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Post by 32Green on Oct 18, 2019 21:14:30 GMT -5
so in one of the last "team meetings" before i quit my job for good, HR had everyone in in groups to talk about themselves to try to enhance the camaraderie and "culture" of the office being one of the few dinosaurs in the sea of progressive millennenials in my office (SIDEBAR: one day you're the young superstar, next day you wake up and you're the old greybeard fart in teh room... true story) anyhoo, the idea was to talk about shit that you do in your spare time, to try to humanize yourself for all the other jerkoffs you work with this happened 3 weeks before i retired so when the circle jerk got around to me, i resisted the urge to say "i rarely wear underwear, but when i do, it's usually something special." to piss off all the sjw manhattan dooshes, i said "well i really enjoy target shooting with my handguns. i actually came up with a way to hone my skills to become an accurate marksman. i hang a few ropes off of tree branches in my backyard, and tie knots in them. then from 50 yards away, in a breeze, I try to hit the knots on those swinging ropes to improve my marksmanship" then i paused for effect, looked at all teh young millennial sjw cunts in the room and said, "so basically, for fun, i shoot ropes." my 42 year old buddy from lindenhurst fucking pissed himself fake coughing/laughing until he had to excuse himself none of those stupid vapid cunts or beta cucks got the joke, they were too busy pretending to be offended that i owned a gun SUMMER OF SHAKIN. FOREVER Love it, Summer. But this is the Yankee game thread, not the PTSD used to be a commuter, now look how healthy I am, round-table. |
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Post by Hotman on Oct 19, 2019 1:51:13 GMT -5
so in one of the last "team meetings" before i quit my job for good, HR had everyone in in groups to talk about themselves to try to enhance the camaraderie and "culture" of the office being one of the few dinosaurs in the sea of progressive millennenials in my office (SIDEBAR: one day you're the young superstar, next day you wake up and you're the old greybeard fart in teh room... true story) anyhoo, the idea was to talk about shit that you do in your spare time, to try to humanize yourself for all the other jerkoffs you work with this happened 3 weeks before i retired so when the circle jerk got around to me, i resisted the urge to say "i rarely wear underwear, but when i do, it's usually something special." to piss off all the sjw manhattan dooshes, i said "well i really enjoy target shooting with my handguns. i actually came up with a way to hone my skills to become an accurate marksman. i hang a few ropes off of tree branches in my backyard, and tie knots in them. then from 50 yards away, in a breeze, I try to hit the knots on those swinging ropes to improve my marksmanship" then i paused for effect, looked at all teh young millennial sjw cunts in the room and said, "so basically, for fun, i shoot ropes." my 42 year old buddy from lindenhurst fucking pissed himself fake coughing/laughing until he had to excuse himself none of those stupid vapid cunts or beta cucks got the joke, they were too busy pretending to be offended that i owned a gun SUMMER OF SHAKIN. FOREVER rept fvcker |
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Post by shakin on Oct 19, 2019 12:16:43 GMT -5
so in one of the last "team meetings" before i quit my job for good, HR had everyone in in groups to talk about themselves to try to enhance the camaraderie and "culture" of the office being one of the few dinosaurs in the sea of progressive millennenials in my office (SIDEBAR: one day you're the young superstar, next day you wake up and you're the old greybeard fart in teh room... true story) anyhoo, the idea was to talk about shit that you do in your spare time, to try to humanize yourself for all the other jerkoffs you work with this happened 3 weeks before i retired so when the circle jerk got around to me, i resisted the urge to say "i rarely wear underwear, but when i do, it's usually something special." to piss off all the sjw manhattan dooshes, i said "well i really enjoy target shooting with my handguns. i actually came up with a way to hone my skills to become an accurate marksman. i hang a few ropes off of tree branches in my backyard, and tie knots in them. then from 50 yards away, in a breeze, I try to hit the knots on those swinging ropes to improve my marksmanship" then i paused for effect, looked at all teh young millennial sjw cunts in the room and said, "so basically, for fun, i shoot ropes." my 42 year old buddy from lindenhurst fucking pissed himself fake coughing/laughing until he had to excuse himself none of those stupid vapid cunts or beta cucks got the joke, they were too busy pretending to be offended that i owned a gun SUMMER OF SHAKIN. FOREVER Love it, Summer. But this is the Yankee game thread, not the PTSD used to be a commuter, now look how healthy I am, round-table. op reserves the right to talk about whatever teh fuck op wants to. check the bilaws |
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 12:22:47 GMT -5
Love it, Summer. But this is the Yankee game thread, not the PTSD used to be a commuter, now look how healthy I am, round-table. op reserves the right to talk about whatever teh fuck op wants to. check the bilaws Ok, but keep it short common |
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 19:20:15 GMT -5
Friggen midget Altuve. You couldnt be a jockey you idiot?
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 19:22:14 GMT -5
I hate Joe Buck. You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot.
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Post by Big L on Oct 19, 2019 19:49:56 GMT -5
I hate Joe Buck. You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot. He could be a jockey on a very large horse |
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 19:51:49 GMT -5
I hate Joe Buck. You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot. He could be a jockey on a very large horse You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot? |
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Post by shea319now314 on Oct 19, 2019 19:51:57 GMT -5
I hate Joe Buck. You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot. Don’t know if any here saw last night just to the left of home with the centerfield camera, a guy was wearing a brightly colored vest that said JOE BUCK SUCKS. only saw it fleetingly for maybe 2 seconds but the camera did not go there again |
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 19:53:23 GMT -5
I hate Joe Buck. You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot. Don’t know if any here saw last night just to the left of home with the centerfield camera, a guy was wearing a brightly colored vest that said JOE BUCK SUCKS. only saw it fleetingly for maybe 2 seconds but the camera did not go there again  |
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Post by Big L on Oct 19, 2019 20:28:10 GMT -5
He could be a jockey on a very large horse You couldnt be a jockey, you idiot? Perhaps on a very large horse. |
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 19, 2019 20:35:05 GMT -5
Yanks have left 7 on in three innings.
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 20:37:56 GMT -5
Yanks have left 7 on in three innings. Still on life support. Why couldnt I be a jockey. |
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 19, 2019 20:55:39 GMT -5
Yanks have left 7 on in three innings. Still on life support. Why couldnt I be a jockey. I kinda know Javier Castellano and my wife is friendly with his. He's worth $276M. If I wasn't 6' and fat, I bet I would have been a great jockey. |
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Post by 32Green on Oct 19, 2019 21:04:29 GMT -5
Still on life support. Why couldnt I be a jockey. I kinda know Javier Castellano and my wife is friendly with his. He's worth $276M. Sounds like the set up to a great porn. Keep us advised, will you? |
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