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Post by southside on Mar 10, 2015 17:46:08 GMT -5
I'm looking for a woman attractive enough to rouse my interests but with enough self esteem issues to deem an evening with southside™ to be good times. She needs to be 99.3% automatic for putting out. No STDs. I'll set the cap at 19$ for dinner with a 2 drink voucher. Any additional drinks will be her responsibility to pay. If you know of someone who may be interested please PM me the details.
Thanks.
Your friend,
southside™
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 17:53:00 GMT -5
define attractive. in other words, are you open to a date with a woman who has her own significant gravitational pull?
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 10, 2015 17:54:30 GMT -5
Age range please?  ?? |
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Post by Touchable on Mar 10, 2015 18:15:44 GMT -5
A $19 dinner and 2 free drinks?
I could introduce you to "Ms. Right" in the Denny's parking lot, if you're interested.
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Post by Frank Reynolds on Mar 10, 2015 18:21:19 GMT -5
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Post by frostlich on Mar 10, 2015 18:27:55 GMT -5
How far away will you be masturbating from this unfortunate woman?
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 10, 2015 18:33:34 GMT -5
you owe me a new desk blotter....... I just spit up coffee again...asshole ....  |
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Post by Ff2 on Mar 10, 2015 18:46:41 GMT -5
2 well drinks or can she go top shelf?
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Post by Big L on Mar 10, 2015 20:27:56 GMT -5
Wow, you're a real catch.
Amazing women aren't fighting in the streets to be with you.
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Post by southside on Mar 10, 2015 20:29:40 GMT -5
Woman, age 24-30. Got to be a 7 or higher with body image issues. I'll let her go top shelf on the drinks if she drinks from the my bottom shelf.
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Post by Bonhomme Richard on Mar 10, 2015 20:38:55 GMT -5
Kelly?
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Post by southside on Mar 10, 2015 20:47:07 GMT -5
Kelly has a penis. Disqualified. |
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Post by rexneffect on Mar 10, 2015 21:48:05 GMT -5
What if she used to have a penis?
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Mar 10, 2015 22:10:04 GMT -5
With this sense of humor who could resist?
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Post by Peebag on Mar 10, 2015 22:40:48 GMT -5
These threads make me miss Tony Clifton....  |
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