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Post by porgyman on Nov 21, 2018 14:22:51 GMT -5
Looks like Gata! But we know she’s like her old bf’s mattress. Well worn in. E A dirty D! A few things to take away from this. - I do not look like this chick at all
- Idk what my old bf's mattress looks like. If you're talking about my new bf, he has a new mattress.
- Finally, my vag game is on point. But there are vag rejuvenating surgeries. (Just in case after I have children,they destroy my downstairs.
www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginoplasty-and-labiaplasty-procedures#1Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 21, 2018 14:55:37 GMT -5
E A dirty D! A few things to take away from this. - I do not look like this chick at all
- Idk what my old bf's mattress looks like. If you're talking about my new bf, he has a new mattress.
- Finally, my vag game is on point. But there are vag rejuvenating surgeries. (Just in case after I have children,they destroy my downstairs.Â
www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginoplasty-and-labiaplasty-procedures#1Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. You’re an aristocrat! |
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Nov 21, 2018 15:22:11 GMT -5
E A dirty D! A few things to take away from this. - I do not look like this chick at all
- Idk what my old bf's mattress looks like. If you're talking about my new bf, he has a new mattress.
- Finally, my vag game is on point. But there are vag rejuvenating surgeries. (Just in case after I have children,they destroy my downstairs.Â
www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginoplasty-and-labiaplasty-procedures#1Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. Perhaps they were all kegel devotees? |
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Post by crossfire on Nov 21, 2018 18:10:38 GMT -5
E A dirty D! A few things to take away from this. - I do not look like this chick at all
- Idk what my old bf's mattress looks like. If you're talking about my new bf, he has a new mattress.
- Finally, my vag game is on point. But there are vag rejuvenating surgeries. (Just in case after I have children,they destroy my downstairs.
www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginoplasty-and-labiaplasty-procedures#1Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. Making women cry during sex is your thing, no?  |
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Post by porgyman on Nov 22, 2018 7:58:54 GMT -5
Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. Making women cry during sex is your thing, no? She cried before penetration, which never happened due to her sobs. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 22, 2018 9:22:13 GMT -5
Making women cry during sex is your thing, no? She cried before penetration, which never happened due to her sobs. What about the second date a few weeks ago? |
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Post by porgyman on Nov 22, 2018 10:36:21 GMT -5
She cried before penetration, which never happened due to her sobs. What about the second date a few weeks ago? That is happening this Saturday night. Report to follow. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 22, 2018 12:09:05 GMT -5
What about the second date a few weeks ago? That is happening this Saturday night. Report to follow. Good luck. it’ll end with crazy insane sex or a knife in your back. |
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Post by crossfire on Nov 22, 2018 23:40:31 GMT -5
Porgy Porgy Puddin’ Pie
Got blown by a gimp and made her cry
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Post by Hotman on Nov 23, 2018 4:04:46 GMT -5
Porgy Porgy Puddin’ Pie Got blown by a gimp and made her cry  |
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Post by Hotman on Nov 23, 2018 4:05:58 GMT -5
Finally, my vag game is on point pics for verification?  |
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Post by 32Green on Nov 23, 2018 10:40:49 GMT -5
Porgy Porgy Puddin’ Pie Got blown by a gimp and made her cry |
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Post by GATA 👀 on Nov 23, 2018 15:08:48 GMT -5
What about the second date a few weeks ago? That is happening this Saturday night. Report to follow. Where are you guys going? |
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Post by GATA 👀 on Nov 23, 2018 15:09:35 GMT -5
E A dirty D! A few things to take away from this. - I do not look like this chick at all
- Idk what my old bf's mattress looks like. If you're talking about my new bf, he has a new mattress.
- Finally, my vag game is on point. But there are vag rejuvenating surgeries. (Just in case after I have children,they destroy my downstairs.Â
www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginoplasty-and-labiaplasty-procedures#1Don’t believe your third bullet point. Unless your lover is packing a cocktail weenie, he won’t notice. I’ve banged many a girl that has previously given birth. Not once have I said, damn girl, you have a huge cooter. He doesn’t but I haven’t had children so I fear for my cooter |
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Post by Big L on Nov 25, 2018 20:24:15 GMT -5
What about the second date a few weeks ago? That is happening this Saturday night. Report to follow. Well?! WTF? It’s been over 24 hours. how’d it go? or, wait... are you dead? Maybe you did get the knife in the back. Quick, check the blotter, people! |
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