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Post by Ff2 on Dec 16, 2019 21:16:43 GMT -5
I got a lot of parts of me cut out, you’ll be fine.
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Post by shakin on Dec 16, 2019 22:17:32 GMT -5
I got a lot of parts of me cut out, you’ll be fine. no oem parts available for an old fuck like me. not even cheap chinese knockoffs just a tick tock watch the clock situation buying a motorcycle. no helmet laws in this strange state. makes no sense |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 16, 2019 22:32:06 GMT -5
I got a lot of parts of me cut out, you’ll be fine. no oem parts available for an old fuck like me. not even cheap chinese knockoffs just a tick tock watch the clock situation buying a motorcycle. no helmet laws in this strange state. makes no sense Is this like the time you went to jail or like the time you disappeared and wouldnt pick up your phone. The years seem to run together. |
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Post by Warfish on Dec 16, 2019 22:44:30 GMT -5
no oem parts available for an old fuck like me. not even cheap chinese knockoffs just a tick tock watch the clock situation buying a motorcycle. no helmet laws in this strange state. makes no sense Is this like the time you went to jail or like the time you disappeared and wouldnt pick up your phone. The years seem to run together. That was my first thought... |
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Post by shakin on Dec 16, 2019 23:06:08 GMT -5
no oem parts available for an old fuck like me. not even cheap chinese knockoffs just a tick tock watch the clock situation buying a motorcycle. no helmet laws in this strange state. makes no sense Is this like the time you went to jail or like the time you disappeared and wouldnt pick up your phone. The years seem to run together. a 40 year bender, what says your detective spidey senses ifn it didn't be like it do, there'd be a shakin gofundme to scam the shekels. but nah |
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Post by jay57 on Dec 16, 2019 23:14:16 GMT -5
Is this like the time you went to jail or like the time you disappeared and wouldnt pick up your phone. The years seem to run together. a 40 year bender, what says your detective spidey senses ifn it didn't be like it do, there'd be a shakin gofundme to scam the shekels. but nah Rub some dirt on it. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 16, 2019 23:16:32 GMT -5
actually i think i now qualify for part ownership of the hampur
if we can work out the salary details it might be a nice way to spend time between crafting birdhouses
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Post by 32Green on Dec 16, 2019 23:26:23 GMT -5
Is this like the time you went to jail or like the time you disappeared and wouldnt pick up your phone. The years seem to run together. a 40 year bender, what says your detective spidey senses ifn it didn't be like it do, there'd be a shakin gofundme to scam the shekels. but nah So. They told you, Shakins...you need a new liver. And you came to the place where pretty much everyone of us is awaiting the same diagnosis whilst postponing Dr. visits in the interim. You should be on a site of 20 year-old-born-agains. You showed up at Auschwitz looking for fried chicken. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 16, 2019 23:38:51 GMT -5
a 40 year bender, what says your detective spidey senses ifn it didn't be like it do, there'd be a shakin gofundme to scam the shekels. but nah So. They told you, Shakins...you need a new liver. And you came to the place where pretty much everyone of us is awaiting the same diagnosis whilst postponing Dr. visits in the interim. You should be on a site of 20 year-old-born-agains. You showed up at Auschwitz looking for fried chicken. oh no, i was hoping for some other dooshes to chime in with their own maladies. so i could chortle never went for my overhaul/intestine-raping when i turned 50, wifey made me go for the full body grope/probe/violation last month. when results came back doc was like 'uh, i think you may have been less than honest on teh how-much-how-often-how-long alcohol part of the questionnaire.' then we laughed about rotgut and swiss cheese vital organs. so it's greybeard lush me vs. some weeps-inducing shriner's kids vying for the rarely available fresh liver. i told him not to even bother. my uncles made me look like an altar boy and all lived into their 70s. i plan on pretending to lurk at hampurcon for at least trump's next 4 terms |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 16, 2019 23:45:34 GMT -5
So. They told you, Shakins...you need a new liver. And you came to the place where pretty much everyone of us is awaiting the same diagnosis whilst postponing Dr. visits in the interim. You should be on a site of 20 year-old-born-agains. You showed up at Auschwitz looking for fried chicken. oh no, i was hoping for some other dooshes to chime in with their own maladies. so i could chortle never went for my overhaul/intestine-raping when i turned 50, wifey made me go for the full body grope/probe/violation last month. when results came back doc was like 'uh, i think you may have been less than honest on teh how-much-how-often-how-long alcohol part of the questionnaire.' then we laughed about rotgut and swiss cheese vital organs. so it's greybeard lush me vs. some weeps-inducing shriner's kids vying for the rarely available fresh liver. i told him not to even bother. my uncles made me look like an altar boy and all lived into their 70s. i plan on pretending to lurk at hampurcon for at least trump's next 4 terms So..did he mention liver replacement..or elevated liver enzymes sort of shit that could be handled by not drinking hooch all the time. Asking for a friend who also posts 1200 times a month here. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 16, 2019 23:52:40 GMT -5
oh no, i was hoping for some other dooshes to chime in with their own maladies. so i could chortle never went for my overhaul/intestine-raping when i turned 50, wifey made me go for the full body grope/probe/violation last month. when results came back doc was like 'uh, i think you may have been less than honest on teh how-much-how-often-how-long alcohol part of the questionnaire.' then we laughed about rotgut and swiss cheese vital organs. so it's greybeard lush me vs. some weeps-inducing shriner's kids vying for the rarely available fresh liver. i told him not to even bother. my uncles made me look like an altar boy and all lived into their 70s. i plan on pretending to lurk at hampurcon for at least trump's next 4 terms So..did he mention liver replacement..or elevated liver enzymes sort of shit that could be handled by not drinking hooch all the time. Asking for a friend who also posts 1200 times a month here. lol, if you stop drinking and it hasn't advanced past fatty liver to hepatitis or cirhossis, the liver has a pretty amazing capacity to heal itself. they're not too keen on giving livers to obvious alcoholics, simply because teh wait list is way long and there are a lot of non-booze-related hopeful recipients on the list ragu just got lucky, apparently his relatives in sdaden ilind fished some freshly-deceased john doe dude out of the east river a few decades ago and made the doctor do the swap at gunpoint |
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 17, 2019 0:12:03 GMT -5
So..did he mention liver replacement..or elevated liver enzymes sort of shit that could be handled by not drinking hooch all the time. Asking for a friend who also posts 1200 times a month here. lol, if you stop drinking and it hasn't advanced past fatty liver to hepatitis or cirhossis, the liver has a pretty amazing capacity to heal itself. they're not too keen on giving livers to obvious alcoholics, simply because teh wait list is way long and there are a lot of non-booze-related hopeful recipients on the list ragu just got lucky, apparently his relatives in sdaden ilind fished some freshly-deceased john doe dude out of the east river a few decades ago and made the doctor do the swap at gunpoint Bah, you got the dough. Just go to China and tour a Uighur camp and pick out a healthy lookin fella. Think of it like pickin a lobster at the restaurant. |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Dec 17, 2019 2:20:08 GMT -5
I don’t like uncomfortable silences. I was asked "why are you laughing?!?!" and I couldn't say "Because I know a French cat; he's the French Michael Scott...he hates awkward...uh....aww fuck it...the BEER...wasn't supp...fuhgeddaboutit" |
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Post by Ff2 on Dec 17, 2019 10:24:57 GMT -5
So..did he mention liver replacement..or elevated liver enzymes sort of shit that could be handled by not drinking hooch all the time. Asking for a friend who also posts 1200 times a month here. they're not too keen on giving livers to obvious alcoholics Yet David Crosby picked one up. Are you a famous celebrity? Have a million bucks hanging around? Also, my SIL goes to a Russian Faith Healer. Might want to check one out. Jokes aside, if this is real I'm sorry to hear. |
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Post by crossfire on Dec 18, 2019 22:44:48 GMT -5
I have the perfect solution...
Hampurdome!!!
The Hampur version of Thunderdome.
Gootz vs shakin
A fight to the death.
Two go in... one liver comes out.
We could stream it live & charge for it as a PPV.
Who’s in???
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