jump into the sewage tanks to clean debris from the filters down below or something similar? Actually thought of that when I saw this thread. Certain hampurites would do that job 9 hours a day for 9 days to get Fri. off. Yeah I like him too. Whilst trying to locate the video you mention, came upon this bit of nightmare. This guy gets the prize for worst job by a fuckin' mile. Think he's clearing a waste water drain from a livestock establishment. But really not sure. It's fascinating and nauseating at the same time. No idea how you ever get clean after that foray.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Mar 2, 2018 17:13:17 GMT -5
There was a film called Temple Grandin about an autistic lady that built humane slaughterhouses. I imagine it's pretty quiet except for the bolt hitting the head and the giant thud when the cow hits the floor. The film was pretty good actually. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_GrandinVery interesting. No joke, I will look for clips of that flick. Thanks, bx. EDIT: Here's the video. "Gun" at about 5:50. And I just realized I saw the movie based on her life. For work, had to tour a slaughter house. Only thing i didn't see was the kill room, and didn't want to. They use everything, sell the eyeballs to China! They had huge machines that would rip the skin off in a millisecond, most of those machines you need to know what you are doing, or some poor amigo will be dead. They had high tech scanners that would grade out the beef, prime, choice etc. At end of tour, we went to cafeteria and yep, had beef for lunch! Didn't think I would eat, especially after seeing blood and guts, but boy was it good.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2018 17:44:18 GMT -5
Very interesting. No joke, I will look for clips of that flick. Thanks, bx. EDIT: Here's the video. "Gun" at about 5:50. And I just realized I saw the movie based on her life. For work, had to tour a slaughter house. Only thing i didn't see was the kill room, and didn't want to. They use everything, sell the eyeballs to China! They had huge machines that would rip the skin off in a millisecond, most of those machines you need to know what you are doing, or some poor amigo will be dead. They had high tech scanners that would grade out the beef, prime, choice etc. At end of tour, we went to cafeteria and yep, had beef for lunch! Didn't think I would eat, especially after seeing blood and guts, but boy was it good. Wow, sounds like an incredible experience. Given the chance, I would go check out a slaughterhouse. Most likely scar me for life though. lol At the lunch.
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Post by Peebag on Mar 5, 2018 10:53:47 GMT -5
Head Coach or General Manager of the New York Jets.
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Post by shakin on Mar 5, 2018 11:11:12 GMT -5
when i was interning at julliard i had the opportunity to be the guy that pushed liberace's stool in
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Post by quantum on Mar 5, 2018 15:28:28 GMT -5
when i was interning at julliard i had the opportunity to be the guy that pushed liberace's stool in wasn't Jets THings up for that position?
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