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Post by jetswin on Mar 16, 2020 19:38:55 GMT -5
back before college i worked construction for a mobbed up company, building mansions in old westbury for connected goombahs this one house we were building was for the head of the company, primo bonici. his brother aldo was sorta the boss but not really, because he was kind of a big dopey "tell me again about the wabbits george" dope. before the plumbing was hooked up you were supposed to walk all the way down the block (past carlo gambino's place) to the portashitter. sucked when it was raining so a couple times i really hadda take a shit, so i went down into the basement and shit into a sandpit that was cut into the slab for future pluming connections. doot, just like that aldo would find it, and rant and rave the rest of the day about "who tooka shit in primo's basement!!" while beet red with veins popping and rubbing his neck and head and nervously mumbling in italian, worried that primo would find out that someone was shitting in his basememt i was always like 'hey i saw a big raccoon down there aldo,' maybe a raccoon took a shit in primo's basement, causing him EVERY TIME to run down there to take another close up look at the shit, and come back up yelling 'that's no raccoon a gonna shit that bigga shit!!!' completely ignoring the napkins with shit on them my point is, you never know. be nice to people this is why there is a run on toilet paper
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 17, 2020 1:35:19 GMT -5
Total confinement for at least 15 days.
Never wanted to go to work so badly in my life.
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Post by Big L on Mar 17, 2020 5:11:50 GMT -5
Total confinement for at least 15 days. Never wanted to go to works so bad in my life. No baguette? Mais non!
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Post by Jetworks on Mar 17, 2020 11:18:53 GMT -5
Total confinement for at least 15 days. Never wanted to go to work so badly in my life. Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. And I REALLY hope you saw this coming and stocked up on essentials like scotch.
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Post by Big L on Mar 17, 2020 12:11:35 GMT -5
This whole working from home thing blows when the rest of your family is home.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Mar 17, 2020 18:40:08 GMT -5
This whole working from home thing blows when the rest of your family is home. You can say that again!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 18, 2020 2:19:00 GMT -5
Total confinement for at least 15 days. Never wanted to go to work so badly in my life. Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. And I REALLY hope you saw this coming and stocked up on essentials like scotch. You laugh, I bought 3 bottles, but at this rate it'll take me to next wednesday. This is going to be rough. We both have to work from home with our companies who have to deal with the crisis. During that time our kids schools expect us to pick up the ball where they left it, and do home schooling. We're getting 30 emails a day "go to this site, print this out, then upload it to this site..." media.giphy.com/media/g8GfH3i5F0hby/giphy.gif
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 18, 2020 10:51:28 GMT -5
I went from washing my hands 30 times a day to "shower? meh...fuck it"
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Mar 18, 2020 14:44:44 GMT -5
Total confinement for at least 15 days. Never wanted to go to work so badly in my life. Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. And I REALLY hope you saw this coming and stocked up on essentials like scotch. Medical marijuana dispensaries will stay open! Liquor stores not so much.
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 18, 2020 14:55:09 GMT -5
I went from washing my hands 30 times a day to "shower? meh...fuck it" It's genetic.
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Post by 32Green on Mar 18, 2020 15:15:27 GMT -5
I went from washing my hands 30 times a day to "shower? meh...fuck it" I went from washing my hands 30 times a day to "shower? meh...fuck it" It's genetic.
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Post by Hotman on Mar 18, 2020 15:15:57 GMT -5
I went from washing my hands 30 times a day to "shower? meh...fuck it" How's that any different than normal, aren't you French? Lol
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Post by crossfire on Mar 18, 2020 15:29:28 GMT -5
Free Pornhub
Toilet paper shortage
Coincidence???
I think not.
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Post by shakin on Mar 18, 2020 17:52:48 GMT -5
Free Pornhub Toilet paper shortage Coincidence??? I think not. there's coronavirus porn on pornhub now at least that's what someone told me
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Post by 2milehighJet on Mar 19, 2020 11:52:05 GMT -5
Free Pornhub Toilet paper shortage Coincidence??? I think not. there's coronavirus porn on pornhub now at least that's what someone told me Porndemic
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