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Post by porgyman on Aug 15, 2018 16:10:18 GMT -5
Nope...never had a chance. Although perhaps Gata wishes to weigh in on this matter? Gata - when a female in the throes of exctasy is a squirter, is that piss? We never resolved this important issue last year. Thank you. It's piss Definitely not piss. That wasn’t piss soaking my bed.
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Post by DDNYjets on Aug 15, 2018 16:11:37 GMT -5
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Aug 15, 2018 16:14:20 GMT -5
Then I met a hot girl with a lazy eye. Kind of freaked me out. That didn’t last too long. You sure it wasn't PatsFanTx in drag?
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 15, 2018 16:16:23 GMT -5
Welcome back, sir. Did you ever get to try the asparagus test on the perdedor lady? Nope...never had a chance. Although perhaps Gata wishes to weigh in on this matter? Gata - when a female in the throes of exctasy is a squirter, is that piss? We never resolved this important issue last year. Thank you. It's really a little of both but this video will explain why it's not. I think I heard there's been tests done where they've proven to find pee particles. Therefore, really it's like 95% not pee like 5% or less pee
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 15, 2018 16:17:23 GMT -5
I thought it was more FE > pee
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Post by 2milehighJet on Aug 15, 2018 16:20:55 GMT -5
She was always looking to the right. as long as your dick doesn't go right, all good. Amirite?
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 15, 2018 16:21:04 GMT -5
So when we're fucking and she shits on my balls, it's not really shit. Got it.
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Post by releasetheanimal on Aug 15, 2018 16:21:55 GMT -5
Hit me up with an invite to the next cookout. I’ll bring some trotters and chitlins. Alright, but not in public, you’ll get the cops called on you for stealing from a white man’s BBQ or something. Welcome back, I don’t know you, but the guys have been so sad without you here.
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 15, 2018 16:22:20 GMT -5
So when we're fucking and he shits on my balls, it's not really shit. Got it. Fixed. Start using lube FFS poor guy
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Post by releasetheanimal on Aug 15, 2018 16:22:43 GMT -5
She was always looking to the right. as long as your dick doesn't go right, all good. Amirite? Well it should go to the left, to balance things out
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Aug 15, 2018 16:22:53 GMT -5
As long as its not pea soup coming out of her chocha, does it matter?
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Post by 2milehighJet on Aug 15, 2018 16:26:18 GMT -5
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Post by porgyman on Aug 15, 2018 16:37:00 GMT -5
Nope...never had a chance. Although perhaps Gata wishes to weigh in on this matter? Gata - when a female in the throes of exctasy is a squirter, is that piss? We never resolved this important issue last year. Thank you. It's really a little of both but this video will explain why it's not. I think I heard there's been tests done where they've proven to find pee particles. Therefore, really it's like 95% not pee like 5% or less pee Great video! And I learned something new. Milking the female prostate. Great pickup line!
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Post by Trades on Aug 15, 2018 16:46:25 GMT -5
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 15, 2018 16:47:01 GMT -5
I’m back, you panty sniffing rascist Q lovers. Fuck all of you. Now, call the cops because you’re threatened. So, I’ve decided to return. Like a bad case of the clap it’s hard to leave you fuck heads. This time will be different. I’m avoiding the politics area. You can all continue to stroke one another by the light of your tiki torches if you want. Most of you are not worth saving. A lot has happened over the last year. To start, the chick that soaked my mattress, aka Geyser Girl, now hates my guts. I haven’t spoken to her in over a year. Probably my fault. Fucking around the last time that I saw her, I joked that I was gonna start calling her Old Faithful. She didn’t find it funny. She cursed me in both English and Spanish. Oh well. Then I met a hot girl with a lazy eye. Kind of freaked me out. That didn’t last too long. I briefly dated a girl that seemed ok. Good looks and personality. Great job. However she always had arm paralysis when a check arrived at a restaurant. Plus the pussy was only average. So, Porgy is on the prowl. I’ll share my dating adventures with you losers as time goes by. It will be nice to get the opinion of Gata. So, I’m back. No need to put up your For Sale signs. And I don’t have fried chicken, watermelon or grape soda with me. Fuck you. Peace! Porgy - welcome back my man. I actually missed you very very much. Jetstream is back (although from your post above your Cuban jetstream seems to have left). Hilarious return post BTW. I was laughing out loud reading it on the bus. Also, best of all, old crank stokes is gone and has been replaced with a new, sleeker, cooler, better, more friendly strokes. Looking forward to meeting you at Hampurcon this year. It’s ether gonna be in AC or Charlottesville, VA. See you there man!
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