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Post by GATA π on Aug 27, 2018 15:12:57 GMT -5
He was above 800 but he decided to spend a ton on car parts and it went down. Nvm I looked it up lol I personally donβt care about credit scores or w.e I was just joking about it because of Porgyβs good job bit. Car parts? As in exhaust, body kit and rims? Yes, as in new exhaust, new blower, new wheels, heads, some other stuff I canβt remember. Heβs going to put it in a grand sport
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Post by quantum on Aug 27, 2018 15:13:15 GMT -5
He was above 800 but he decided to spend a ton on car parts and it went down. Nvm I looked it up lol I personally donβt care about credit scores or w.e I was just joking about it because of Porgyβs good job bit. Car parts? As in exhaust, body kit and rims? rims would be part of the whole "kiss my ass" thing. obviously.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Aug 27, 2018 15:47:53 GMT -5
So, I met a new girl about a month ago. She is a sales rep for a company that my company does business with. Iβd guess that she is late 30βs. Decent looks. Dominican. Walks with a slight limp. I had lunch with her twice, then I asked her out to dinner and a movie. (Saw Black KlansKKKman. Really good flick). Things go well, we return to my place. I give her a glass of wine, and we start fooling around. She then pulls out my snake, and starts to blow me. About 20 seconds into it, I hear a whimper. A little strange, but I wasnβt complaining. Next thing, she starts crying. Not a normal cry, but serious weeping. I ask her if something was wrong, and she tells me that she always cries when turned on. I then looked at her face. She had all of this snot from her nose down to her upper lip. ( yes, it was snot, not jizz). I pointed her towards the bathroom, where she stayed for 15 minutes. I could hear her crying in there. I ask her if everything was ok. She emerges, fully dressed, and just leaves. No goodbye. No speak to you later. Nothing. l called her cell yesterday morning to see if she was ok. So far, no response. I hope that she didnβt off herself. Are there any normal women out there? This is the best part! Not like you won't see her again! LOLOLOL!!!!!
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Post by 2milehighJet on Aug 27, 2018 15:53:58 GMT -5
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Post by Peebag on Aug 27, 2018 16:38:17 GMT -5
Yes and I'm sure you guys have smelled 1 or 2 musty twats in your lifetime. All you do is make said person take a shower or just don't continue the escapade. No reason to cry over it. It has happened. Going down, down....whoa fuck that coming back up. You're European, how could you tell?
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Post by DDNYjets on Aug 27, 2018 17:08:02 GMT -5
Car parts? As in exhaust, body kit and rims? Yes, as in new exhaust, new blower, new wheels, heads, some other stuff I canβt remember. Heβs going to put it in a grand sport Dont let him spend more than the car is worth.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 27, 2018 17:29:10 GMT -5
Yes, as in new exhaust, new blower, new wheels, heads, some other stuff I canβt remember. Heβs going to put it in a grand sportΒ Dont let him spend more than the car is worth. Thatβs a whole other conversation weβre not married heβs hell bent on making a ton of power. Heβs at 25k the GS is costing him like 40k Thatβs his hobby. If it werenβt for the fact that I knew that from the beginning. We would probably not have lasted this long.
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Post by Jetworks on Aug 27, 2018 17:41:21 GMT -5
So, I met a new girl about a month ago. She is a sales rep for a company that my company does business with. Iβd guess that she is late 30βs. Decent looks. Dominican. Walks with a slight limp. I had lunch with her twice, then I asked her out to dinner and a movie. (Saw Black KlansKKKman. Really good flick). Things go well, we return to my place. I give her a glass of wine, and we start fooling around. She then pulls out my snake, and starts to blow me. About 20 seconds into it, I hear a whimper. A little strange, but I wasnβt complaining. Next thing, she starts crying. Not a normal cry, but serious weeping. I ask her if something was wrong, and she tells me that she always cries when turned on. I then looked at her face. She had all of this snot from her nose down to her upper lip. ( yes, it was snot, not jizz). I pointed her towards the bathroom, where she stayed for 15 minutes. I could hear her crying in there. I ask her if everything was ok. She emerges, fully dressed, and just leaves. No goodbye. No speak to you later. Nothing. l called her cell yesterday morning to see if she was ok. So far, no response. I hope that she didnβt off herself. Are there any normal women out there? Sounds like she got a face full of stank, was overcome, but tried to march on like a trooper. Next time you score a disabled woman, I suggest a pre-date shower and a thorough man-scaping session. Sounds like she got a face full of stank, was overcome, but tried to march on like a trooper. Next time you score a disabled woman, I suggest a pre-date shower and a thorough man-scaping session. Lol exactly my thought, dudes cock stinks. Porgy do you clean your penis? Thread could've ended right here and it would be amazing.
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 27, 2018 18:50:41 GMT -5
Yikes! A girl who likely only cries when cutting onions or blowing a foul phallus.
The real question though....can she rush the passer?
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 27, 2018 18:52:34 GMT -5
Car parts? As in exhaust, body kit and rims? Yes, as in new exhaust, new blower, new wheels, heads, some other stuff I canβt remember. Heβs going to put it in a grand sport Can you get a new one for porgyman too?
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 27, 2018 19:02:12 GMT -5
780. You got low standards. You should be more worried about DTI If I ever got divorced that would be my pickup method for new chicks.... "Hey baby, I've got a medium-sized penis but an 815 credit score and good cholesterol numbers. Can I buy you a fruit smoothie?"
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Post by Big L on Aug 27, 2018 19:15:46 GMT -5
Howβd she get gimpy? Car accident? Born that way? And the gimpy leg - how gimpy we talkin here? Like Captain Ahab gimpy, or like the Glass Menagerie gimpy?
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Post by GATA π on Aug 27, 2018 20:47:14 GMT -5
780. You got low standards. You should be more worried about DTI If I ever got divorced that would be my pickup method for new chicks.... "Hey baby, I've got a medium-sized penis but an 815 credit score and good cholesterol numbers. Can I buy you a fruit smoothie?" If you start dividing assets does you Credit Score go down ?
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Post by Hotman on Aug 27, 2018 21:01:36 GMT -5
If I ever got divorced that would be my pickup method for new chicks.... "Hey baby, I've got a medium-sized penis but an 815 credit score and good cholesterol numbers. Can I buy you a fruit smoothie?" If you start dividing assets does you Credit Score go down ? Yes. Don't ask how i know
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 27, 2018 21:04:34 GMT -5
If you start dividing assets does you Credit Score go down ? Yes. Don't ask how i know She said assets not acid.
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