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Shit My Dad Says Apr 25, 2015 5:23:40 GMT -5

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Post by Big L on Apr 25, 2015 5:23:40 GMT -5

On Birthdays
“Listen, I don’t give a fuck if you forget my birthday. I don’t need people reminding me I’m closer to death. But your mom, she still enjoys counting them down, so cancel your fucking plans and drive down here for her birthday party…. Fine, I’ll let you know if she changes her mind and ceases to care about meaningless milestones.”

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Big L Knights Hamplar TL;DR Meh. Posts: 29,600	Shit My Dad Says Apr 25, 2015 5:28:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Big L on Apr 25, 2015 5:28:04 GMT -5 On the Right Time to Have Children “It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.”
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Shit My Dad Says Apr 25, 2015 15:03:20 GMT -5 The Tax Returns Are in Kenya likes this

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Apr 10, 2015 18:57:38 GMT -5 The Tax Returns Are in Kenya said:

Apr 10, 2015 6:08:44 GMT -5 Jets Things said:

Bill Shatner played the father, as I remember. It lasted a hot minute.

Yeah, kind of didn't work with all the curse words bleeped out. They couldn't even use the real title.

Shattner was actually funny in it but the cast blew and it pretty much jumped the shark in the first season. Best line

Henry, let women figure out why they won't sleep with you, don't you do it for them

Paraphrased from

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them.

<EDIT> Southside, this was for you.

Last Edit: Apr 25, 2015 15:19:37 GMT -5 by Trades

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