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Post by Harrier on Mar 11, 2016 6:34:05 GMT -5
Right first one left second. Tits and face. I'm with a brunette so will go for blondes, always want what I don't have. Wanna go on wife swap? Hell yeah dude. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 11, 2016 7:39:10 GMT -5
Alright, the premise of this thread is simple. Post a pic of two hot chicks. We'll leave it up for a few days. You can only pick one of these girls to take home. Rank them on 3 conditions - SAW. Swallow, Anal, Wild card. Wild card could be anything, like she'd give you a diddle show with a zucchini. So which one do you take home, the one on the left or the right, and why. Let's start with this for a few days-
Im goin left. Looks like a down to earth chick, and besides insanely gorgeous, you might be able to have a conversation with her. The one on the right is too made up and is lame in the sack.
Left-
S - yes
A - no, you'd have to work real hard for years, but eventually yes.
W - yes, dress up leather lingerie.
Right-
S - no way
A - if she's drunk enough
W - Victoria secret as far as that goes.Just noticing this thread. The exact opposite of your assessment is true. The one on the left is the dead fish in the sack and would give you shit for playing golf and generally hates you. The one on the right is the one your own mother would marry/bang. But her eyes are too far apart. |
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Post by Harrier on Mar 11, 2016 8:01:59 GMT -5
Alright, the premise of this thread is simple. Post a pic of two hot chicks. We'll leave it up for a few days. You can only pick one of these girls to take home. Rank them on 3 conditions - SAW. Swallow, Anal, Wild card. Wild card could be anything, like she'd give you a diddle show with a zucchini. So which one do you take home, the one on the left or the right, and why. Let's start with this for a few days-
Im goin left. Looks like a down to earth chick, and besides insanely gorgeous, you might be able to have a conversation with her. The one on the right is too made up and is lame in the sack.
Left-
S - yes
A - no, you'd have to work real hard for years, but eventually yes.
W - yes, dress up leather lingerie.
Right-
S - no way
A - if she's drunk enough
W - Victoria secret as far as that goes.Just noticing this thread. The exact opposite of your assessment is true. The one on the left is the dead fish in the sack and would give you shit for playing golf and generally hates you. The one on the right is the one your own mother would marry/bang. Yup. I picked right because she looks like a filthy whore. You want a wife left, you want a whore right. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 11, 2016 8:32:36 GMT -5
Just noticing this thread. The exact opposite of your assessment is true. The one on the left is the dead fish in the sack and would give you shit for playing golf and generally hates you. The one on the right is the one your own mother would marry/bang. Yup. I picked right because she looks like a filthy whore. You want a wife left, you want a whore right. Left is the one who withholds relations, gives you shit for doing stuff with friends and your mother hates. Right is the definition of SAW. |
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Post by Harrier on Mar 11, 2016 8:47:33 GMT -5
Yup. I picked right because she looks like a filthy whore. You want a wife left, you want a whore right. Left is the one who withholds relations, gives you shit for doing stuff with friends and your mother hates. Right is the definition of SAW. And let's face it, we all prefer a woman who will SAW.  |
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Post by 32Green on Mar 11, 2016 8:58:09 GMT -5
Just noticing this thread. The exact opposite of your assessment is true. The one on the left is the dead fish in the sack and would give you shit for playing golf and generally hates you. The one on the right is the one your own mother would marry/bang. But her eyes are too far apart. Speaking of eyes...the one on the left... I'm with Jesthings 100% on this one. |
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Post by crossfire on Mar 11, 2016 9:00:16 GMT -5
Alright, the premise of this thread is simple. Post a pic of two hot chicks. We'll leave it up for a few days. You can only pick one of these girls to take home. Rank them on 3 conditions - SAW. Swallow, Anal, Wild card. Wild card could be anything, like she'd give you a diddle show with a zucchini. So which one do you take home, the one on the left or the right, and why. Let's start with this for a few days-
Im goin left. Looks like a down to earth chick, and besides insanely gorgeous, you might be able to have a conversation with her. The one on the right is too made up and is lame in the sack.
Left-
S - yes
A - no, you'd have to work real hard for years, but eventually yes.
W - yes, dress up leather lingerie.
Right-
S - no way
A - if she's drunk enough
W - Victoria secret as far as that goes.I'd choose being in the middle. Let them work as a team. |
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Post by jetswin on Mar 11, 2016 11:34:17 GMT -5
are we allowed to spray paint the both of them before we make our decision?
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 11, 2016 11:50:09 GMT -5
are we allowed to spray paint the both of them before we make our decision? I'd like to spray them with something and it ain't paint. It's semen. Fresh from my penis. |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Mar 11, 2016 12:18:57 GMT -5
are we allowed to spray paint the both of them before we make our decision? I'd like to spray them with something and it ain't paint. It's semen. Fresh from my penis. You could've stopped with "paint". We get the idea, we're guys. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 11, 2016 12:21:47 GMT -5
I'd like to spray them with something and it ain't paint. It's semen. Fresh from my penis. You could've stopped with "paint". We get the idea, we're guys. I wouldn't have been true to myself if I stopped. |
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Post by jetswin on Mar 11, 2016 12:22:25 GMT -5
are we allowed to spray paint the both of them before we make our decision? I'd like to spray them with something and it ain't paint. It's semen. Fresh from my penis.  thanks for clarifying lol |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Mar 11, 2016 12:25:24 GMT -5
You could've stopped with "paint". We get the idea, we're guys. I wouldn't have been true to myself if I stopped. My only question is you said "fresh from my penis". Can you get it stale from your penis? Or old and outdated from you penis? Or spoiled from your penis? Inquiring minds want to know! |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 11, 2016 12:29:34 GMT -5
I wouldn't have been true to myself if I stopped. My only question is you said "fresh from my penis". Can you get it stale from your penis? Or old and outdated from you penis? Or spoiled from your penis? Inquiring minds want to know! I could have spilled my seed into a spray bottle and soaked them that way, but I would choose to have their open, hungry mouths below me for full-saturation. |
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Post by jetswin on Mar 11, 2016 12:32:14 GMT -5
My only question is you said "fresh from my penis". Can you get it stale from your penis? Or old and outdated from you penis? Or spoiled from your penis? Inquiring minds want to know! I could have spilled my seed into a spray bottle and soaked them that way, but I would choose to have their open, hungry mouths below me for full-saturation. ftr any spray painting of hot chicks is assumed to be from the natural nozzle |
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