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Post by stlouiejetfan on Apr 27, 2018 18:23:40 GMT -5
Fess up. Who was the maniacal genius that posted under that name on Jetnation? Well done!
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Post by Jetworks on Apr 27, 2018 19:00:27 GMT -5
Wish I could, pretty solid Hampur stuff right there.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 27, 2018 20:09:50 GMT -5
I was in the Army with a guy who's uncle was in Vietnam. He fucked a whore right before they had to deploy into the jungle for an extended period. She gave him a nasty infection and his dick blew up to the size of a giant eggplant. It got so bad they had to medevac him out. The doc had him drop his draws and place his cock on the table. Then he took a giant piece of paper and taped it on the wall. Then he came up beside him and told him to turn his head sideways. He did. He said his uncle started to turn back to the doc to ask him what the paper was for and saw the doc swinging a giant mallet on his cock. Then he passed out. When he woke up he said an orderly was cleaning up and there was blood, pus and other nasty shit all over the wall and floor.
I don't know if his name was Dick Hammer though.
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Apr 27, 2018 20:34:23 GMT -5
I was in the Army with a guy who's uncle was in Vietnam. He fucked a whore right before they had to deploy into the jungle for an extended period. She gave him a nasty infection and his dick blew up to the size of a giant eggplant. It got so bad they had to medevac him out. The doc had him drop his draws and place his cock on the table. Then he took a giant piece of paper and taped it on the wall. Then he came up beside him and told him to turn his head sideways. He did. He said his uncle started to turn back to the doc to ask him what the paper was for and saw the doc swinging a giant mallet on his cock. Then he passed out. When he woke up he said an orderly was cleaning up and there was blood, pus and other nasty shit all over the wall and floor. I don't know if his name was Dick Hammer though. Definitely in the running for "grossest post of the year" |
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Post by Gunnails on Apr 27, 2018 20:34:53 GMT -5
Dick Hammer=Shakin
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Apr 27, 2018 20:45:15 GMT -5
Possibly. But who does Shakin=? |
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Post by Gunnails on Apr 27, 2018 20:54:50 GMT -5
Possibly. But who does Shakin=? ============================ Well, that would be Dick Hammer |
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Apr 27, 2018 20:57:13 GMT -5
Possibly. But who does Shakin=? ============================ Well, that would be Dick Hammer Makes sense |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Apr 27, 2018 23:54:41 GMT -5
Funny thread over there... cant believe The Ghost of Dick Hammer got banned there already. Lame.
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