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Post by jetswin on Jan 30, 2015 9:36:49 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys my Gwenyth Paltrow story?  ok |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 9:40:13 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys my Gwenyth Paltrow story? Does it involve scented oils and cuddling? |
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Post by jetswin on Jan 30, 2015 9:41:08 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys my Gwenyth Paltrow story? Does it involve scented oils and cuddling? solo if that counts lol |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 30, 2015 9:47:16 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys my Gwenyth Paltrow story?  Goddamn this gif is the best....thanks for giving me a reason to use it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 9:47:38 GMT -5
Does it involve scented oils and cuddling? solo if that counts lol lol In my book, sure. What is the actual story, JW? |
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Post by jetswin on Jan 30, 2015 10:00:01 GMT -5
lol, ok
about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench.
Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out.
I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away
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Post by vonrotten on Jan 30, 2015 10:02:23 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys my Gwenyth Paltrow story? Seriously, let's hear it! |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 30, 2015 10:35:34 GMT -5
lol, ok about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench. Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out. I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away Those freshly steamed flaps sure did their job. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:43:16 GMT -5
lol, ok about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench. Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out. I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away Great story. I have always found Paltrow hot. She's very beautiful like her Mom, Blythe Danner. She is a vision in "Shakespeare in Love". At least when she's not playing a boy. |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 30, 2015 11:13:46 GMT -5
lol, ok about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench. Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out. I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away See? I told you she was a bitch. |
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Post by quantum on Jan 30, 2015 12:25:43 GMT -5
lol, ok about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench. Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out. I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away See? I told you she was a bitch. fuckin RD  |
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 30, 2015 13:00:38 GMT -5
lol, ok about 15 or so years ago I had an old classic BMW, a '72 3.0cs, a real beautiful car with great lines... anyway I used to keep it out at my folks place in East Hampton and decided it was time to sell and what better place to get a great price then in a town that was beginning to fill with rich obnoxious people right around then. One Saturday morning I go to the now defunct Barefoot COntessa for one of their amazing muffins and coffee and leave the car parked with a "For Sale" sign in the window and camouflage myself behind a newspaper on a nearby bench. Within minutes there are guys swarming the car, literally a dozen or so peering into the windows, I'm like this is great I'm gonna get 10 grand for this puppy. Then it happens, the crowd scatters and I see why Gwenyth is walking across the street in tight white pants and a tank top, she actually looked spectacular live. She didn't acknowledge anyone and disappeared as did any potential sale of my car. lol No one was looking at the car they were checking her out. I eventually sold if for around 3k, because my dad wanted it out of the driveway lol...freakin' gave it away Most importantly...was this BMW leased? |
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Post by Big L on Jan 30, 2015 14:00:39 GMT -5
WORST.STORY.EVER.  |
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Post by Big L on Jan 30, 2015 14:02:37 GMT -5
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Post by jetswin on Jan 30, 2015 14:13:38 GMT -5
WORST.STORY.EVER. lolgfy |
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