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Post by quantum on Mar 18, 2015 14:48:10 GMT -5
shouldn't one of the cribs have a red robe in it? shouldn't we revisit forced sterilization? nah. we can do DNA experiments: see if a blue robe gets produced instead of a red one. then its either a recessive gene, or the Milkman.  |
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 18, 2015 18:36:13 GMT -5
 Jets Things is going to star in the next installment of Cheaper By The Dozen
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 18, 2015 19:24:42 GMT -5
Jets Things is going to star in the next installment of Cheaper By The Dozen Directed by Jim Jarmusch?  |
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Post by Brady's a catcher on Mar 19, 2015 14:08:16 GMT -5
Why does she need a towel if you came inside her.... you Philistine! sweaty, drippy grundle? |
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Post by nycdan on Mar 21, 2015 16:55:59 GMT -5
lol No. And I won't be one of those guys who say "I wish" because I did date one of those for a few years before getting with my wife and there is almost nothing to convince me that "squirting" is anything other than piss. I'm talking about an ex who emptied her bladder before intercourse and then squirted (piss) all over the place. Ruined satin sheets. Dated one of those in college and totally agree. Want to scientifically prove it? Feed her asparagus and then bone her and see if it smells funny. Why the fuck nobody has thought of this yet makes me sad for our education system.
I'd like to run this test myself but seeing as how she's not the girl I married, my wife might be inclined to run some experiments of her own if she found out so...well...there it is.
BTW, Congrats and/or condolences as appropriate.
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Post by carlton on Mar 21, 2015 19:07:50 GMT -5
4 future pervert Jet fans? Jesus christ.
Congrats!
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 21, 2015 20:59:38 GMT -5
4 future pervert Jet fans? Jesus christ. Congrats! Thanks. My dad made me a Jets fan, for the better! I'll do the same to my kids. It'll teach them humility, ditto my loyalty to Tottenham Hotspur (Premier League soccer). The Yankee fan in me will teach them to be confident, if not cocky. The Rangers fan in me will teach them, I don't know, something. But yeah, I'm a pervert. |
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Post by southside on Mar 22, 2015 19:08:08 GMT -5
lol No. And I won't be one of those guys who say "I wish" because I did date one of those for a few years before getting with my wife and there is almost nothing to convince me that "squirting" is anything other than piss. I'm talking about an ex who emptied her bladder before intercourse and then squirted (piss) all over the place. Ruined satin sheets. Dated one of those in college and totally agree. Want to scientifically prove it? Feed her asparagus and then bone her and see if it smells funny. Why the fuck nobody has thought of this yet makes me sad for our education system.
I'd like to run this test myself but seeing as how she's not the girl I married, my wife might be inclined to run some experiments of her own if she found out so...well...there it is.
BTW, Congrats and/or condolences as appropriate.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2015 13:11:53 GMT -5
Give Long Island back to the Long Irish? Seriously, can you freaks stop? It's just getting off, ffs
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2015 13:13:02 GMT -5
We're pretty Catholic. Dunno. 4 kids, no kidding. So you're about halfway to done then, right? ZAM Congrats on your gang; big families rule. |
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