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Post by Fishooked on Jan 10, 2023 15:07:58 GMT -5
No lunch with VP this week, they have actually brought in lunch for Everyone the past couple of days so I dodged a bullet for now. First day was awkward, stressful, and kinda chaotic. Definitely better today. They sent an announcement email introducing me to the larger distribution today, and one of the other senior VPs is also a self abusing Jets fans. Maybe being a Jets fan will pay off lol Or maybe he'll think your lack of judgement is alarming. But he'd have to admire my dedication lol Or stupidity
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 10, 2023 14:55:08 GMT -5
No lunch with VP this week, they have actually brought in lunch for Everyone the past couple of days so I dodged a bullet for now.
First day was awkward, stressful, and kinda chaotic. Definitely better today. They sent an announcement email introducing me to the larger distribution today, and one of the other senior VPs is also a self abusing Jets fans. Maybe being a Jets fan will pay off lol
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2023 21:24:33 GMT -5
Or compliment her on her tits. “Hi, I’m Fishooked. Nice to meet you. You have some beautiful titties” "Yeah I remember this real bitch I used to work with, a real thundercunt. I used to called her Cunty McTwatterson." That will break the ice!
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2023 8:04:10 GMT -5
Welp today is my first day. I am anxious af and I am telling myself not to be neurotic, which is like telling a dog not to lick his balls. Out of the whole first day the part I am least looking forward to is being taken out to lunch; I don't know these people and I suck at small talk. Wish me luck fellas! OMG same problem. While interviewing for my current job I had an interview with my future boss of my boss. So 2 levels up. She meets me at the reception, we walk across a small parking lot to another building, and wait a reeeallly long time for the elevator. Already we walked across the parking lot with no conversation. I'm standing there internally bitchin at myself "say something you dumb ass!". I said something random about the art (my ceo has tons of art hanging around), she agreed and continued to look forward. Then in the elevator ..silence...By the time the interview started, we'd been in each other's company for about 8 minutes and 6 words had been spoken. I totally bombed the interview, but she sucked too because she understood nothing of what my futur job would be so it was very generic: what can you bring to the company, why should I pick you type bullshit. Have fun!! At least we can talk shop about the current company but I don't want to spend too much time on that topic since it will just feel like an extended job interview, and I don't want to accidentally reveal any ignorance or ineptitude lol.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2023 6:20:42 GMT -5
Welp today is my first day. I am anxious af and I am telling myself not to be neurotic, which is like telling a dog not to lick his balls. Out of the whole first day the part I am least looking forward to is being taken out to lunch; I don't know these people and I suck at small talk. Wish me luck fellas!
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2023 5:46:20 GMT -5
Just binged on Wednesday on Netflix. About Wednesday Addams (from Addams family) in in a freaky boarding school. Surprisingly good, even has Christina Ricci in a recurring role. Watched it with the kids and they liked it as well. Only problem I had with it was seeing Luiz Guzman as Gomez - man that dude got fat as a whale. After that we watched both Addams Family movies, it's a shame that Raoul Julia died so young, he was incredibly talented.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 8, 2023 8:13:37 GMT -5
Feel like our season ended like 6 times now already, I'd rather watch Streveler out there instead of the corpse of Joe Flacco. Shit with out line he'll probably get knocked out in the first qtr. Not sure what I am doing today but it won't involved watching the Jets
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 7, 2023 8:37:01 GMT -5
Idk about anyone else, but I'm pretty pumped for The Last Of Us on HBO Max when it drops on 1/15. From the trailers it looks like they impeccably nailed the setting from the videogames. Loved the story in the game to death, it looks like they'll be able to do it justice I'm hoping. Also House Of Dragons nailed that Game Of Thrones vibe if you haven't seen it yet or were on the fence. Also looking forward to Last of Us. Hoping they don't fuck it up. House of Dragons was way better than I expected. Most of the complaints people had I found trivial. Biggest problem is the character disconnect when they change actors to age them. They have Neil Druckman on board for the whole project and having the director of Chernobyl doing it is giving me a lot of hope. I think they nailed the cast pretty well, hoping it translates.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 7, 2023 8:26:07 GMT -5
So sorry to wake up to see this news. You got this brother!
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 6, 2023 7:09:27 GMT -5
About time, the fact its taken this long just confirms a league bias against this team.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 6, 2023 6:48:45 GMT -5
Idk about anyone else, but I'm pretty pumped for The Last Of Us on HBO Max when it drops on 1/15. From the trailers it looks like they impeccably nailed the setting from the videogames. Loved the story in the game to death, it looks like they'll be able to do it justice I'm hoping.
Also House Of Dragons nailed that Game Of Thrones vibe if you haven't seen it yet or were on the fence.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 6, 2023 6:44:36 GMT -5
So...headed out west to ski with the familpne for the first time. Breckinridge Colorodo. Have skied the sh*tty east coast for years (I suck, my wife sucks but my kids are fucking demons). Anyone been? Worried about the altitude, the powder (never skied on it). Anyway, suck dicks, butt-lovers. Braver soul than I, I like my legs non-broken thank you very much. Probably childhood trauma from stupid stunts sledding
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 5, 2023 6:20:35 GMT -5
whatever you do, do NOT take a pic of the cleav and post it here. Met Fish at a tailgate, had to be 15 years ago? We'd be talking, laughing, some hot chick would walk by and without a word he'd just lift his camera and click. Then he'd keep talking like nothing happened. So he's certainly capable of it, but more likely if it was arse pic considering the logistical difficulties of front on bewb shots of your new boss. LOL drunken, lecherous me is definitely capable of it. Sober everyday me definitely not. From past experience I do know that this office location definitely has a much higher percentage of hotter women versus our corporate office where Id been situated since '95. There's some nice looking women there sure, but it mostly a lot of slovenly dressed nerds from development.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 5, 2023 6:09:35 GMT -5
whatever you do, do NOT take a pic of the cleav and post it here. If you time the cough just right it will cover the fart and camera shutter at the same time...or be a disaster All solid advice lol Honestly trying not to think about it too much until the day before. For now I'm just trying to soak in my remaining time off as much as possible.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 4, 2023 9:02:03 GMT -5
Yeah it's been awhile for me to say the least, didn't even think about it until my manager mentioned it. My manager is in IL, and the rest of my team is scattered throughout PA, MD, AZ, so I'll be the only person in the NJ location. My managers boss (the VP) is in the NJ location and taking me out to lunch, she did my interview for this position, so it might feel kind of interview-y again. Not saying anything dumb will be weighing heavily on my mind. uh-oh..don't look at her bewbz That will be unavoidable since they are pretty big and hard to ignore. If she is showing cleavage I'll be in trouble
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