Who had Roger the Ripped Kangaroo?

Not if you sneak up from behind with ether-rag, place over snout, handcuff the front paws over the top rail of a fence, then handcuff the legs together and to the bottom rail, tie a rope around the tail, mid-way up, then tie that to the middle rail, then close the barn door, lock it from the inside, slather the Kangerapussah with grease then pound away whispering take that you bitch thaaaaaaaaats right whilst keeping a close eye on the windows and door, finish, remove ether rag, uncuff, untie... and beat feet pronto. 

I've heard that's one way.