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Post by tbp on Nov 2, 2021 0:37:46 GMT -5
mofos tearing up teh fuckin back yard i just got all set up last year they fuck up my firepit someone's gonna get a stern look. maybe a headshake. definitely a pfffsst dicks Move to Conneqtiquat they said. You can sh*t all over they said.  Sounds like he lives in SF. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 2, 2021 5:33:56 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss.
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Post by Hotman on Nov 2, 2021 6:51:08 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss. I don't believe this to be the case |
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Post by Big L on Nov 2, 2021 8:35:33 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss. I don't believe this to be the case you do your own research and report back. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 2, 2021 8:58:07 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss. I don't believe this to be the case It's true. I squeezed Big L's head and he pissed himself. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 2, 2021 9:54:17 GMT -5
I don't believe this to be the case It's true. I squeezed Big L's head and he pissed himself. Ah. |
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Post by shakin on Nov 2, 2021 11:09:14 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss. i believe this to be true one time pre college when i did construction my usual spackle bucket in the basement wasn't going to work out, so i waited and waited almost too long, then said fuggit i'm gonna lay down some plastic and dump in the back of teh work van. it was a great plan, had the landing zone all set, proper hover coordinates, and let loose. about 10 seconds into burying the poop target with deadly accuracy, i realized i was also pissing all over the boss's tools which were adjacent to the neatly prepared landing zone tarp dint even realize i was doing it until i realized it. then i remember distinctly thinking 'idiot, you can never shit without pissing' so i think big L may be right |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 2, 2021 12:35:35 GMT -5
You can piss and not shit. But you can’t shit and not piss. i believe this to be true one time pre college when i did construction my usual spackle bucket in the basement wasn't going to work out, so i waited and waited almost too long, then said fuggit i'm gonna lay down some plastic and dump in the back of teh work van. it was a great plan, had the landing zone all set, proper hover coordinates, and let loose. about 10 seconds into burying the poop target with deadly accuracy, i realized i was also pissing all over the boss's tools which were adjacent to the neatly prepared landing zone tarp dint even realize i was doing it until i realized it. then i remember distinctly thinking 'idiot, you can never shit without pissing' so i think big L may be right A vans gotta be waaaay cheaper then a new septic system. |
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Post by shakin on Nov 2, 2021 13:17:41 GMT -5
i believe this to be true one time pre college when i did construction my usual spackle bucket in the basement wasn't going to work out, so i waited and waited almost too long, then said fuggit i'm gonna lay down some plastic and dump in the back of teh work van. it was a great plan, had the landing zone all set, proper hover coordinates, and let loose. about 10 seconds into burying the poop target with deadly accuracy, i realized i was also pissing all over the boss's tools which were adjacent to the neatly prepared landing zone tarp dint even realize i was doing it until i realized it. then i remember distinctly thinking 'idiot, you can never shit without pissing' so i think big L may be right A vans gotta be waaaay cheaper then a new septic system. too late they are well into the process of destroying the back yard i just put in last year. i am gonna put that system to the fucking test the second its ready. with authority. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 2, 2021 18:46:43 GMT -5
A vans gotta be waaaay cheaper then a new septic system. too late they are well into the process of destroying the back yard i just put in last year. i am gonna put that system to the fucking test the second its ready. with authority. For your test, may I suggest an all day Mexican food fiesta accompanied by copious Budweiser to complete the Mexican bud mud blend? |
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Post by frostlich on Nov 2, 2021 19:16:36 GMT -5
Now that they have your yard all torn up...
Is this the part where they just stop showing up because they finally recognized you as the dude that installed shitty insulation in their house when they were kids?
Dudes that pump out my septic tank feel it necessary to come get me so I can visually inspect the empty tank. The dude doing the dirty work is smoking a cigarette while i look at the empty tank. Seems gross.
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Post by shakin on Nov 2, 2021 20:56:53 GMT -5
Now that they have your yard all torn up... Is this the part where they just stop showing up because they finally recognized you as the dude that installed shitty insulation in their house when they were kids? Dudes that pump out my septic tank feel it necessary to come get me so I can visually inspect the empty tank. The dude doing the dirty work is smoking a cigarette while i look at the empty tank. Seems gross. nah these guys are the goods my brother is a muckety muck for toll bros he's got every contractor for everything from foundation to roof cap to shitter wanting to look good to him. he hooked me up like someone above said i should prolly be looking at 30k+, they're literally blasting ledge to get the main tank down 5 feet in my backyard, then installing the leech field like 100 yards down in the woods 23k is a gift |
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Post by Hotman on Nov 4, 2021 2:07:37 GMT -5
I don't believe this to be the case you do your own research and report back. Inconclusive so far. Just had a good one but was a little bit of liquid toward the end. Will test again. I am fairly certain this is debunked |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 7, 2021 13:39:32 GMT -5
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 7, 2021 21:03:51 GMT -5
need a new septic tank/system has to be in a new location mofos said the only suitable spot on my property is way down in the woods like 400 ft from my house 23 grand wish plumber was still around to walk me through doing it myself. fuckin guy 23 grand sounds like a steal. You know, drop the lip-service, and do it for Alex. He'd do it for you. |
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