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Post by porgyman on Aug 27, 2018 7:40:49 GMT -5
So, I met a new girl about a month ago. She is a sales rep for a company that my company does business with. I’d guess that she is late 30’s. Decent looks. Dominican. Walks with a slight limp. I had lunch with her twice, then I asked her out to dinner and a movie. (Saw Black KlansKKKman. Really good flick). Things go well, we return to my place. I give her a glass of wine, and we start fooling around. She then pulls out my snake, and starts to blow me. About 20 seconds into it, I hear a whimper. A little strange, but I wasn’t complaining. Next thing, she starts crying. Not a normal cry, but serious weeping. I ask her if something was wrong, and she tells me that she always cries when turned on. I then looked at her face. She had all of this snot from her nose down to her upper lip. ( yes, it was snot, not jizz). I pointed her towards the bathroom, where she stayed for 15 minutes. I could hear her crying in there. I ask her if everything was ok. She emerges, fully dressed, and just leaves. No goodbye. No speak to you later. Nothing. l called her cell yesterday morning to see if she was ok. So far, no response. I hope that she didn’t off herself. Are there any normal women out there?
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Post by crossfire on Aug 27, 2018 7:49:07 GMT -5
Sounds like the old Rodney line...
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, "No, I hate myself now.”😂
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 27, 2018 8:13:55 GMT -5
Sounds like the old Rodney line... I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, "No, I hate myself now.”😂 That's just terrible
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 27, 2018 8:16:29 GMT -5
Sounds like she was using you to get back at someone or some emotion of the sort. Then, felt dirty for doing it, started crying and bounced.
Do you intend to keep seeing her?
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Post by 32Green on Aug 27, 2018 8:24:13 GMT -5
Sounds like she got a face full of stank, was overcome, but tried to march on like a trooper.
Next time you score a disabled woman, I suggest a pre-date shower and a thorough man-scaping session.
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Post by Harrier on Aug 27, 2018 8:35:12 GMT -5
Sounds like she got a face full of stank, was overcome, but tried to march on like a trooper. Next time you score a disabled woman, I suggest a pre-date shower and a thorough man-scaping session. Lol exactly my thought, dudes cock stinks.
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 27, 2018 8:36:47 GMT -5
Sounds like she got a face full of stank, was overcome, but tried to march on like a trooper. Next time you score a disabled woman, I suggest a pre-date shower and a thorough man-scaping session. Lol exactly my thought, dudes cock stinks. That's not gonna make her start crying lol.
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 27, 2018 8:37:46 GMT -5
Porgy do you clean your penis?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 27, 2018 8:40:38 GMT -5
I missed Porgy's sex adventures.
The squirter The cryer
LOLZ
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 27, 2018 8:43:35 GMT -5
Lol exactly my thought, dudes cock stinks. That's not gonna make her start crying lol. Only one way to settle this.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 27, 2018 8:44:55 GMT -5
That's not gonna make her start crying lol. Only one way to settle this. She's apparently speaking from experience.
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Post by GATA 👀 on Aug 27, 2018 8:48:50 GMT -5
Only one way to settle this. She's apparently speaking from experience. Yes and I'm sure you guys have smelled 1 or 2 musty twats in your lifetime. All you do is make said person take a shower or just don't continue the escapade. No reason to cry over it.
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Post by Touchable on Aug 27, 2018 8:53:27 GMT -5
Obviously, she came to the realization that she was blowing a black man and was overcome with tremendous guilt and regret.
Up your awareness, porgy.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 27, 2018 8:56:10 GMT -5
She's apparently speaking from experience. Yes and I'm sure you guys have smelled 1 or 2 musty twats in your lifetime. All you do is make said person take a shower or just don't continue the escapade. No reason to cry over it. It has happened. Going down, down....whoa fuck that coming back up.
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 27, 2018 8:56:18 GMT -5
Porgyman told me this story awhile ago. He was fishing all day off of a pier at that Outer Banks, then he packed up his gear and turned to leave. When he turned around he saw a quadruple amputee in a wheelchair. After several minutes of conversation, she confessed to Porgyman that she had never been hugged. Porgy hugged her. After a few more minutes of conversation, she confessed she had never been kissed. Porgy kissed her. After a few more minutes of conversation, she told him she had never been fucked. Porgy picked up her and the wheelchair and threw them both in the ocean while yelling "Well, you're fucked now!!".
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