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Post by dmitexxi on Dec 3, 2014 23:36:09 GMT -5
Drill a hole about 12 to 15 inches into each tree with a paddle blade at a downward angle. Pour a concentrate of a bush kill type of herbicide into the hole. It must be concentrate. Then cover the entry point of the hole by glueing bark over it. Dispose of drill bit, herbicide concentrate bottle, and glue in a dumpster at least 30 miles from your home at a location devoid of surveillance cameras. Note, use cash for any related purchases and destroy receipts. Shit got real serious right here |
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Post by rexneffect on Dec 4, 2014 0:45:11 GMT -5
Does he care if the trees come down? If not, would you pay to have them removed?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 8:22:22 GMT -5
Shake your neighbor down for some cash if he wants to keep his trees. Win Win he ll pay quick if he adores them. Otherwise whats on your property can legally be removed over and under How would that work? The lazy ass doesn't care what I do on my side of the fence. And to be honest I don't want any one to get hurt otherwise I would just cut all the big roots on my side, the trees are right up against the fence so I could cut them off close, but the trees are 70 feet tall and his house is only 20 feet or so from them. My Niece's husband has a tree service biz all you need to do is inject the tree with triclopyr or drill some holes in the roots and pour it in. It takes some months but it will croak.. |
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Post by quantum on Dec 4, 2014 8:48:38 GMT -5
Drill a hole about 12 to 15 inches into each tree with a paddle blade at a downward angle. Pour a concentrate of a bush kill type of herbicide into the hole. It must be concentrate. Then cover the entry point of the hole by glueing bark over it. Dispose of drill bit, herbicide concentrate bottle, and glue in a dumpster at least 30 miles from your home at a location devoid of surveillance cameras. Note, use cash for any related purchases and destroy receipts. I'm liking this idea, except I am pretty sure it is illegal and I want to continue to stay out of jail. I wonder if I could do this to one of the large surface roots in my yard and not be held liable for damages to the tree, if found out? Sonny posted a lot of good stuff in here. If you do manage to kill the trees, its not like the police are gonna roll in and do an autopsy and then charge you with herbacide.  |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 4, 2014 10:10:14 GMT -5
Drill a hole about 12 to 15 inches into each tree with a paddle blade at a downward angle. Pour a concentrate of a bush kill type of herbicide into the hole. It must be concentrate. Then cover the entry point of the hole by glueing bark over it. Dispose of drill bit, herbicide concentrate bottle, and glue in a dumpster at least 30 miles from your home at a location devoid of surveillance cameras. Note, use cash for any related purchases and destroy receipts. It sounds like you have done this before. |
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Post by southside on Dec 4, 2014 10:36:43 GMT -5
Drill a hole about 12 to 15 inches into each tree with a paddle blade at a downward angle. Pour a concentrate of a bush kill type of herbicide into the hole. It must be concentrate. Then cover the entry point of the hole by glueing bark over it. Dispose of drill bit, herbicide concentrate bottle, and glue in a dumpster at least 30 miles from your home at a location devoid of surveillance cameras. Note, use cash for any related purchases and destroy receipts. It sounds like you have done this before. Ever heard of Harvey Updyke? |
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Post by gangrene on Dec 4, 2014 12:46:43 GMT -5
If you do go the illegal route, I'm thinking you need to ditch your computer, that search is a dead giveaway ..." how to kill my neighbors tree"  |
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Post by tkasper01 on Dec 4, 2014 14:03:55 GMT -5
Just get your self some pine beetles. Don't know where you would find them. Once they get into a Pine tree it is certain death and you need to cut down any others as a precaution.
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Post by southside on Dec 4, 2014 16:14:49 GMT -5
There are some tree fellers that will do it for free as long as the tree doesn't have pine beetles.
Just a random inclusion, I typed in beatles and realized, "WTF? That isn't right." Pretty funny.
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 4, 2014 23:50:13 GMT -5
Just glue a Fleshlight to the tree and put an ad on Craiglist with the guys address offering to let people screw the tree for free. When he looks out the window and sees all the whackjobs humping his pine trees he'll cut em down.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Dec 5, 2014 0:28:51 GMT -5
Just glue a Fleshlight to the tree and put an ad on Craiglist with the guys address offering to let people screw the tree for free. When he looks out the window and sees all the whackjobs humping his pine trees he'll cut em down. Points for creativity. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 5, 2014 6:47:21 GMT -5
Contrary to popular belief, you cannot go and cut every brach and root that comesover your property line, if that will harm the tree. Likewise, your neighbor has a responsibilityto maintain a safe and healthy tree.
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Post by leftturn3 on Dec 5, 2014 7:15:39 GMT -5
Drill a hole about 12 to 15 inches into each tree with a paddle blade at a downward angle. Pour a concentrate of a bush kill type of herbicide into the hole. It must be concentrate. Then cover the entry point of the hole by glueing bark over it. Dispose of drill bit, herbicide concentrate bottle, and glue in a dumpster at least 30 miles from your home at a location devoid of surveillance cameras. Note, use cash for any related purchases and destroy receipts. Is you neighbor a Jets fan? Don't forget to put this post in the dumpster. |
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Post by quantum on Dec 5, 2014 9:38:38 GMT -5
Just glue a Fleshlight to the tree and put an ad on Craiglist with the guys address offering to let people screw the tree for free. When he looks out the window and sees all the whackjobs humping his pine trees he'll cut em down. a pyrrhic victory at best. yikes. |
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Post by RobR on Dec 5, 2014 11:51:51 GMT -5
Plain old water softener salt...80lb. bags. Works like a charm.
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