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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 19, 2021 8:39:33 GMT -5
of course. how else would i get porn on the plane bought me a first class ticket to Vegas to meet another pal who retired? First time in first class. I was soooooo excited. Not only that, nobody sat next to me..until right before the door was closed, a shadow was cast over the cabin and I hear labored, heavy breathing and a slow stomping like noise. I turn when I feel a jolt of my seat and an 800 lb. behemoth is holding on for dear life to my seat-back. Yup. Fat fuck sat next to me and his flabberous, sweaty excess was touching me the whole flight as I listened to his blowhole expelling and inhaling the precious oxygen allocated for the rest of us. Anyway, enjoy. This is Ragu level punctuation..had to read that twice. |
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Post by 32Green on Nov 19, 2021 11:01:03 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you about the time when I retired my wife bought me a first class ticket to Vegas to meet another pal who retired? First time in first class. I was soooooo excited. Not only that, nobody sat next to me..until right before the door was closed, a shadow was cast over the cabin and I hear labored, heavy breathing and a slow stomping like noise. I turn when I feel a jolt of my seat and an 800 lb. behemoth is holding on for dear life to my seat-back. Yup. Fat fuck sat next to me and his flabberous, sweaty excess was touching me the whole flight as I listened to his blowhole expelling and inhaling the precious oxygen allocated for the rest of us. Anyway, enjoy. This is Ragu level punctuation..had to read that twice. Yeah, that could have used a comma. That was random no punctuation Green.  |
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Post by Big L on Nov 19, 2021 14:54:49 GMT -5
Brings up an interesting idea. If I can retire from work, can I retire from marriage?
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Post by shakin on Nov 19, 2021 15:11:07 GMT -5
Brings up an interesting idea. If I can retire from work, can I retire from marriage? both are basically financial questions so |
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Post by porgyman on Nov 20, 2021 7:28:56 GMT -5
Have a great time in Vegas. I’ve always been pretty lucky at the tables at Mandalay….although I must warn you about one dealer. Asian cunt named Ho (no shit). She drew 4 straight blackjacks. Wiped out everyone. Watch out for Ho.
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Post by shakin on Nov 20, 2021 12:34:46 GMT -5
Have a great time in Vegas. I’ve always been pretty lucky at the tables at Mandalay….although I must warn you about one dealer. Asian cunt named Ho (no shit). She drew 4 straight blackjacks. Wiped out everyone. Watch out for Ho. yeah i don't spend much time at the blackjack tables, if at all. mostly dice and the sportsbook. i will definitely keep an eye out for any hos thhough, thanks. |
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