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Post by Big L on Jun 13, 2015 6:08:58 GMT -5
Happy Fathers Day, all you jamokes out there with kids. Those poor children....
Hope you all get what you really want this year - to be left alone for a day!
That old gag.
In lieu of that, I give you this site to send to your wife or other, so they know what to get you.
mancrates.com
Gifts come in a crate with a crowbar.
Delivered In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
You can thank me later.
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 13, 2015 8:17:47 GMT -5
I think referring to something as a "Man---" has jumped the shark. Kinda gay now.
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Post by rexneffect on Jun 13, 2015 12:57:25 GMT -5
Isn't Father's Day next weekend?
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Post by quantum on Jun 15, 2015 8:37:13 GMT -5
Isn't Father's Day next weekend? yes big L is drunk and should go home.
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 15, 2015 9:07:08 GMT -5
I think referring to something as a "Man---" has jumped the shark. Kinda gay now. and anything bro---
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 15, 2015 9:12:02 GMT -5
Happy Fathers Day, all you jamokes out there with kids. Those poor children.... Hope you all get what you really want this year - to be left alone for a day!That old gag. In lieu of that, I give you this site to send to your wife or other, so they know what to get you. mancrates.com Gifts come in a crate with a crowbar. Delivered In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions. You can thank me later. So much this. Everyone I talk to doesn't want a gathering with friends or family, none of that crap. Because every single time it turns into a BBQ where you're the schlub stuck at the grill making food for everyone. I get an early FD present this year, wife is taking the kids to LBI for a few days, complete freedom from Thursday until Monday
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Post by greenwave on Jun 15, 2015 9:34:14 GMT -5
Happy Fathers Day, all you jamokes out there with kids. Those poor children.... Hope you all get what you really want this year - to be left alone for a day!That old gag. In lieu of that, I give you this site to send to your wife or other, so they know what to get you. mancrates.com Gifts come in a crate with a crowbar. Delivered In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions. You can thank me later. So much this. Everyone I talk to doesn't want a gathering with friends or family, none of that crap. Because every single time it turns into a BBQ where you're the schlub stuck at the grill making food for everyone. I get an early FD present this year, wife is taking the kids to LBI for a few days, complete freedom from Thursday until Monday I'm hating. Best possible FD gift.
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 15, 2015 9:48:31 GMT -5
So much this. Everyone I talk to doesn't want a gathering with friends or family, none of that crap. Because every single time it turns into a BBQ where you're the schlub stuck at the grill making food for everyone. I get an early FD present this year, wife is taking the kids to LBI for a few days, complete freedom from Thursday until Monday I'm hating. Best possible FD gift. Its a lot of fun, wife did the same thing last year. After about the 2nd day though I end up missing the kids terribly. But still I'm getting all of my yard work done during the week so I can clear my schedule for the weekend of fishing and videogames.
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Post by greenwave on Jun 15, 2015 10:05:10 GMT -5
I'm hating. Best possible FD gift. Its a lot of fun, wife did the same thing last year. After about the 2nd day though I end up missing the kids terribly. But still I'm getting all of my yard work done during the week so I can clear my schedule for the weekend of fishing and videogames. I would miss mine too, but... "the weekend of fishing and videogames"
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 15, 2015 10:41:21 GMT -5
Its a lot of fun, wife did the same thing last year. After about the 2nd day though I end up missing the kids terribly. But still I'm getting all of my yard work done during the week so I can clear my schedule for the weekend of fishing and videogames. I would miss mine too, but... "the weekend of fishing and videogames" True, if the weather is shit, then I stay inside. If it's nice out, go fishing. Win/Win
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Post by jetswin on Jun 15, 2015 11:20:48 GMT -5
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Post by DDNYjets on Jun 15, 2015 11:41:30 GMT -5
Would it be inappropriate for Kendall and Kylie to get Caitlyn a gift?
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Post by Big L on Jun 15, 2015 12:10:47 GMT -5
Happy Fathers Day, all you jamokes out there with kids. Those poor children.... Hope you all get what you really want this year - to be left alone for a day!That old gag. In lieu of that, I give you this site to send to your wife or other, so they know what to get you. mancrates.com Gifts come in a crate with a crowbar. Delivered In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions. You can thank me later. So much this. Everyone I talk to doesn't want a gathering with friends or family, none of that crap. Because every single time it turns into a BBQ where you're the schlub stuck at the grill making food for everyone. I get an early FD present this year, wife is taking the kids to LBI for a few days, complete freedom from Thursday until Monday You lucky SOB
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 15, 2015 12:41:19 GMT -5
So much this. Everyone I talk to doesn't want a gathering with friends or family, none of that crap. Because every single time it turns into a BBQ where you're the schlub stuck at the grill making food for everyone. I get an early FD present this year, wife is taking the kids to LBI for a few days, complete freedom from Thursday until Monday You lucky SOB And I'm going to finagle 'working from home' on Friday to further take advantage
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 18, 2015 11:57:20 GMT -5
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