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Post by 32Green on Apr 23, 2018 18:49:52 GMT -5
He does. He also shat on the dining room rug. Get used to that. Cats are terrible. _ Agreed. I look forward to the soul-crushing realization he made a huge fookin mistake and the ensuing posts planning the rug-shitting miscreants demise in a wood-chipper whilst the kids are in school.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2018 19:25:11 GMT -5
Get used to that. Cats are terrible. _ Agreed. I look forward to the soul-crushing realization he made a huge fookin mistake and the ensuing posts planning the rug-shitting miscreants demise in a wood-chipper whilst the kids are in school. How quickly we forget our former mascot, Chance...
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Post by 32Green on Apr 23, 2018 19:43:28 GMT -5
Agreed. I look forward to the soul-crushing realization he made a huge fookin mistake and the ensuing posts planning the rug-shitting miscreants demise in a wood-chipper whilst the kids are in school. How quickly we forget our former mascot, Chance... That was just some dumb pic of a cat with a "wtf" look I found and posted in my never ending pursuit to over-post and make people roll their eyes when they see my name in a thread. I was never actually dumb enough to acquire the beast. Common
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Post by PK on Apr 23, 2018 20:13:55 GMT -5
Got a cat lady down the street. I can't believe she hasn't been cited by the village. I mean, 20 of the fuckers always milling around her yard.
Had to dogsit my sister in laws Great Dane last weekend. Took him out for a walk and totally forgot about the cat lady's house. One look at that yard and Zuul took off out of my hand like a bottle rocket. Those cats scattered faster than Mexicans in a Home Depot parking lot at the sight of an ICE van.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2018 20:24:46 GMT -5
Got a cat lady down the street. I can't believe she hasn't been cited by the village. I mean, 20 of the fuckers always milling around her yard. Had to dogsit my sister in laws Great Dane last weekend. Took him out for a walk and totally forgot about the cat lady's house. One look at that yard and Zuul took off out of my hand like a bottle rocket. Those cats scattered faster than Mexicans in a Home Depot parking lot at the sight of an ICE van. If the dog's name is actually Zuul, that is awesome.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Apr 23, 2018 20:30:10 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. I used to not like cats, but I love them now. Cats can be so cool and chill and nice and loving. I think most people don’t like cats because they don’t understand them - they look at cats and are like “why aren’t you acting like a dog.” That’s stupid and idiotic. It’s like being mad at a hippo for not acting like a giraffe. Once you start to “get” a cat they are awesome and loving and great.
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Post by PK on Apr 23, 2018 21:44:39 GMT -5
Got a cat lady down the street. I can't believe she hasn't been cited by the village. I mean, 20 of the fuckers always milling around her yard. Had to dogsit my sister in laws Great Dane last weekend. Took him out for a walk and totally forgot about the cat lady's house. One look at that yard and Zuul took off out of my hand like a bottle rocket. Those cats scattered faster than Mexicans in a Home Depot parking lot at the sight of an ICE van. If the dog's name is actually Zuul, that is awesome. That's his name. Dog is cool AF. Just a big doofus.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 23, 2018 22:08:00 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. Once you start to “get” a cat they are awesome and loving and great.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 24, 2018 6:18:54 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. LOL, last cat we had we called her Marge.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 24, 2018 6:51:08 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. LOL, last cat we had we called her Marge. Slow, painful death?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 24, 2018 6:56:05 GMT -5
LOL, last cat we had we called her Marge. Slow, painful death? We lived in an appartment and was going batshit crazy, peeing on bedspreads. So I gave her to another family. We have one now and live on the ground floor so she can go outside and roam all she wants.
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Post by quantum on Apr 24, 2018 7:38:43 GMT -5
meh, if you really hated cats it would be named FuckfaceKitty. Cats are like liberals - the biggest assholes going. Hence your rug being victimized.
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 24, 2018 10:38:47 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. My wife brought home a cat a few months back. Im a dog person obviously. Cat is obsessed with me loves me to death because i hated the thing since day 1 but shes grown on me now. Waits by door like a dog and tries to come with me everytime she knows im headed to the airport
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Post by frostlich on Apr 24, 2018 10:52:10 GMT -5
The cat in my house is terrified of me. No idea why...I feed him and what not. I enter the room and he'll run through a wall trying to escape. Then come back to eat when it's "safe."
Only kinda funny thing he did was kill a baby rabbit in the backyard the night before Easter. He made sure we could hear the damn thing squealing in horror before it died. Miserable bastard.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 24, 2018 11:25:59 GMT -5
Neighbor's are having work done on their house. Daughter in college goes outside and swears she hears some meowing from...inside the hood of a car? Yup. Opened the hood of the contractor's car and inside was a kitten. She took it to a vet, kitten is healthy, got first shots, there's now way in hell it was under the hood while the car was driving, probably got separated from his mother and crawled in to sleep and/or hide. Wife asks if she can bring the kids over to see it. That was Saturday. Yesterday we brought the friggin thing home with us, contingent upon me having naming rights. Oh, I fucking hate cats. Forgot to mention that. He found a drawer to sleep in, the weirdo. Dickheads, meet Flanders. My wife brought home a cat a few months back. Im a dog person obviously. Cat is obsessed with me loves me to death because i hated the thing since day 1 but shes grown on me now. Waits by door like a dog and tries to come with me everytime she knows im headed to the airport Is...is that a pink suitcase? The cat in my house is terrified of me. No idea why...I feed him and what not. I enter the room and he'll run through a wall trying to escape. Then come back to eat when it's "safe." Only kinda funny thing he did was kill a baby rabbit in the backyard the night before Easter. He made sure we could hear the damn thing squealing in horror before it died. Miserable bastard. And this POS is in your house why?
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