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Post by Raoul Duke on May 2, 2022 10:17:40 GMT -5
So apperently we didn't completely suck the draft...boner
Pretty awesome safari. We saw everything except a leopard. Chilling in a resort last few days
GfY
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Post by frostlich on May 2, 2022 11:10:38 GMT -5
You skipped the draft for a Safari? You have a life or something?
Any cool native tribe pics? Beewbz?
Lose any cell phones in a well this time?
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 2, 2022 12:48:23 GMT -5
You skipped the draft for a Safari? You have a life or something? Any cool native tribe pics? Beewbz? Lose any cell phones in a well this time? Lol the infamous National Geographic bewbz. Cell phone not lost yet.. |
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Post by 2foolish on May 2, 2022 15:36:26 GMT -5
great draft...you know what this means don't you?...u have to safari every draft...
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Post by shakin on May 2, 2022 17:48:28 GMT -5
ask them why in one of the most unsanitary and unvaccinated continents in the world why their covid infection rate is like 5%
oh, and see if they have any unique african hedges you might plant slightly across your neighbors property line.
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Post by 32Green on May 2, 2022 21:00:18 GMT -5
You skipped the draft for a Safari? You have a life or something? Any cool native tribe pics? Beewbz? Lose any cell phones in a well this time? Lol the infamous National Geographic bewbz. Cell phone not lost yet.. Did you, perchance, sit in any hand-hewn salt-chairs? |
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Post by Jets Things on May 2, 2022 21:02:49 GMT -5
FYI - giraffes love peanut butter. Just throwing that out there.
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Post by tbp on May 3, 2022 9:01:16 GMT -5
Experience all of Africa. Do your best Tim Treadwell impersonation with the lions.  |
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Post by quantum on May 6, 2022 14:36:38 GMT -5
dont open emails from Nigerian princes
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 9, 2022 8:27:21 GMT -5
So I returned with the worst case of diarrhea. I litterally almost shat my pants in the plane. You know when you get the stomach cramp, the shit is on it's way 2 min later. Of course, No issue on the 7 hour flight. Once we start descending (and the bathrooms are closed and safety belts on) I feel it coming. I call the stewardess and say I have to go pronto. Says she can't do anything.
Longest 15 minutes of my life.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on May 9, 2022 8:39:23 GMT -5
So I returned with the worst case of diarrhea. I litterally almost shat my pants in the plane. You know when you get the stomach cramp, the shit is on it's way 2 min later. Of course, No issue on the 7 hour flight. Once we start descending (and the bathrooms are closed and safety belts on) I feel it coming. I call the stewardess and say I have to go pronto. Says she can't do anything. Longest 15 minutes of my life. Were you able to avoid the Disaster, i hope lol? |
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 9, 2022 8:49:14 GMT -5
So I returned with the worst case of diarrhea. I litterally almost shat my pants in the plane. You know when you get the stomach cramp, the shit is on it's way 2 min later. Of course, No issue on the 7 hour flight. Once we start descending (and the bathrooms are closed and safety belts on) I feel it coming. I call the stewardess and say I have to go pronto. Says she can't do anything. Longest 15 minutes of my life. Were you able to avoid the Disaster, i hope lol? Once we were in the parking spot, ran to the toilet, destroyed it, came out people were in the aisle with the stench of Mordor coming out. Totally did not give a fuck. |
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Post by 32Green on May 9, 2022 14:43:54 GMT -5
Were you able to avoid the Disaster, i hope lol? Once we were in the parking spot, ran to the toilet, destroyed it, came out people were in the aisle with the stench of Mordor coming out. Totally did not give a fuck. Pics or gtfo |
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Post by bxjetfan on May 9, 2022 16:00:07 GMT -5
So I returned with the worst case of diarrhea. I litterally almost shat my pants in the plane. You know when you get the stomach cramp, the shit is on it's way 2 min later. Of course, No issue on the 7 hour flight. Once we start descending (and the bathrooms are closed and safety belts on) I feel it coming. I call the stewardess and say I have to go pronto. Says she can't do anything. Longest 15 minutes of my life. I climbed into a planter at a mall in Mexico to take a shit I had to go so bad. Some dude saw me and started wildly pointing to the bathroom. I barely made it. |
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Post by DDNYjets on May 9, 2022 16:39:40 GMT -5
So I returned with the worst case of diarrhea. I litterally almost shat my pants in the plane. You know when you get the stomach cramp, the shit is on it's way 2 min later. Of course, No issue on the 7 hour flight. Once we start descending (and the bathrooms are closed and safety belts on) I feel it coming. I call the stewardess and say I have to go pronto. Says she can't do anything. Longest 15 minutes of my life. Ivermectin. |
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