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Post by sadface on Apr 28, 2016 7:12:51 GMT -5
Fellow jets fans, 1. I am a grad student 2. I have class tonight from 6-10pm 3. I am not allowed to miss class without a doctors note (thank you, scholarship) 4. I want/need to watch draft 5. How do I get out of class/get a doctors note? What kind of strings do I need to jerk? 6. Gimme your suggestions pls thank u
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 28, 2016 7:23:18 GMT -5
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Post by DDNYjets on Apr 28, 2016 7:24:30 GMT -5
Go to your colleges medical center. Tell them you heard someone say "Trump" on campus and you are now having anxiety.
Get Dr's note. Get happy pills. Watch the draft.
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Post by sadface on Apr 28, 2016 7:30:53 GMT -5
i go to the manhattan campus which has no medical center several urgent care clinics in brookyln by my apartment can i get a note for being-a-jets-fan anxiety?
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 28, 2016 7:57:53 GMT -5
Just tell them your a life long Jets fan.
THat should be enough for a mandatory mental evaluation.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 8:01:10 GMT -5
Contact him some how now 9am asap, and tell him your aunt passed away and you are helping your mother make arrangements and you are sorry about tonights class and that you think you are able to swing making it to class from 6-8pm, however, some other family members are coming in tonight. Keep it simple.
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Post by sadface on Apr 28, 2016 8:12:40 GMT -5
Contact him some how now 9am asap, and tell him your aunt passed away and you are helping your mother make arrangements and you are sorry about tonights class and that you think you are able to swing making it to class from 6-8pm, however, some other family members are coming in tonight. Keep it simple. already had a death in the family (real) earlier this semester so i fear lying about such a thing. was thinking more along the lines of jets induced migraine or friend ran over my foot with the car, but they dont seem like safe bets
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 8:18:23 GMT -5
Contact him some how now 9am asap, and tell him your aunt passed away and you are helping your mother make arrangements and you are sorry about tonights class and that you think you are able to swing making it to class from 6-8pm, however, some other family members are coming in tonight. Keep it simple. already had a death in the family (real) earlier this semester so i fear lying about such a thing. was thinking more along the lines of jets induced migraine or friend ran over my foot with the car, but they dont seem like safe bets The unbelievable comes across as believable and less questionable.
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Post by Harrier on Apr 28, 2016 8:20:11 GMT -5
Ask Abbynormal or the warden Shakin.
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Post by gman on Apr 28, 2016 8:35:07 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 28, 2016 10:36:07 GMT -5
Tell him that you are uncomfortable with the current restroom situation in that building.
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Apr 28, 2016 11:14:37 GMT -5
Walk into class and shit your pants. Then leave.
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Post by Hotman on Apr 28, 2016 12:16:42 GMT -5
Walk into class and shit your pants. Then leave. Make it a reea can't do much for explosive hot choco shits!
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Post by Hotman on Apr 28, 2016 12:19:42 GMT -5
You COULD put some shit in a plastic ziploc bag, and when you go into class make yourself look like extreme discomfort in your gut. Let them see your gut is really bothering you. When you sit down, after a moment or so open the ziploc that's in your pocket, or in the pants, and squeeze the shit so the smell wafts and make some shuffling noises, and then get up and kinda walk out, but make sure you go past several people so they can smell the shit. (it will still be in the ziploc, but you need to squeeze the shit to activate the aroma)
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Post by shea319now314 on Apr 28, 2016 12:23:59 GMT -5
you got a scholarship and you're asking for advice here???
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