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Post by BEAC0NJET on Aug 24, 2018 11:33:05 GMT -5
Which is worse, sex with a dead person, or sex with an animal? Discuss. i can't tell you which is worse
but i can absolutely tell you which is better
oh wait
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 24, 2018 12:24:44 GMT -5
Which is worse, sex with a dead person, or sex with an animal? Discuss. i can't tell you which is worse
but i can absolutely tell you which is better
oh wait
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who got arrested for animal necrophilia. His excuse was he didn't know the cat was dead when he f*cked it.
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Post by thebigragu on Sept 3, 2018 14:45:36 GMT -5
I’ve been having sex with a dead woman for almost 12 years. It’s my anniversary tomorrow. Probably your finest post ever. That's it for you now. You've reached the top. Now it's all downhill like usual
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Post by thebigragu on Sept 3, 2018 14:48:47 GMT -5
It's why I never get an erection from those very expensive life like fuck doll robots from Japan. They just look too Alive. They need to make them look more dead. Like a hooker in a shower
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Post by Big L on Sept 3, 2018 18:08:00 GMT -5
I’ve been having sex with a dead woman for almost 12 years. It’s my anniversary tomorrow. Probably your finest post ever. That's it for you now. You've reached the top. Now it's all downhill like usual Thank you, at least someone here is smart enough to realize the genius in my post. Yeah, I think I’ll retire.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 3, 2018 19:03:36 GMT -5
Probably your finest post ever. That's it for you now. You've reached the top. Now it's all downhill like usual Yeah, I think I’ll retire.
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Post by Hotman on Sept 3, 2018 19:16:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I think I’ll retire. tl;dNr
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Post by 32Green on Sept 3, 2018 19:18:40 GMT -5
tl;dr
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Post by Big L on Sept 3, 2018 21:51:55 GMT -5
Bunch of dicks in this thread.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 5, 2018 9:49:14 GMT -5
I’ve been having sex with a dead woman for almost 12 years. It’s my anniversary tomorrow. Probably your finest post ever. LOL thought the same thing. A legit funny from Big L. Anything can happen. Super bowl baby!
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Post by shakin on Sept 5, 2018 11:15:56 GMT -5
rumor has it that some dude banged marilyn monroe's corpse when they hauled it in
don't remember where i heard it but
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Post by 2foolish on Sept 5, 2018 12:07:50 GMT -5
sounds like my wedding night...hello?...is this thing on?...
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Post by leftturn3 on Sept 5, 2018 13:38:27 GMT -5
Poor guy finally gets a piece of ass with no strings attached, who's complaining, she sure as hell ain't, but along comes these two jerk offs that are probably jealous because they most likely struck out with her first and they go ahead and spoil all the fun.
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Post by Hotman on Sept 5, 2018 21:26:22 GMT -5
sounds like my wedding night...hello?...is this thing on?... Ah, no test drive?
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Post by cgjet on Sept 6, 2018 12:57:32 GMT -5
Probably a Patriots fan....
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