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Post by BEAC0NJET on Aug 29, 2020 13:22:21 GMT -5
Average age for Colorectal cancers is dripping dramatically. Get those assholes inspected boys. By a doctor this time. Hmmm, come to think of it, I never did get my results from the doctor I found underneath the interstate overpass. Have to stop going to Dr Van Helsing.  |
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Post by Big L on Aug 29, 2020 13:33:23 GMT -5
Didn’t even give you the courtesy of a tissue wipe? well yeah but standing there thoroughly wiping your ass in front of a guy is pretty awkward too. you give it the quick cursory swipe and get your damn pants up as quick as possible because the shock and shame of the sneak finger fuck is still blaring in the neurons. Eh, I have no shame. Dude just had his finger in my ass, so I’m wiping as many times as it takes to get the anal-eze off. |
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Post by jay57 on Aug 29, 2020 16:16:18 GMT -5
FF2's proctologist is like "Not you again! And I told you to stop sending me flowers!" i've had my prostate 'examined' twice, and neither time was i expecting it when i went to my doc appt., nor even when the docs (one in ny, one in ct) said 'drop trou turn around.' i guess they know they gotta get that digit in there fast like a sneak attack, because any conversation about it with the dude would be a lot of hemming and hawing and 'wait, wait, wait' for 20 minutes, kinda like when a kid stands at the edge of the high diving board for the first time it's a fucking shocker for sure. no eye contact after. just the greasy duckwalk shuffle of shame out to the car This. Exactly. |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Aug 30, 2020 6:34:02 GMT -5
My doc said "I'm not looking for emotional attachment, so turn around, face the wall and drop your pants, now."
And then she had Murse Guillermo use his trigger finger.
I was thinking I should call 60 minutes
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Sept 1, 2020 19:58:42 GMT -5
Im not Familiar with his work I do know Cancer Sucks. My Condolences to his Family. He was good in the Jackie Robinson movie. 42? |
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Sept 1, 2020 20:03:44 GMT -5
FF2's proctologist is like "Not you again! And I told you to stop sending me flowers!" i've had my prostate 'examined' twice, and neither time was i expecting it when i went to my doc appt., nor even when the docs (one in ny, one in ct) said 'drop trou turn around.' i guess they know they gotta get that digit in there fast like a sneak attack, because any conversation about it with the dude would be a lot of hemming and hawing and 'wait, wait, wait' for 20 minutes, kinda like when a kid stands at the edge of the high diving board for the first time it's a fucking shocker for sure. no eye contact after. just the greasy duckwalk shuffle of shame out to the car |
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Sept 1, 2020 20:04:52 GMT -5
i've had my prostate 'examined' twice, and neither time was i expecting it when i went to my doc appt., nor even when the docs (one in ny, one in ct) said 'drop trou turn around.' i guess they know they gotta get that digit in there fast like a sneak attack, because any conversation about it with the dude would be a lot of hemming and hawing and 'wait, wait, wait' for 20 minutes, kinda like when a kid stands at the edge of the high diving board for the first time it's a fucking shocker for sure. no eye contact after. just the greasy duckwalk shuffle of shame out to the car And then this 😂 |
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