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Post by frostlich on Sept 17, 2015 20:51:08 GMT -5
We need to sign this guy.
How many OTs just O'le this guy because theyre too grossed out by his nub?
GeeyahhhhhHHHHH! GET IT AWAY! Yyeashhhch!
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Post by Bonhomme Richard on Sept 17, 2015 21:47:35 GMT -5
That is one mangled paw. He probably has to re-learn how to write, use a utensil, etc. It's not even a good story, either--
"Hey man, how'd you lose your fingers?"
"Fireworks."
"Dumbass."
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Post by Touchable on Sept 17, 2015 21:50:52 GMT -5
Cross Jr. you aint! I'm LEARNING you dick!
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Post by Peebag on Sept 17, 2015 23:12:29 GMT -5
You can never find some cadaver fingers when you need them. ....it's harder now that Aaron Hernandez is jailed.
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Post by crossfire on Sept 18, 2015 7:35:12 GMT -5
Cross Jr. you aint! I'm LEARNING you dick! I laughed. As for learning, I'm self taught at photoshop and my early stuff made that look incredible. I used to do some pretty pathetic shit. The big trick is learning to use the clone tool.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 18, 2015 7:49:37 GMT -5
"Holding, defense, number ninet....uh wait, that can't be right, Bob, you sure?"
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 18, 2015 8:15:40 GMT -5
I laughed. As for learning, I'm self taught at photoshop and my early stuff made that look incredible. I used to do some pretty pathetic shit. The big trick is learning to use the clone tool. And selecting....and feathering! Don't forget the feathering!
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Post by Fishooked on Sept 18, 2015 8:57:44 GMT -5
He's such a dumbass, and he made things worse by twattering 'I cant remember the last time my index finger got me a sack'.
Well how about tipping a pass, or throwing an o-lineman on the ground, jerkoff?
I dont think he plays for the Giants at all this season.
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Post by Peebag on Sept 18, 2015 9:10:03 GMT -5
He's such a dumbass, and he made things worse by twattering 'I cant remember the last time my index finger got me a sack'. Well how about tipping a pass, or throwing an o-lineman on the ground, jerkoff? I dont think he plays for the Giants at all this season. maybe they can rebuild him, you know, make him better than before......
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 18, 2015 9:16:45 GMT -5
He's such a dumbass, and he made things worse by twattering 'I cant remember the last time my index finger got me a sack'. The irony was while typing it he was thinking "this would be easier with a second thumb"
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Post by eboozer32 on Sept 19, 2015 8:25:55 GMT -5
I gotta hand it to ya, it looks like you put your finger on it! LOLOL Ha ha, we get the point. Point? LOLOL All he can do is cross his fingers and hope for the best... Oh, wait.... no!
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