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Post by Jets Things on Sept 13, 2015 21:50:24 GMT -5
Post a pic of yourself and I'll go at it with a laser pointer a la Howard's girlfriend Ralph. Now way, you'd rip me up. And...you're a much better sport than I'd ever be. Very impressed you even had that shirt, though you'd never know it by my gnat-like, annoying commentary. Just think of it as the babbling dick in the foursome who is two beers over his limit and this is his one day away from the wife a year. It was a much better shirt before LoZo decided to add the IV to his jersey. Now the t-shirt isn't accurate. I almost hope he loses use of all four limbs so he can go from "Mauldin IV" to "Mauldin" ack!! Just kidding, love you LoZo!
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Post by 32Green on Sept 13, 2015 21:58:49 GMT -5
Now way, you'd rip me up. And...you're a much better sport than I'd ever be. Very impressed you even had that shirt, though you'd never know it by my gnat-like, annoying commentary. Just think of it as the babbling dick in the foursome who is two beers over his limit and this is his one day away from the wife a year. It was a much better shirt before LoZo decided to add the IV to his jersey. Now the t-shirt isn't accurate. I almost hope he loses use of all four limbs so he can go from "Mauldin IV" to "Mauldin" ack!! Just kidding, love you LoZo!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2015 22:52:30 GMT -5
First of all....who cut your hair? TOnto... with a butter knife? Your hairline in the back looks like you got swallowed up in a grain-thresher. Also, the things I would do to that womanly-hipped arse. You would have sprems bouncing off your crooked haircut like paint-balls off a blind school-kid at Sheckies Viet Nam Paintball emporium. Hey is that a Kenmore. I've seen less cobwebs in the Munsters dining room. Caption for the above pic: What has two thumbs and wants it in the keester? Hey now. I WAS cut up by a grain thresher, you insensitive dick. As for the womanly hipped arse, please. I have a baseball pitcher's ass/legs and always have (because I did). Think Roger Clemens, but with more "Wow, I like this guy's ass, but would rather he fuck mine." There you go, Betsy. dude if you're in a pinch for a gift on valentine's day, i'm thinking an iron might fill a void
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 14, 2015 4:22:54 GMT -5
I WAS cut up by a grain thresher, you insensitive dick. As for the womanly hipped arse, please. I have a baseball pitcher's ass/legs and always have (because I did). Think Roger Clemens, but with more "Wow, I like this guy's ass, but would rather he fuck mine." There you go, Betsy. dude if you're in a pinch for a gift on valentine's day, i'm thinking an iron might fill a void Why?
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Post by vin on Sept 14, 2015 9:57:20 GMT -5
There's something very queer about all this....
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Post by carlton on Sept 14, 2015 10:13:53 GMT -5
Pulling for you, LoZo! Get well soon! Dude no one told me you were batman!!
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 14, 2015 10:21:59 GMT -5
Pulling for you, LoZo! Get well soon! Dude no one told me you were batman!! Tee hee hee. If you're looking at the back of my head and the first thing that comes to mind is "Batman," well. Here, this might help.
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Post by carlton on Sept 14, 2015 10:24:10 GMT -5
Dude no one told me you were batman!! Tee hee hee. If you're looking at the back of my head and the first thing that comes to mind is "Batman," well. Here, this might help. Try and un-see it now. Also, I think the one who hears batman and thinks of that .gif maaaayyy be the one with the problem. At least I'm giving it to you.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 14, 2015 10:33:05 GMT -5
Tee hee hee. If you're looking at the back of my head and the first thing that comes to mind is "Batman," well. Here, this might help. Try and un-see it now. Also, I think the one who hears batman and thinks of that .gif maaaayyy be the one with the problem. At least I'm giving it to you. lol You think you're Robin?! You're not even Alfred, brah.
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Post by carlton on Sept 14, 2015 10:43:22 GMT -5
Try and un-see it now. Also, I think the one who hears batman and thinks of that .gif maaaayyy be the one with the problem. At least I'm giving it to you. lol You think you're Robin?! You're not even Alfred, brah. I'm doing my best.
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Post by Peebag on Sept 14, 2015 11:27:07 GMT -5
Pulling for you, LoZo! Get well soon! hmmm...your ass doesn't look pounded....got 'em taped up?
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 14, 2015 11:50:38 GMT -5
If this is a Get Well thread for Zo.....I think it might just make him feel worse.
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Post by Lithfan on Sept 14, 2015 11:54:06 GMT -5
An attempt to get the thread back on topic:
Rich Cimini @richcimini 1m1 minute ago Jets rookie LB Lorenzo Mauldin (concussion) has been released from the hospital. #nyj
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Post by Lithfan on Sept 14, 2015 11:56:53 GMT -5
Lorenzo Mauldin IV @lozoiv 8s9 seconds ago Thanks to fans, family, friends prayers and Mount Sinai Hospital for their awesome TLC. I will be perfectly fine. The lord was with me. TY
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 11:57:06 GMT -5
Pulling for you, LoZo! Get well soon! Dude no one told me you were batman!! mods please insert as bennylava's back pussy avatar
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