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Post by Jets Things on Jul 14, 2015 13:16:35 GMT -5
I've been kicked out of one bar a couple times.... I'm sure I told that story. I went to typing the novel out here and then I was like, meh fuck it. These assholes won't read it anyway. I'm sure you're banned from the sperm bank, too. Too many deposits.
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 14, 2015 13:18:58 GMT -5
I've been kicked out of several places but never banned anywhere but on the interwebz, which does not really count. I'm banned at TGG which is really more of a badge of honor IMO.
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 14, 2015 13:21:09 GMT -5
I've been kicked out of one bar a couple times.... I'm sure I told that story. I went to typing the novel out here and then I was like, meh fuck it. These assholes won't read it anyway. I'm sure you're banned from the sperm bank, too. Too many deposits. There's an insufficient funds joke somewhere in there.
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Post by jetswin on Jul 14, 2015 13:30:37 GMT -5
I've been kicked out of one bar a couple times.... I'm sure I told that story. I went to typing the novel out here and then I was like, meh fuck it. These assholes won't read it anyway. did you say something?
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Post by southside on Jul 14, 2015 13:31:19 GMT -5
I've been kicked out of one bar a couple times.... I'm sure I told that story. I went to typing the novel out here and then I was like, meh fuck it. These assholes won't read it anyway. I'm sure you're banned from the sperm bank, too. Too many deposits. You know, I used to like you...
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 14, 2015 13:39:34 GMT -5
I'm sure you're banned from the sperm bank, too. Too many deposits. You know, I used to like you... Why?
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Post by southside on Jul 14, 2015 13:44:07 GMT -5
You know, I used to like you... Why? You just spit in my face.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 14, 2015 13:48:45 GMT -5
You just spit in my face. That was supposed to symbolize you making a deposit at a sperm bank. You held the sperms in your mouth.
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Post by southside on Jul 14, 2015 13:50:53 GMT -5
You just spit in my face. That was supposed to symbolize you making a deposit at a sperm bank. You held the sperms in your mouth. Oh. Well I guess I can dial back my hatred a smidge.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 14, 2015 13:58:57 GMT -5
That was supposed to symbolize you making a deposit at a sperm bank. You held the sperms in your mouth. Oh. Well I guess I can dial back my hatred a smidge. Fuck you, faggot.
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Post by southside on Jul 14, 2015 14:11:56 GMT -5
Oh. Well I guess I can dial back my hatred a smidge. Fuck you, faggot. I like women. Thanks for the advances though.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 14, 2015 15:20:11 GMT -5
Walked into Cannone's Pizzeria on No. Avenue in New Rochelle about 20 years ago. Place was empty, was looking for two quick slices on the way to a party where I knew the food would be slow in appearing. Just finished work, so I was starving. Anyhoo, behind the counter is Momma Cannone (?), puttering about. Her sons who ran the place must have been in the back, leaving her in charge. I ask for two slices and she stares at me, down at the pizza tin that contained one slice, in back of her at the no pizzas ready to go... then back at me. I know what she's thinking..but no way she had the balls. Yup. She had the balls. She takes the pizza cutter thingie and cuts the one...into two...and throws them up on the counter. I go..."whu....whu...what the fvck....is that? " "Eeetza two ah slize of peeeeeza. Four a dollahs, please" I'm normally a pretty calm dude, but this was too much. "you can take that shit...and feed it to your dog!!!!" I hiss to her. She clutches her heart and starts yell-crying in Italian...with that the Cannone's appear from the back bearing various ladles and knives. "momma momma momma!!!!" they are yelling and she is pointing at me. Realizing trying to explain this to the authorities caused me to fashion a hastened exit which led me slip-sliding down North Avenue in my suit and dress shoes... with the super Mario's chasing after me waving cooking implements, the ridiculousness of the situation not lost on the stopped dead traffic who all seemed amused. Never went back, (sucked, I liked the pizza) and heard the place got sold to Iona.
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Post by Jetworks on Jul 14, 2015 15:39:07 GMT -5
I'm unbannable.
Wow, took two pages.
Fucking slackers.
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Post by PK on Jul 14, 2015 15:43:16 GMT -5
I'm banned from 7-11's Facebook page.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jul 14, 2015 15:48:44 GMT -5
Walked into Cannone's Pizzeria on No. Avenue in New Rochelle about 20 years ago. Place was empty, was looking for two quick slices on the way to a party where I knew the food would be slow in appearing. Just finished work, so I was starving. Anyhoo, behind the counter is Momma Cannone (?), puttering about. Her sons who ran the place must have been in the back, leaving her in charge. I ask for two slices and she stares at me, down at the pizza tin that contained one slice, in back of her at the no pizzas ready to go... then back at me. I know what she's thinking..but no way she had the balls. Yup. She had the balls. She takes the pizza cutter thingie and cuts the one...into two...and throws them up on the counter. I go..."whu....whu...what the fvck....is that? " "Eeetza two ah slize of peeeeeza. Four a dollahs, please" I'm normally a pretty calm dude, but this was too much. "you can take that shit...and feed it to your dog!!!!" I hiss to her. She clutches her heart and starts yell-crying in Italian...with that the Cannone's appear from the back bearing various ladles and knives. "momma momma momma!!!!" they are yelling and she is pointing at me. Realizing trying to explain this to the authorities caused me to fashion a hastened exit which led me slip-sliding down North Avenue in my suit and dress shoes... with the super Mario's chasing after me waving cooking implements, the ridiculousness of the situation not lost on the stopped dead traffic who all seemed amused. Never went back, (sucked, I liked the pizza) and heard the place got sold to Iona.
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