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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2018 11:26:05 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 23, 2018 11:30:40 GMT -5
You gonna breast feed?
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Apr 23, 2018 11:51:14 GMT -5
The only pussy you’ve seen in years.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2018 11:55:04 GMT -5
The only pussy you’ve seen in years. I don't understand.
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 23, 2018 11:59:44 GMT -5
that cat will never look u in the eye and will never take no for answer...
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Post by Big L on Apr 23, 2018 11:59:59 GMT -5
Does he meow-diddly-ow?
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2018 12:01:49 GMT -5
He does. He also shat on the dining room rug.
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Post by Big L on Apr 23, 2018 12:19:27 GMT -5
He does. He also shat on the dining room rug. Flanders, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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Post by Gunnails on Apr 23, 2018 12:23:20 GMT -5
In time the cat will soon loathe you and try it's best to hurt you.
Enjoy.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 23, 2018 12:40:53 GMT -5
He does. He also shat on the dining room rug. That fucker. You carry butt plugs that small?
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Post by Hotman on Apr 23, 2018 13:54:43 GMT -5
He does. He also shat on the dining room rug. Get used to that. Cats are terrible. _
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:01:06 GMT -5
The only pussy you’ve seen in years. Please. JT even looks at his wife and she's with child. The guy has seminal seminal fluid.
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Post by ruby2 on Apr 23, 2018 14:04:13 GMT -5
Cats are the best. You will love him in no time.
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Post by Touchable on Apr 23, 2018 14:05:59 GMT -5
I used to hate cats but now I fucking love them.
We’ve taken in 3 off the streets over the last 6-7 years and they all have their own little distinct personalities.
I’d still consider myself more of a dog guy but cats do some really funny shit.
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Post by Peebag on Apr 23, 2018 14:15:37 GMT -5
Congrats!
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