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Post by Ff2 on Sept 14, 2015 16:26:46 GMT -5
Someone should do those.
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Post by Touchable on Sept 14, 2015 16:59:32 GMT -5
1. Jets
32. Pats
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 17:03:01 GMT -5
With that great win against the Browns yesterday, the Jets should crack the top 25 in all the Power Rankings this week. |
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 14, 2015 17:03:07 GMT -5
Okay, I'll bite since you're too lazy. Here's a Top 3 Ranking... Ranking the Cheating of the New England Patriots 3. SpyGate
This was far and away the worst scandal in Patriots history, and in a way it tarnished the team’s legacy as one of the best dynasties in NFL history. In a game against the New York Jets in 2007, New England was caught videotaping the Jets’ play-call signals. After a thorough investigation, the league determined that this was a common practice for the Patriots from 2002 to 2007 — right during the peak of their success. Commissioner Roger Goodell responded by fining the Patriots $250,000, taking away a first-round draft choice, and fining head coach Bill Cheating Douchebag $500,000. On a side note, Josh McDaniels, a Cheating Douchebag disciple, was caught filming the practices of the San Francisco 49ers while he was the head coach of the Denver Broncos. The apple apparently doesn’t fall very far from the tree in New England. 2. “Deception”“Deception” happened almost exactly a week prior to DeflateGate. In this scandal, the Patriots actually did nothing technically wrong — they simply used the rules of the game to their advantage and likely against the spirit of the game. Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh claimed his team was not given enough time to establish which players were eligible and which were ineligible receivers. Was the tactic deceiving? Yes. Was it illegal? No. At least, not at the time — the formation is now illegal. The rules also do not explicitly state things like "You cannot use a giant mirror to reflect the sun from your sideline into the eyes of the opposing QB" yet people generally understand this is not acceptable and it's assumed to be understood, against the spirit of the game and poor sportsmanship. Well, everyone except the Patriots probably know this. Maybe the NFL should create a rule for it. 1. DeflateGateThis is simply the latest in a long line of accusations against the Patriots. New England has been accused of using slightly deflated footballs in their AFC Championship Game rout of the Indianapolis Colts. The NFL’s rulebook states that the footballs used in games must be inflated to 12.5 to 13.5 pounds per square inch of air, and each team is required to provide officials with 12 balls that are subject to testing prior to the game. Slightly deflated footballs are easier to throw and catch, especially in the rainy and windy conditions like the Patriots were facing in the AFC Championship game. Would the air pressure of the footballs have altered the results of the game? Likely not. When it all came down to it, the NFL fined the Patriots $1 million, suspended Tom Brady for four games, and stripped the team of their first round draft pick next year. The Brady suspension was appealed and overturned on some technicalities related to whether Brady "was made aware" he could be punished for withholding or destroying evidence that may have shown he was aware or directed the tampering. *NOTE: Murders committed by Patriots players were not eligible for this ranking. |
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 14, 2015 17:06:54 GMT -5
Okay, I'll bite since you're too lazy. Here's a Top 3 Ranking... Ranking the Cheating of the New England Patriots 3. SpyGate
This was far and away the worst scandal in Patriots history, and in a way it tarnished the team’s legacy as one of the best dynasties in NFL history. In a game against the New York Jets in 2007, New England was caught videotaping the Jets’ play-call signals. After a thorough investigation, the league determined that this was a common practice for the Patriots from 2002 to 2007 — right during the peak of their success. Commissioner Roger Goodell responded by fining the Patriots $250,000, taking away a first-round draft choice, and fining head coach Bill Cheating Douchebag $500,000. On a side note, Josh McDaniels, a Cheating Douchebag disciple, was caught filming the practices of the San Francisco 49ers while he was the head coach of the Denver Broncos. The apple apparently doesn’t fall very far from the tree in New England. 2. “Deception”“Deception” happened almost exactly a week prior to DeflateGate. In this scandal, the Patriots actually did nothing technically wrong — they simply used the rules of the game to their advantage and likely against the spirit of the game. Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh claimed his team was not given enough time to establish which players were eligible and which were ineligible receivers. Was the tactic deceiving? Yes. Was it illegal? No. At least, not at the time — the formation is now illegal. The rules also do not explicitly state things like "You cannot use a giant mirror to reflect the sun from your sideline into the eyes of the opposing QB" yet people generally understand this is not acceptable and it's assumed to be understood, against the spirit of the game and poor sportsmanship. Well, everyone except the Patriots probably know this. Maybe the NFL should create a rule for it. 1. DeflateGateThis is simply the latest in a long line of accusations against the Patriots. New England has been accused of using slightly deflated footballs in their AFC Championship Game rout of the Indianapolis Colts. The NFL’s rulebook states that the footballs used in games must be inflated to 12.5 to 13.5 pounds per square inch of air, and each team is required to provide officials with 12 balls that are subject to testing prior to the game. Slightly deflated footballs are easier to throw and catch, especially in the rainy and windy conditions like the Patriots were facing in the AFC Championship game. Would the air pressure of the footballs have altered the results of the game? Likely not. When it all came down to it, the NFL fined the Patriots $1 million, suspended Tom Brady for four games, and stripped the team of their first round draft pick next year. The Brady suspension was appealed and overturned on some technicalities related to whether Brady "was made aware" he could be punished for withholding or destroying evidence that may have shown he was aware or directed the tampering. *NOTE: Murders committed by Patriots players were not eligible for this ranking. Your a bit of a "one note Johnny" theses days. |
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 14, 2015 17:09:33 GMT -5
Okay, I'll bite since you're too lazy. Here's a Top 3 Ranking... Ranking the Cheating of the New England Patriots 3. SpyGate
This was far and away the worst scandal in Patriots history, and in a way it tarnished the team’s legacy as one of the best dynasties in NFL history. In a game against the New York Jets in 2007, New England was caught videotaping the Jets’ play-call signals. After a thorough investigation, the league determined that this was a common practice for the Patriots from 2002 to 2007 — right during the peak of their success. Commissioner Roger Goodell responded by fining the Patriots $250,000, taking away a first-round draft choice, and fining head coach Bill Cheating Douchebag $500,000. On a side note, Josh McDaniels, a Cheating Douchebag disciple, was caught filming the practices of the San Francisco 49ers while he was the head coach of the Denver Broncos. The apple apparently doesn’t fall very far from the tree in New England. 2. “Deception”“Deception” happened almost exactly a week prior to DeflateGate. In this scandal, the Patriots actually did nothing technically wrong — they simply used the rules of the game to their advantage and likely against the spirit of the game. Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh claimed his team was not given enough time to establish which players were eligible and which were ineligible receivers. Was the tactic deceiving? Yes. Was it illegal? No. At least, not at the time — the formation is now illegal. The rules also do not explicitly state things like "You cannot use a giant mirror to reflect the sun from your sideline into the eyes of the opposing QB" yet people generally understand this is not acceptable and it's assumed to be understood, against the spirit of the game and poor sportsmanship. Well, everyone except the Patriots probably know this. Maybe the NFL should create a rule for it. 1. DeflateGateThis is simply the latest in a long line of accusations against the Patriots. New England has been accused of using slightly deflated footballs in their AFC Championship Game rout of the Indianapolis Colts. The NFL’s rulebook states that the footballs used in games must be inflated to 12.5 to 13.5 pounds per square inch of air, and each team is required to provide officials with 12 balls that are subject to testing prior to the game. Slightly deflated footballs are easier to throw and catch, especially in the rainy and windy conditions like the Patriots were facing in the AFC Championship game. Would the air pressure of the footballs have altered the results of the game? Likely not. When it all came down to it, the NFL fined the Patriots $1 million, suspended Tom Brady for four games, and stripped the team of their first round draft pick next year. The Brady suspension was appealed and overturned on some technicalities related to whether Brady "was made aware" he could be punished for withholding or destroying evidence that may have shown he was aware or directed the tampering. *NOTE: Murders committed by Patriots players were not eligible for this ranking. Your a bit of a "one note Johnny" theses days.  Is that a Manziel joke? If it is I'll need to think about it a little and get back to you on whether I'm offended or not. |
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 14, 2015 17:10:49 GMT -5
Your a bit of a "one note Johnny" theses days. And, it's "you're" |
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 14, 2015 17:11:33 GMT -5
Your a bit of a "one note Johnny" theses days. And, it's "you're" How many times do we need to over this. Not an apostrophe guy. |
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Post by DartTheWolf on Sept 14, 2015 17:19:07 GMT -5
Scariest Moments of Week 1.
3. Cromartie potential season ending knee injury. Made light by the fact the Jets actually have... whats this word I'm not used to it. Deepth? Depth? Oh well its just a knee sprain!
2. Mauldin dying on the field. Made worse by the fact that at his position the Jets have less of that "depff" thing. Oh well its just a concussion!
1. Johnny Manziel's making everyone think hes going to pull a Brady-Bledsoe and come in a torch the rest of the way! Made entertaining by his depth into rehab. Oh well hes just a squirmy bad-decision making man-child!
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Post by adpz on Sept 14, 2015 17:25:04 GMT -5
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Post by Hotman on Sept 14, 2015 17:40:59 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 14, 2015 18:31:15 GMT -5
That was funny the first 3 times |
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Post by Peebag on Sept 14, 2015 18:34:20 GMT -5
Dooshes
1a Tex
1b Ffduece
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 18:38:42 GMT -5
Ha, I kicked ff2's fat ass. |
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Post by adpz on Sept 14, 2015 18:47:06 GMT -5
That was funny the first 3 times Do you think you could make a power-ranking of them? |
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