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Post by JStokes on Aug 20, 2017 21:26:45 GMT -5
It's funny when a movie or show is so fantastical that you need to completely suspend reality to watch it and then someone says- "heyyyy wait, Chevy didn't MAKE an Impala in 1986!" Oh so the zombies are fine but the car is what you take issue with? I remember watching the movie Face/Off with my late bride and she never questioned the face transplant or voice transplant or that a wife wouldn't know the physical differences in her husband's body. But when Nic Cage jumps off the oil derrick 200 feet into the ocean she looks at me and says "common, he jumps from that height into water and the stitches in his face transplant would have ripped apart and his face would have come off". Really? _ Lolz I know exactly which detail he's gonna bring up. I got it. Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. John Snow in full fur coat, pants and boots gets knocked into an icy freezing lake, sinks down 50...but some he can swim to the surface? Dude, there's a dead guy throwing ice spears at fire breathing dragons. Yeah, but how does John Snow swim to the surface in 200 pounds of frozen wet fur? In BOOTS no less!! _
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Post by 32Green on Aug 20, 2017 21:32:25 GMT -5
Fuck, this is nearly impossible. However...I'd kill Rose Leslie (Ygritte), fuck Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell) and marry Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark). Marriage would be perfect if we could do all three. Marry, fuck, kill. Spirit the youngins away, claim she went off to find herself. Siiiiiiigh.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 20, 2017 21:56:29 GMT -5
As for tonights episode, A firm 3 out of 5. Never like this dead people in the forest sh*t, that's actually when I stopped watching the last time before I came back. Last episode was great, this one was a step down, imho. I'm kinda meh again which means I wont think about this show again for a while. Now I know the Queen and the bearded doosh King are closely related despite the weird hand-holding, thanks to Raoul.... A meh 3 plus. Could I just have a good Football team to watch?
Thankee.
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Post by Big L on Aug 20, 2017 21:59:11 GMT -5
Lolz I know exactly which detail he's gonna bring up. I got it. Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. John Snow in full fur coat, pants and boots gets knocked into an icy freezing lake, sinks down 50...but some he can swim to the surface? Dude, there's a dead guy throwing ice spears at fire breathing dragons. Yeah, but how does John Snow swim to the surface in 200 pounds of frozen wet fur? In BOOTS no less!! _ Listen, chooch, dude fell in the water, got out a minute the later same spot he went in, not a mile downwind drinking a beer. I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
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Post by JStokes on Aug 20, 2017 22:01:13 GMT -5
I got it. Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. John Snow in full fur coat, pants and boots gets knocked into an icy freezing lake, sinks down 50...but some he can swim to the surface? Dude, there's a dead guy throwing ice spears at fire breathing dragons. Yeah, but how does John Snow swim to the surface in 200 pounds of frozen wet fur? In BOOTS no less!! _ Listen, chooch, dude fell in the water, got out a minute the later same spot he went in, not a mile downwind drinking a beer. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. lol. _
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Post by JStokes on Aug 20, 2017 22:15:25 GMT -5
I think the repartee in the opening scene with the crew trudging through the snow and ice was some of the better dialogue the show has had recently.
All too often it seems like everyone has a 5-10 minute monologue.
Like the High Sparrow, every time I saw him I knew it was 20 minutes of dribble. Hated that dick.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 21, 2017 1:25:54 GMT -5
Lolz I know exactly which detail he's gonna bring up. I got it. Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. John Snow in full fur coat, pants and boots gets knocked into an icy freezing lake, sinks down 50...but some he can swim to the surface? Dude, there's a dead guy throwing ice spears at fire breathing dragons. Yeah, but how does John Snow swim to the surface in 200 pounds of frozen wet fur? In BOOTS no less!! _ It was the chains. Where do the white walkers find these huge ass 300 ft chains in the middle of the frozen tundra? They just happened to be lying around! COMMON
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 21, 2017 1:40:46 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Aug 21, 2017 5:14:51 GMT -5
I got it. Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. John Snow in full fur coat, pants and boots gets knocked into an icy freezing lake, sinks down 50...but some he can swim to the surface? Dude, there's a dead guy throwing ice spears at fire breathing dragons. Yeah, but how does John Snow swim to the surface in 200 pounds of frozen wet fur? In BOOTS no less!! _ It was the chains. Where do the white walkers find these huge ass 300 ft chains in the middle of the frozen tundra? They just happened to be lying around! COMMON Good point. I chose to ignore the chains of oppression. You racist. Brings up another point of interest, then. They couldn't go through water to get to the rock they were stranded on for a day or week, but they could go underwater for a massive salvage operation? Common.
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Post by Big L on Aug 21, 2017 5:18:37 GMT -5
Perhaps he'd be interested in a used javelin?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 21, 2017 7:09:03 GMT -5
Lolz I know exactly which detail he's gonna bring up. How did John Snow travel 1500 miles back and forth up and down the continent when the white walkers have only advanced 3 miles in the same time span? _ LOLZ
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Post by Big L on Aug 21, 2017 7:16:20 GMT -5
How did John Snow travel 1500 miles back and forth up and down the continent when the white walkers have only advanced 3 miles in the same time span? _ LOLZ For the record, I did NOT create that graphic
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Post by Big L on Aug 21, 2017 7:18:19 GMT -5
An aside, I bet you could stir up some nonsense on twitter or what have you with those giant chains. You have the black dead people slaving away with the giant chains at the mercy of the white devil slave master. Put that out that GoT is a racist show. Should be boycotted.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 21, 2017 7:26:17 GMT -5
An aside, I bet you could stir up some nonsense on twitter or what have you with those giant chains. You have the black dead people slaving away with the giant chains at the mercy of the white devil slave master. Put that out that GoT is a racist show. Should be boycotted. Yeah, but Daenerys affirmative actioned her dragons and picked the black one as her favorite, so the chains should be canceled out.
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Post by jay57 on Aug 21, 2017 7:26:24 GMT -5
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