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Post by Trades on Jan 9, 2024 13:08:55 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Jan 10, 2024 10:48:36 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Jan 11, 2024 15:56:39 GMT -5
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Post by shakin on Jan 11, 2024 20:01:42 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Jan 11, 2024 20:48:32 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. |
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Post by Big L on Jan 11, 2024 20:52:11 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. Your coworkers prolly thought you had a dry load on your eye from your boy toy night games. they didn’t judge. |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 11, 2024 21:18:18 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. Your coworkers prolly thought you had a dry load on your eye from your boy toy night games. they didn’t judge. omg wtf |
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Post by shakin on Jan 11, 2024 21:33:15 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. when i was in like 3rd grade i didn't want to go to school. any time i told my mom i felt sick, she broke out the thermometer and stuck it under my tongue, and left it in for a couple minutes. this day she left the room, and i laid the thermometer on my radiator, which was cranking because it was winter. i stuck it under my tongue when i heard her coming, and when she checked it it was like 120 degrees. i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 11, 2024 22:05:03 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. Your coworkers prolly thought you had a dry load on your eye When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. but at least i dint have a load in my eye The Hampre never disappoints. Except for this time. You fucks. |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 11, 2024 23:27:32 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye Delayed response 32: "Not until you were 7 and grew tits." |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 11, 2024 23:38:16 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. when i was in like 3rd grade i didn't want to go to school. any time i told my mom i felt sick, she broke out the thermometer and stuck it under my tongue, and left it in for a couple minutes. this day she left the room, and i laid the thermometer on my radiator, which was cranking because it was winter. i stuck it under my tongue when i heard her coming, and when she checked it it was like 120 degrees. i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye[b/] I'm sure you've had plenty, fag. |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 12, 2024 3:05:07 GMT -5
When I was in College, I worked the weekends in a hardware/lumber store to pay for it. I was gifted tickets to a Basketball tourney at the Garden but there was no one to cover for me. I called in sick for Sat. with an "eye infection". Before I came to work sunday, I took raw egg yolk and worked it into my eyelashes on one side. I let it dry to a crust then walzed into work squinting all day. I dont think anyone bought a second of it but somehow no one said shit. 'Til this very day 40 years later I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud I pulled that. Fuck that, I'm proud. I never took off. FUck those guys. when i was in like 3rd grade i didn't want to go to school. any time i told my mom i felt sick, she broke out the thermometer and stuck it under my tongue, and left it in for a couple minutes. this day she left the room, and i laid the thermometer on my radiator, which was cranking because it was winter. i stuck it under my tongue when i heard her coming, and when she checked it it was like 120 degrees. i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye +1..held it to the light bulb on the night stand. Totally burnt my tongue sticking back in my mouth. |
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Post by shakin on Jan 12, 2024 6:03:52 GMT -5
when i was in like 3rd grade i didn't want to go to school. any time i told my mom i felt sick, she broke out the thermometer and stuck it under my tongue, and left it in for a couple minutes. this day she left the room, and i laid the thermometer on my radiator, which was cranking because it was winter. i stuck it under my tongue when i heard her coming, and when she checked it it was like 120 degrees. i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye[b/] I'm sure you've had plenty, fag. i don't take insults from guys who can't talk their wives into anal |
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Post by shakin on Jan 12, 2024 6:06:09 GMT -5
i hadda go to school. but at least i dint have a load in my eye Delayed response 32: "Not until you were 7 and grew tits." ah teh hampur where the 3 hour later 'dammit i shoulda said this' is still fair game sorry it kept you awake |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 12, 2024 6:57:23 GMT -5
I'm sure you've had plenty, fag. i don't take insults from guys who can't talk their wives into anal Well, you did take it, unwillingly. And anal is overrated. It was the taboo that was exciting. |
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