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Post by carlito1171 on Aug 12, 2015 7:42:35 GMT -5
Revis will be abducted by Aliens by the end of the week. Book it!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 12, 2015 7:45:45 GMT -5
"QB Needy Jets Hold Open Tryouts, Frenchman Lands Job, Guarantees to GFY"
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 12, 2015 9:39:28 GMT -5
"QB Needy Jets Hold Open Tryouts, Frenchman Lands Job, Guarantees to GFY" Sells le playbook for $600 and a croissant to the Bills.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Aug 12, 2015 10:10:05 GMT -5
"Jets sign Rick Mirer"
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 12, 2015 11:25:42 GMT -5
Revis eats some questionable food in the Jets cafeteria, as he walks by the offensive meeting room has a major gas incident and Atlantic Health explodes. Dozier. Winters, and Aboushi are casualties.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 12, 2015 11:26:28 GMT -5
McDougle decides to follow his true calling and sell ice cream from a Good Humor truck.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 12, 2015 11:27:08 GMT -5
Shaq Evans and Quincy Enunwa announce they are gay lovers and start a gay commune in Montana.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 12, 2015 11:28:28 GMT -5
Jace Amaro, in an unfortunate mistake while filling out his driver's license renewal form, agrees to become a finger donor for Giant's JPP
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 12, 2015 11:30:08 GMT -5
Calvin Pryor, unable to deal with the stigma of being the last Idzik draft pick, volunteers for the one-way expedition to Mars saying "the black man needs to be represented on Mars", and "gotta check out them crabs for Jameis"
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Post by jetfrantik on Aug 12, 2015 13:16:10 GMT -5
Todd Bowles brings luck (not Andrew) to the Jets!
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Aug 20, 2015 20:08:27 GMT -5
"Oday Aboushi Suspended for PED Use". Naaaaahh, never happen. Too ridiculous.
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Post by HawkeyeJet on Aug 20, 2015 20:22:52 GMT -5
Lulz on the Milliner one
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Post by HawkeyeJet on Aug 20, 2015 20:24:36 GMT -5
Cromartie appears on Maury Povich, is determined he is NOT the father!
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Aug 20, 2015 20:56:42 GMT -5
"Neil Glatt and Jared Fogel Seperated at Birth: Subway Hires Glatt as new Spokesman, Jets Hire Fogle as Ambassador to Convicts" (since most Jets fans have spent time in the big house).
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Post by SAR I on Aug 20, 2015 21:03:24 GMT -5
"Mark Sanchez Returns, Gets Properly Coached by Someone Other Than an Obese Buffoon Clown, Does Not Get Repeatedly Let Down by a Laughably Overrated Defense, and Lives Up to His Potential as a Much Better Than Average QB."
SAR I
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